Paine was sleeping in the car, she would rather prefer to sleep in the horrible pink car than on a rock in the camp and be by herself at the moment. This had been so far so good of an adventure, she actually saw her old friends again along with some new ones, maybe she should let loose once in a while more often. Paine was just about to go to sleep after reading a few novels when her phone started to vibrate.
Who would call me at this time? Paine thought sleepily as she checked her messages, Rikku had just texted her.
OMG! R u alright? There is a BEAR OUTSIDE! A B-E-A-R! A black bear! HELP! I don't know what to do! HELP HELP HELP! Should I feed it animal crackers! I mean I think it'd rather eat animals crackers than us right? OH NO! There goes our breakfast AND Yunie's Easy Bake!
Paine couldn't help herself but laugh. A bear, was it really that possible? And animal crackers? Wow, Rikku was really loosing it. Paine was sleeping about ten feet away from the camp and she thought she had heard a few crashing noises, but nothing else. Paine then decided to forward and text this message to Baralai.
Baralai was still asleep when his phone had started to vibrate, since it was in his shirt pocket, Baralai couldn't help but wake up. Who would text me at this time? Baralai thought as he checked his messages. Paine had just forwarded him a text about a bear outside of their camp... Baralai was way too tired to care, but as he heard more thrashings noises outside he did believe that is possible and was wide awake now.
Baralai then started to wake Gippal up.
"Get up!" Baralai said shaking Gippal awake, he did not budge, but then again, Gippal rarely got any sleep this past week. "Oh forget it." Baralai muttered replying to Paine's text.
Baralai then instantly got reply, this time from Paine.
U said that u'd check out w/e was happening outside first remember?
Oh yeah, he had made that bet with Gippal...Well...Gippal was asleep...so...
Gippal's asleep... So maybe next time!
"Remember the deal..." Gippal muttered in his sleep as if he was awake. "No backing out...Oh! Wow! OH YAY! Moogles! PINK!" Baralai then started at Gippal doubting that he was asleep while he got reply from Paine.
BARALAI BE A MAN AND GET OUT THERE THIS INSTANT!
Baralai groaned, a deal's a deal, and Baralai hated to back down on his word. Baralai then reluctantly headed outside his tent carefully and quietly...
He saw something move five feet from his left, so Baralai took a right, he them stumbled and nearly fell onto Yuna and Rikku's tent as he heard some muffled scream coming form Yuna and assumed that Rikku putting her hand across Yuna's mouth to shut her up. He had thought that someone could be kidnapping Yuna, but the conversation that followed denied all of the ideas.
"Stalker?" Yuna said her eyes going wide.
"WHAT IF IT"S THAT ONE GHOST?" Rikku added remembering the scary stories they had told each other earlier.
"Or a BEAR!"
"Or maybe that one giant Cactuar!"
"MOOGLES!"
"BIRDS!"
"MICKEY MOUSE!"
"BANNANAS!"
"STARWBERRRIES!"
"MANGOS!"
"PIZZA!"
"TIGERS!"
"BOB!"
"Who's Bob?"
"THE BUILDER!"
"DORA THE EXPLOER!"
"TELETUBBIES!"
"Can I scream now?"
"Let's pretend to be asleep!" Rikku suggested getting in her sleeping bag as Yuna did the same getting into hers.
"You two are sooo strange..." Baralai said realizing their little argument involving the most random things...
"I think it can hear us..." Rikku whispered to Yuna. "I mean there's a bear outside there, then what's that right next to our tent?"
"Wait a minute..." Yuna said as Baralai waved form outside the tent. "That's Baralai!"
Rikku then opened up the side window. "What are you doing outside?"
"A deal's a deal." Baralai shrugged.
"Do you realize there's a BEAR outside?"
"Yeah..."
"How can you be SO CLAM?" Yuna exclaimed as Baralai shrugged once again.
You should teach Rikku how to be so calm..." Yuna said aloud.
"HEY!"
"Hey, I'm sure it's noth---see you later!" Baralai said as he saw the bear and ran back to the tent, thank goodness he was good at track and field! Baralai then went back to his tent and zipped it up to text Paine and everyone else.
We're going back to our regular plan...Just make as much noise as possible I suppose...
Paine then climbed to the front of the car put the keys in the ignition and started to blast the radio on loudly, honking the horn. Rikku and Yuna started to scream while Baralai blew his whistle that he had with him just in case. Tidus was snoring even louder than usual and then started yelling something in his tent after having to wake up as the bear started to fled away.
"Whoo hoo!" We did it!" Rikku and Yuna squealed from their tents getting out.
"NO! MY MINI KITCHEN!" Yuna sobbed as she saw her kitchen on the floor...
