Hello all and welcome to another bit of Dragonball Quest Omake!
(crickets chirp in the background)
Hmmm… it must be because nobody really cares about this… oh well.
Today's event will take place probably within the year before the Galactic Games saga. It's IRON CHEF! DRAGONBALL QUEST STYLE!
Goku: FOOD!
AWAY! YOU ARE NOT IN THIS STORY AND NEVER SHALL BE!
Goku: But the food…
AFTER IT'S FINISHED!
Goku: (grumble) All right… all right…
Now on with the show!
Dragonball Quest Omake Presents:
IRON CHEF! ROUND 1
It was a mildly cloudy day. A spaceship was rushing towards Europe from Japan. It's real destination, Paris, the city of lights. Once the spaceship landed 12 people came out of the spaceship. Once off, a chef-looking guy popped out of nowhere.
Author: Ah screw the bloody description; I'll move it to script form.
Wonder Chef: Greetings all! I'm your host and judge, the mysterious gourmet, The Wonder Chef!
Audience: Huzzah!
Wonder Chef: I've come all the way from the Dimension of Symphonia to host this wonderful Iron Chef event!
Audience: Hurray!
Wonder Chef: Today my two other judges will be Fai D. Flowright from the dimension of the Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicle Series, and Wei Diablowong from this dimension!
Fai: Hi Kuro-myu are you watching:D
Diablowong: …
Wonder Chef: And let's welcome our contestants! The Dragon Heroes and the Doom Riders!
Audience: YAY!
Spawnot: Excuse me, but what team is he on. (points to Turok)
Wonder Chef: Why on yours of course!
(Spawnot gawks at the Wonder Chef as if he had grown another head)
Wonder Chef: Now everyone will be cooking in pairs which are already pre-picked by the sponsor of today's fabulous event, RevivedSin!
Author: You're all too kind. (bows)
Kevito: What the heck are you doing here?
Author: Sponsoring.
Kevito: I see.
Wonder Chef: Now contestants here are your partners! Ryditz and Sazot, Kevito and Aura, Mei Haku and Drill, Spawnot and Turok (doesn't that rhyme?), and finally Necro and Blizzard.
Ima Bros.: Whee!
Kevito/Aura: (blush) …
Mei Haku: All right then.
Drill: It's settled.
Spawnot: Damn it all…
Turok: Fuck, he's probably going to kill me before we do anything.
Blizzard/Necro: Woohoo!
Wonder Chef: Alright! Now before the contest begins tell us why you came here.
Ryditz: I came here because I heard there was food.
Sazot: Ditto
Kevito: I came here because I love to cook! Did you know that I cook all the meals for the team when we're not eating out?
Aura: Kevito-myu came so I thought that I should come along too.
Spawnot: I came because I heard Ryditz was coming so this gives me a chance to make a fool out of him.
Turok: I heard there was food. I also came because I heard Sazot was coming so this gives me a chance to make a fool out of him.
Necro/Blizzard: We just followed our boss here.
Wonder Chef: Okiedokie! Introductions aside we will now commence the event! Everyone follow me to the judges' room!
(all follow him to the judges room, except the audience)
Wonder Chef: All right, here's how it works. One team will be chosen to face off against another team in a cooking match. Each team has a week to prepare their dish out of the list of recipes we've selected and a week to shop for the ingredients. There will be always one team that moves on to the next round regardless since we have an odd number of teams. So let's get this party started!
First Round
Ima Bros. vs. Spawnot & Turok
Kevito & Aura vs. Necro & Blizzard
Mei Haku & Drill Bye
Ryditz: This'll be fun…
Spawnot: Ah crap…I forgot that I can't cook at all…
Turok: Dammit! I don't know how to cook!
Sazot: La la la la la… Oh Hi Mr. Butterfly wanna play with me?
Kevito/Aura: …
Necro/Blizzard: …
Mei Haku: Ah man…
Drill: Dang…
Wonder Chef: Now! Choose your Dishes!
Ryditz: Beef stew sound good to you kiddo?
Sazot: Righto old chap! (salutes)
Kevito: Hmm… So many dishes so little time…
Aura: Narrow it down…
Kevito: Curry or Fried Rice.
Aura: Your Fried Rice is definitely way better than your curry.
Kevito: Fried Rice it is then…
Spawnot: Crap… Can you decide on a Recipe?
Turok: Fruit Cocktail?
Spawnot: Looks easy enough.
Necro: Hmm…
Blizzard: Hmm…
Necro: I wanna make Curry.
