(You have to have seen the Easter Eggs on the DVD to get this.)

D: (hits it with tail) Ow! Wrong way…(wiggles tail) Nah-nah, nah, nah-nah! (razzes camera and gets spit all over it)

M:Dory, that's disgusting! (pulls her away)

D: Hey, I gotta wipe it off! (reaches fin at screen, glass squeaks)

(D comes in sleepwalking, fins held in front of body. She snores, then leans on the camera, one fin wrapped around it.)

D (muttering): Fourrrrrrrrrteeeeee two……

(M comes in and gently shoves her away from the camera, D in sleepwalking pose again, still snoring. M turns to the audience, one fin to mouth)

M: Shhhhhhh……

(D swims up to the camera and bumps into it. Breaking glass.)

D: Oh…sorry! Did I-did I do that? Oops. (thinking out loud) Well, I sure hope they can pay for another one.

M: Are you okay?

D: Yeah.

M: No broken glass in your face?
D: I think not…

M: Good. Keep moving. (drags her away)

D: Whee!

(D swims up to the screen and hits it. The glass turns to liquid, a la The Matrix)

D: Whoa! What's going on here? The screen just melted. Cool! Now I can swim into your living room! We'll play games and have lots of fun and- (water level starts going down) Uh oh.

M(angry, but controlled): Nice job, Dory. Now we'll all suffocate to death.

D: Sorry.

M: I'll be in the tank if you need me. (goes off screen)

D: I said I was sorry!

(D bumps into the screen. Splat)

D: Oww, my mouth is stuck to the glass. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow…

M: Here, I'll help you. (peels D off the glass, with a kissy sucking sound.left behind is D lip print)

D (rubbing lips with fin): Ow, ow, ooh, that really hurts.

(D crashes into screen. Sees reflection.)

D: Wow! Another me! I thought I was the only one and-

M: Dory, that's your reflection! There's only one of you! (mutters) Thank goodness. (pulls her away)

D (off-screen): Ya know, I didn't like her anyway. She seemed awfully transparent…and shallow.

(D bumps into screen.)

D:Ow! (knocked out) Ooohhhh…(faints)

M: Dory! Dory, are you all right? (slaps gently repeatedly on cheeks with right fin) No! Wake up, please!

D(groggy): Wha-what?….headache…(rubs forehead)

M: You're okay! Yippee!

D (awake): I am? Yahooo!

(D and M dance around in circles holding fins)

D: Swing your partner, do si do-

M: Dory, no!

(M is swung into screen. Gets knocked out.)

D: I'm not even going to try to solve this on my own. Help!

(2 fish wearing paramedic outfits swim on screen, put M on a stretcher, then go offscreen. D swims offscreen, too.)

D: Cool! Is that an ambulance? Can I ride along? Can I work the siren? Can I-mmmmff! (pause) (muffled) You're awake!

M: Yes, I am.