"Yunie! We'll get you a new one!" Rikku said trying to comfort her cousin. "A new and even better Easy Bake oven!"
"What was all of that about?" Tidus said yawning and coming out of his tent.
"There was a bear here, and it ate our breakfast!" Rikku said.
"A bear?" Tidus said suddenly awake. "Why didn't you just give it animal crackers?"
"That's what I said!" Rikku pouted, "But no one listened!"
"I feel your pain!" Tidus said dramatically as he and Rikku started to go on and on about animal crackers.
"For once, I guess your snoring helped," Paine said coming out of the car.
"Hey!" Tidus said pouting.
"I was only thirty feet away from it too! That's a record!" Baralai said coming out of his tent also.
"Where's Gippal?" Rikku asked noticing that he wasn't out.
"Sound asleep..." Baralai laughed.
"Through all of this?"
"Yep."
"Well, since we're already up, let's just stay up!" Tidus said happily.
"I'm SO tired..." Rikku said sleepily. Basically, no one had gotten any hours of sleep, but that was alright. Everyone minus Gippal was out and eating s'mores in the campfire anyways.
"What time is it?" Tidus said yawning.
"Five am," Baralai said checking his watch.
"We HAVE to get some coffee later on..." Paine suggested as everyone yawned and nodded.
"This isn't healthy!" Yuna exclaimed suddenly.
"Huh?"
"We're not getting out beauty sleep!" Yuna continued. "I read in a magazine that you HAVE to get your daily eight hours of sleep! We're on the road and all today too! It's not safe because our bodies will be cranky and tired and all!"
"Who's cranky?" Rikku said crossly as Yuna stuck her tongue out.
"Goody two shoes..." Paine muttered as Yuna gasped.
"AM NOT!"
"Are too."
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"NUH UH!"
"YEAH HUH!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"MANGOS!"
"What?"
"AM NOT!"
"YOU SO ARE!"
"Fine! What's a goody two shoes then? Hm?" Yuna shot back.
"We're looking at her..." Paine, Rikku, Baralai, and Tidus said staring at Yuna.
"Humph!"
"I think she's right though" Baralai commented seeing the mini display. "We will be on the road after all..."
"Then let's get our daily seven hours before Gippal wakes up..." Paine suggested.
Everyone heard Gippal coming out of the tent and whistling a tune. He had finally gotten his daily seven hours of sleep, something he had been lacking for the past month almost. Unlike everyone he looked livelier and more energetic. Gippal then made his way to where everyone else was still looking sleepy and staggering.
"Good morning sleeping beauty," Tidus teased as Gippal gave him a confused look.
"How long have you been awake?" Gippal yawned noticing that no one else was tired really.
"Since the bear attacked us last night. You slept through the whole thing..." Paine answered.
"No way..."
"Yes, way."
"Yep, Gippy you did."
"Don't' call me that, Cid's girl,"
"I have a name!" Rikku pouted, since she didn't get her daily seven hours, Rikku got out her water bottle and poured it on Gippal as everyone started wide eyed at the two.
"HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR! AHHHHHHHH! YOU JUST SCREWED UP MY HAIR!" Gippal screamed.
"You hair was already messy to begin with!" Rikku teased still jumping up and down.
"NO ONE SCREWS UP THE AL MIGHTY AND HOTT GIP'S HAIR!"
"She just signed hre death sentance I think..." Tidus muttered.
"True, but what he's got in store later is goign to be 100000x worse!" Paine and tidius high fived each other.
"What's going to be worse? TELL ME!" Baralai asked.
"You'll see later..." Paine replied grinning evilly.
"It's just your hair..." Rikku yelled. "YOU CAN BE SO UGH!"
"THE HAIR ATTRACTS EVERYBODY. MY HAIR GIVE ME ONE OF MY GOOD LOOKS!"
"That's a bit conceded..."
"AHHHHHHHHH" Gippal yelled as he went back into the tent to fix his hair.
"Was he always like that?" Yuna wondered.
"Yep." Everyone replied.
"Ok, I can see your point, Yuna." Tidus finally admitted. "We're going to get our daily eight hours of sleep; that's how long it takes Gippal to do his hair anyways..."
Everyone nodded and headed back towards their tents/car. Paine and Tidus then shared an evil glance. When Gippal gets back out...he was going to have a surprise...
What would be the evil prank and Tidus and Paine pulled on Gippal? Well I'll prob update on Wednesday or possibly Friday this week! AND GUESS WHAT ELSE! IF I could get my hands on a few Advent Children PSP/DVD things, I'd totally give them to you! So for reviewing you'll get a...
Dun Dun Dun...
FINAL FANTASY ADVENT CHILDREN DVD (or for PSP whatever)! WHOOO HOO! haha! Have fun watching it!
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