Hmmm… School's starting in a week eh? OMG WTF? It's not fair… TT Oh well, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So anyways, on with the story. If you can call it one.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but Todomeda Kevito
Training: Kevito & Aura Year 3
It was a nice day. The birds were singing, the clouds were floating, the sun was shining, and huge meteors were falling towards Japan. Two young warriors stared the doom down and they probably would've scared the meteors away, but meteors don't have emotions.
Ima Sazot: THEY DO TOO!
Author: Stop denying it, nonliving things don't have feelings.
Sazot: YES HUH!
Author: RYDITZ!
Ryditz: Yeah?
Author: Your brother's bothering me.
Ryditz: Sazot…
Sazot: BUT HE SAID METEORS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS!
Mr. Saz: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING SAZOT!
Sazot: OH NOES! IT'S MY CREATOR!
Ryditz: Actually he's my creator.
Sazot: AH! RUN AWAY!
Okay that was odd. So anyway, Kevito & Aura were staring down the face of death, when suddenly…
SLICE!
The meteors got sliced into little pieces of rock candy and rained down upon the earth.
"WHOO HOO! ROCK CANDY FALLING FROM THE SKY!" Sazot yelped trying to gather all the rock candy he could possibly carry in Ryditz's bag of everlasting food.
"HEY! THAT'S MY BAG!" Ryditz yelled as he tried to wrestle the bag from his younger brother.
"WAAAHH! NO FAIR!" Sazot cried as the bag was evilly snatched away by his older brother.
Kevito: You think we're sidetracking a bit?
Author: My story oh worthless creation.
Kevito: But… this is about me and Aura-chan.
Aura: STOP CALLING ME THAT!
(Aura chases Kevito around with a Big Hammer)
Kevito: WAH! AURA YOU'RE SO MEAN!
Well anyways, after the two finally got back on set, they were each holding a sword made out of energy.
"I'll call it the Lightsaber technique!" Kevito exclaimed as looked proudly at the result of training he had works months on.
Obi-wan Kenobi: Dude, what the heck…
Author: AGH! JEDI!
Obi-wan: YOU HAVE TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE BY COPYRIGHTING!
Author: NO! DON'T SMITE ME! I ALREADY SAID I DON'T OWN ANYTHING BUT THE IDEAS AND KEVITO!
Obi-wan: Fine… Humph…
(walks off)
"WOW! THAT'S SUCH A COOL NAME KEVITO!" Aura exclaimed happily as she clapped her hands together and was bouncing up and down in the sky.
"Yeah well let's get to training!"
"Huzzah!"
So the two worked on techniques for a couple of months so they finally decided to show them off in battle.
"VORPAL WHIP!" Kevito shouted as he shot out a thin beam of energy from his finger.
Aura easily dodged it and said, "Is that the best you can… !" The beam swung to the side to hit Aura, who flew over it just in time.
"I could cut someone with that you know. Now here's my VORPAL DANCE!" Kevito yelled as he made vorpal whips from each of his fingertips and aimed them at Aura, who dodged each one of them since it was just practice anyways.
Kevito then retracted his whips and made a cross sign with his fingers, (like Naruto doing Kage Bushin no Jutsu) and yelled, "KAGE BUSHIN!" Suddenly clone of Kevito surrounded Aura and did the Vorpal Dance technique so they all yelled, "SUPREME VORPAL DANCE!" just for the heck of it.
Now Aura, being the smart android that she is, beat the living crap out of each of the Shadow clones since they were only 1/10th of the original Kevito's power. Then she rushed at the regular Kevito who just smile and did a curving kick packed full of chi to send her crashing through a mountain all the while yelling, "PSION CRASH!" to name his technique for a purple aura came out of his leg while executing the kick.
Kevito then deftly explained to Aura that he also had a Psion Hammer that involved a Front-flip Kick with the same amount of energy or a Headhammer with the same amount of energy. He also said that his Psion Crash was any curving movement physical attack backed by the amount of chi he hit Aura with. When Aura did not understand any of this, Kevito simply shot an Attack Burst Stream, which is Kevito's version of the Kamehameha, out of the open palm of his hand right through the wall. Aura still didn't understand the extreme randomness that occurred but thought it was okay because Kevito was laughing like a lunatic the whole time.
The End.
Psh, ending sucks doesn't it. Well Mr. Saz, hope you can use this for your next saga. Toodles till then.
RevivedSin.
