Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Niether does my Big Brother.
Summary: Part 4 of 20 in this Yugi deathfic. written by Yugi h8er
One day little Yugi was out for a stroll keeping all senses alert for signs of a certain Seto Kaiba.
Later he saw an odd salesman trying to get people to sign up for his Hawaiian vacation. He looked very sad. Yugi, having his morals and all, thought that he could lend a hand.
"I'll sign up for your prize, I could use a vacation." Said Yugi.
"Thank you very much, you're very kind. I think it's time for the drawing. All right drumroll please… and the winner is Yugi Muto!"
"All right! I won!" Yugi then did an awkward dance "When do I leave?"
" Not just you, you can also take one friend."
'Perfect! That's no contest. I'll take Tea!' Yugi thought to himself.
" Tea, care to join me?" Asked Yugi.
" I'd love to," said Tea.
" Here you go kids, enjoy your trip. Plane leaves in an hour," said the salesman.
"Seto," said Mokuba on the phone, "the trap is set, everything is going as planned."
"Good," replied Seto, "I'll get to my fighter right away."
Two hours later as the plane glided over the ocean an announcement came over the loud speaker.
"Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking, we are nearing our destination and suggest that you fasten your seatbelts and look out the window to your left. We also remind you to SAY YOUR PRAYERS! MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!"
At that moment, they looked to their left and saw a fighter and two missiles heading straight for them, then they saw the front end of the plane was gone and was beside the jet. Yugi and Tea looked at each other and Tea said.
" Yugi, before I die I want to tell you something. I love you, Yugi. Kiss me."
And they kissed and then… BOOM! The explosion was followed by evil laughter from the Kaiba brothers.
Far below, Marik Ishtar was on a jetski on vacation himself. He heard the explosion and looked to the sky. He saw something gold falling towards him. It landed in front of him and he realized what it was.
"It's the puzzle!" exclaimed Marik. Then Marik did a demented little song and dance that goes something like this.
" Kaiba killed Yugi, I get the puzzle, I am so happy, Yugi is dead. Please do not take my puzzle away, you can not take my puzzle away!" He laughed and opened up a bottle of champaigne to celebrate while throwing confetti into the air.
Then he headed back to shore singing so that he too wouldn't die from the falling debris.
THE END (not)
Author's Notes: I AM DEMENTED! MUAHAHAHAHA! Oh, and chapter five will be up in about 2 minutes.
takes glass of champagne from Marik Thank you.
Remember to review!