Disclaimer: I don't have a bajillion dollars from this show so I guess its not mine…
One day, when Yugi decided that he was tired of dying, he signed up for skydiving lessons in a different country so that he was sure Kaiba wouldn't know where he was, what he was doing, or if he was doing anything dangerous enough to get killed.
We all know that Yugi can't get lucky enough to survive one of these stories.
In the same skydiving school that Yugi planned on attending, Mokuba was enrolled as well. I guess the little guy wanted to get away from computers for a while.
The first day of school, Yugi went and found out that Mokuba was in his class. Then he was relieved to know that they weren't actually diving until the last day of class. The instructor was a friend of Kaiba's father. Poor Yugi!
So Mokuba had a talk with the instructor about pushing forward the first diving lesson. You know, to the following day? Anyways, when Mokuba got home that night, he talked to Seto about his sinister plan. Seto liked the idea of a parachute that, when pulled, doesn't open, but instead triggers a poking mechanism and plays a "song" that is really Kaiba laughing maniacally for the length of the fall.
Yugi thought that he had this class figured out. He would fake sick on the last day, but do excellent on his homework so that he doesn't fail the class. Too bad that he won't get a chance for homework… unless they give you homework wherever the dead anime people go.
The next day, Yugi walked into the school with a grin and whistling Yankee Doodle quite crappily since he isn't an American and he only heard the song once. He took his seat in the class and began to listen for the day's activities, wondering if recess and lunch would be longer today. Instead, he heard that they would be diving today. "Oh shit," Yugi said to himself. "I'm so dead."
When they were on the plane, Yugi kept as far away from Mokuba as possible. But the instructor, because he was getting payed well for this, assigned everyone partners. Of course Mokuba and Yugi were paired up. They were assigned their own parachute. Yugi didn't think much of it because it looked like every other parachute there. He thought maybe he was safe. Then he saw the pilot give them the heads up to jump. It was Kaiba.
"Oh craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap," said Yugi as he was pushed out of the plane by Mokuba. While they were falling, Mokuba seemed friendly when offering to let Yugi know just when to pull the parachute. It looked a little early to Yugi when he heard Mokuba scream "now!" Sure enough, it was. The laughing and the poking began and Yugi knew that his death was inevitable. Mokuba pulled his chute a little time later, tittering softly as the ground rapidly approached Yugi.
SPLAT! Went Yugi on the freshly tarred road. Coincidently enough, Marik was working for a construction company that was in charge of building the road that Yugi had landed on. "OOOOOOOOOO," said Marik as he saw the (somehow) unsmashed Millenium Puzzle lying on the ground next to Yugi's rotting carcass. Marik picked up the puzzle, did his creepy little dancing and singing number and, as if he already hadn't had enough of it, poked Yugi with a little stick. Then the vultures discovered the smell of fresh Yugi splat and came over. Marik was still poking Yugi when the vultures arrived. "Hey! No pecking my puzzle!" shouted Marik as the vultures chased him down. Just then a little bunny rabbit came across the carcass. Sniff sniff went the little bunny. "Phew! This doesn't exactly smell like a fresh lettuce patch," noted the bunny. So the bunny picked up the small stick that Marik had dropped and started poking Yugi with it. The vultures didn't like this. "Meep!" went the bunny.
Yugi twitched.
(The End?) nah. We still got more demented and twisted ideas for killing our poor little spiky-haired "friend".