Disclaimer: Don't own this show.
By now, of course, Yugi was terrified of amusement parks. But, nonetheless, he had been convinced by Tea that their school's carnival, being held at Domino Pier, was perfectly safe. Even she knew she was wrong. She just didn't want to go to the carnival without him.
So the gang set out to the pier talking along the way about sneakers and curly fries. When they arrived, each exhausted from arguing which thing was better, they surveyed the carnival for signs of trouble (A.K.A. the Kaiba brothers) and rides that looked safe enough to survive. After finding no trace of harm, the group of friends entered the carnival without a care in the world. Sadly, it was this huge false sense of security that made the pals forget about the inevitable danger that they would soon face.
For at that very moment, Kaiba was in his own tent inside the carnival setting up the place where he would murder Yugi for the 8th time. After he was finished setting the stage for the ending of Yugi (not really, we still have 12 more chapters to write), Seto and Mokuba went and hid in the shadows near the food stall. This was after Seto gave Mokuba $200 from his wallet to purchase 100 corn dogs from the vendor. Then Seto took a knife from his pocket (don't get ahead of yourself, we never kill Yugi in a normal fashion), and started sharpening the ends of each of the corn dog's sticks.
"I'm hungry," said Yugi. "I second that motion!" said Joey. "I could really go for a funnelcake right about now," said Tristan. Tea just sighed and said, "Fine." So they set off to the food stall with no idea of what was in store for little Yugi.
"This is our chance, Mokuba," said Seto, "grab the corn dogs." When it was Yugi's turn in line, and Yugi's buddies were looking away, Kaiba snatched Yugi off his feet, knocked him out with a single blow to the head with a wooden mallet, and carried him off to the tent where he had set up Yugi's torture chamber. When Yugi woke up, he was chained to a very large dart board in a tent with Seto and Mokuba with large sinister grins on their faces. "Time to die little Yugi," said Kaiba, kinda sounding a bit like that fruit Pegasus.
Meanwhile, outside the tent, Marik was strolling through the carnival, browsing the tents to see if any of them would seem entertaining to a mind like his. Lo and behold, he should come upon the tent where Yugi was being held captive, the puzzle swinging from his neck; mesmerizing Marik to go inside. He took a seat on one of the bleachers there and took a lick of his cotton candy. Then the show began.
Kaiba took a sharpened corn dog from the large box that Mokuba was holding, (picture a box bigger than Mokuba himself) and aimed it at Yugi's left arm. He let it go with plenty of force and it hit Yugi right where Kaiba had meant it. "Ow, you stupid son of a monkey!" shouted Yugi. "No one calls my father a monkey!" screamed Kaiba, enraged. He ripped a corn dog from the box, almost squishing it before he could throw it, and aimed it carefully. Then he let it fly with all his might. It hit Yugi square in the male reproductive organ that I can't say because this is PG-13 (in case you don't know, it's a PENIS! little squirrel comes along with a pixie stick in hand Squirrel: "tee-he-he-he-he penis"). "EEEEEEEEEK!" screamed Yugi. (In squeaky high-pitched voice:) "It was just a figure of speech geez!"
Then corn dogs hit poor Yugi in the other arm, his legs, stomach, and finally, ending his life with the 100th corn dog, Kaiba chucked one at his head, ending his life for the 8th time.
After the Kaiba's had left and Marik had finished his cotton candy, he went over to Yugi's body, took a corn dog out of his left thigh, and took the puzzle from it's place around Yugi's neck. Then he started break dancing with moves not recommended to be seen by small children. Just then a seagull swooped into the tent, with the intent to grab the corndog from Marik's hand. Marik was used to fending off birds by now and took out a handgun from his pocket and, without looking, shot the gull right in the head. "Yeah, who's your daddy?" said Marik. Phoenix III (with disgust): Yikes… just yikes…
(The End) In a schoolgirl's voice Just kidding! sticks out tongue