Blizzard: I wanna make Potato Salad.
Necro: How 'bout we mix the recipes a bit.
Blizzard: Sure, we'll disguise it as Curry.
Wonder Chef: The results are in! It'll be a battle of Beef Stew vs. Fruit Cocktail and Fried Rice vs. Curry.
Aura: (whisper) That's a weird coincidence.
Kevito: (whisper) In this world there is no such thing as coincidence, there is only hitsuzen.
Aura: (whisper) Ah… right…
Wonder Chef: Contestants get cooking! You each have 5000 euro to spend on ingredients, cookingware, and other things, so off with you.
Kevito: Ok here's the list of ingredients we need.
1 bag of white rice
2 dozen eggs
1 bottle of cooking liquor
3 whole chickens
10 Carrots
5 Onions
1 bottle pepper
Aura: It's going to be delicious!
Kevito: Sure is.
Sazot: Hmm… what do we need Ryditz?
Ryditz: Well let's see.
5 lbs. Beef
20 Tomatoes
1 bottle Purple Satay
10 carrots
5 potatoes
5 Celery Stalks
2 bottle Soy Sauce
2 liters water
1 bag sugar
Cookingware
Sazot: That's a long list. But where are we going to cook?
Ryditz: We'll use the show's kitchen.
Spawnot: Lots of Fruit right?
Turok: And sugar too.
Spawnot: Heheheh We'll probably knock the judges' tastebuds off with this and humiliate the Ima Bros.
Turok: Hope so.
Necro: Ok, here's the list
2 boxes of Curry Powder
1 bag of Rice
15 Onions
5 Carrots
2 Pineapples
8 Potatoes
6 Green Bell Peppers
Blizzard: Not bad.
After a long week of shopping, the contestants finally got their ingredients and moved onto the second week in which they will prepare their dishes.
Kevito & Aura's Portable Kitchen House
Kevito: HIYAH!
(Shreds a chicken with a cooking knife, quickly and efficiently so that it lands on a plate)
Aura: Last one…
Kevito: Good, how are the Carrots and Onions coming?
Aura: Nearly done. I've got two carrots and an Onion left.
Kevito: You can work on that last Onion, I'll get the carrots
Aura: Okay!
(Kevito stands before a cutting board in which two carrots lie on. He tosses them up in the air and punches each one with both hands, the carrots turn into many little tiny perfect square pieces and he catches them on a plate already filled with diced carrots)
Kevito: Done! How about you?
Aura: Just finished.
Kevito: I've cooked the rice 'till its golden brown. Let's add the toppings in and stir in the eggs and cooking liquor.
Aura: Yes sir! (salutes)
Ryditz: Finished?
Sazot: Yep, I just finished mixing the sauce.
Ryditz: Good, now let's chop the celery and get cooking.
Sazot: Okay!
(Both swiftly and deftly cut the celery and throw it in a pot full of boiling sauce)
Spawnot: We're done!
Turok: Let's over it with seran wrap and put it in the fridge for tomorrow.
Spawnot: Roger!
Blizzard: Done cutting the carrots and potatoes.
Necro: Done cutting the pineapple and onions.
Blizzard: Let's put all this with the rice and stir-fry it until the rice is golden brown.
Necro: Then we put it in the curry sauce and heat it.
Blizzard: Yoshi!
THE DAY OF THE FIRST MATCHES!
Wonder Chef: All right, looks like we've got some wonderful food here so let's take a bite at it! First up! Beef Stew, specially made by the Ima Bros.
Ryditz: We love food, so we'll share our tastes with you.
Sazot: Yup yup!
Wonder Chef: Judges! Time to Taste!
(Bowl of Beef Stew is given to each one of the judges; they have the choice to eat it with rice, or without rice. Their utensils are a fork and a spoon.)
Fai: With rice. Let's see here. (Pours all the Beef Stew on the rice and takes a spoonful. He eats the spoonful and ponders for a bit. His face brightens up.)
Fai: I give this 9.78 out of 10!
DING DING!
Diablowong: … Hmph. (Also eats it with rice and ponders for a bit.)
Diablowong: Pretty saucy, the tomatoes definitely bring out the flavor, and I guess the Purple Satay helps. 9.99/10
DING DING!
Wonder Chef: I will enjoy it by itself. (takes a spoonful, chews, ponders, and face brightens.)
Wonder Chef: I absolutely agree with Diablowong, the tomatoes do bring out its flavor, and the Purple Satay makes it taste SOOOOO GOOD! 10/10
DING DING!
Ima Bros Overall Score: 29.77/30
Ryditz: Not bad.
Sazot: YAY!
Wonder Chef: Now for the Beef Stew's contender! Fruit Cocktail!
Spawnot: …It's going to taste better than that petty Beef Stew.
(An assortment of fruits in a wine glass is given to the judges)
Fai: Hmm… I'll have an apple slice. (takes a bite, chews, and ponders thoughtfully)
Fai: It's a bit sweet, I think you guys added too much sugar, try again! 5.4/10 :P
Diablowong: I'll take a strawberry. (takes a bite, chews, and ponders thoughtfully)
Diablo: …
(Spawnot and Turok are praying desperately in the background)
Diablo: 2.1/10
Wonder Chef: Wow! What low scores! Hmm… I'll take a Cantaloupe slice (why is that even in the Fruit Cocktail? I don't know. Wonder Chef takes a bite, chews, and ponders thoughtfully, Facefault)
Wonder Chef: Eww… yuck why is it sour? Cantaloupe isn't supposed to be sour! 0.1/10!
Spawnot & Turok: Overall Score: 7.9/30
Spawnot: I must have squeezed the lemons too much.
Turok: I guess I added too much sugsr…
Spawnot/Turok: THIS IS YOUR ENTIRE FAULT! (Both point menacingly at each other)
Wonder Chef: Alrighty then! Moving on! First up, Fried Rice!
Kevito: It has been my pleasure making this, enjoy monsieurs.
(A plate of Fried rice is given to each judge)
Fai: Oh my! It looks delicious!
Kevito: It better.
Fai: Hmmm… (takes a spoonful and eats it)
Fai: WOW! I give this 10/10! Absolutely heats up my tastebuds! (Continues eating)
DING DING!
Diablowong: Interesting… (takes a spoonful and eats it.)
Diablo: Wow… 10/10
DING DING!
Wonder Chef: Hmm… (takes a spoonful and eats it)
Wonder Chef: WAHOO! THIS IS AMAZING! (Continues eating) THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE BEST FRIED RICE I'VE EVER TASTED! 10/10!
DING DING DING!
Kevito & Aura Overall Score: 30/30 PERFECT!
Kevito: We're unstoppable!
Aura: WAHOO!
Wonder Chef: Let's see if the Curry can top that!
Necro: Hope you enjoy! XD
Fai: Looks good. (takes a bite)
Fai: AHHHHH! (Runs around arms flailing and breathing fire) WATER! WATER! WATER!
Diablowong: … (Puts Ice in Fai's mouth)
Fai: Smanck yous Deeablowwrong (Thank you Diablowong)
Diablowong: Don't mention it. (Takes a bite)
Wonder Chef: HEY! WE HAVEN'T HEARD FAI'S…
Diablowong: OH DEAR KAMI! FRIKKKKKKKKKKK! I NEEED WATER! (freezes the Inside of his mouth which melts instantly and turn into water)
Wonder Chef: …vote yet… (stares nervously at the Curry)
Necro(whisper): You think we added too much spice?
Blizzard(whisper): I guess so.
(Collete from ToS appears out of nowhere and walks over to them)
Collete(whisper): I like whispering too.
Necro/Blizzard: wtf?
Wonder Chef: Ooook… (readies gallon bottle of Ice cold water) Here goes nothing. (takes a bite)
2 minutes later
Wonder Chef: AUGH! (Chugs down Gallon of Water) huff huff 1.2/10
Fai: 2.34/10
Diablo: 10/10
W.C.: WHAT?
Diablo: LOL JK JK. 0.1/10
Kevito: That was so OOC.
Author: I know.
Mr. Saz: AUGH! STOP MESSING UP THEIR PERSONALITIES!
Collete: (yeah she's still there) I LIKE YELLING TOO!
Author/Kevito/Mr. Saz: WTF?
Necro/Blizzard Overall Score: 3.64/10
Wonder Chef: Here huff are huff the huff results. (faint)
Collete: OMG! Someone call a medic!
Author: Don't worry he's not dead.
Results:
Ima Bros. PASS!
Spawnot/Turok FAIL!
Kevito/Aura PASS!
Necro/Blizzard FAIL!
Wonder Chef: Okay… I'm cool, I'm cool.
Author: Well that's it for today! See you on the next episode of IRON CHEF! DRAGONBALL QUEST STYLE!
R&R, flame me for OOCness or improper usage of anything.