Sorry once again for the uber slow updates, you can all blame it on school...
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It was finally normal! Gippal's hair was now blonde! He was SOO happy! No more pink! Except for the car...Gippal ran out of the shop yelling and cheering on top of his lungs as he nearly ran into everyone in the front who was waiting for him.
"You have your hair back!" Rikku acknowledged as Gippal nodded happily.
"Awesome! So what do you think of the mall?" Baralai quizzed.
"EW! NO WAY! I'd rather go PAINTBALLING or something!" Gippal shouted.
"What about Machina?" Tidus added.
"YEA! AWESOME!"
"Yep, he's normal..." Paine muttered as Rikku and Yuna giggled.
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Everyone got back on the road once again. This time, it was Gippal's turn to drive with Baralai in the front, Paine and Rikku in the middle and Yuna and Tidus in the back. Although the GPS system was down, the group still managed to make their way out of the woods. Gippal's speeding was more than enough to cut down the trees and scrap the car even more, not that anyone but Rikku and Yuna cared really... Gippal loved to speed, speeding was his thing, and he was still amazed that he had passed his driver's test and managed to get no tickets in the past three years.
Not everyone was too happy however... For instance, Tidus was in the back and had to write, I will keep both eyes on the road and hands on the wheel at all times, if I don't then I'll have to do one of Paine's or Gippal's dares...which isn't all too good... Why? Because it was Paine and Gippal's funny/cruel idea of a punishment for damaging the car.
"Isn't that a little harsh?" Baralai said glancing at Tidus who waved.
"Nah, I always wanted to boss people around like this..." Paine mumbled.
"THE PINK BURNS MY EYES!" Tidus screamed from the back since he had to write in a pink glittery pen.
"Fifty more lines then!" Gippal smirked as he heard Tidus mumbling something.
"You think I can WRITE with YOUR driving!"
"Ok then a hundred more."
Tidus began to scribble I love Yuna, and started day dreaming, then relizing that Yuna was right next to him, Tidus yelled, "I'm not doing this!" as he chucked the stuff out the window since Gippal had the window's down.
"HEY! You can't do that!"
Yuna was trying really hard not to laugh at Tidus, but she had to admit, it was kind of funny...
He's so cute... Yuna thought glancing at Tidus, Wait! Did I just think that? Ok, yeah he's cute... yeah...
Paine and Rikku where now in a discussion about stuff animals-well...Rikku was and Paine was still trying to tell her to shut up. Paine just said "uh huh" as a reflex because she was listening to her Ipod once again.
"Yeah! I have such a big collection though! I mean I even got a baby chikabo!" Rikku said making hand motions to explain her little plushie.
"Uh huh..." Paine said boredom showing all over her face.
Then that left Baralai and Gippal in the front, Baralai looked as if he was going to get sick now while Gippal was cheering loudly.
"Gippal, don't you think we should slow down and actually take a pathway out of here?" Baralai said clutching onto the seat.
"Nah. This is way better!"
"Do you even know what way we're going?"
"Not at all!"
"WHAT!"
"Oh hey! I see an opening!" Gippal said as the group finally got of the woods.
"Ok, we'll have to run to the shore!" Baralai said getting out their tickets to go on the ship. Gippal then stopped suddenly as everyone was thrown forward, everyone then leaped out onto the port.
"HEY! WAIT UP!" Yuna yelled as the boat slowly drifted away. "Uh oh..."
"HEY! WE HAD TO PAY SO MUCH GIL FOR THESE TICKETS!" Tidus yelled. "RIP OFF!"
"Um...we go the tickets for free..." Baralai replied.
"We're getting a lot of things for free aren't we?" Paine pointed out.
"Well how are we going to get to Luca!" Rikku asked.
"I know! Wait here!" Baralai said as he rushed into a place called, Rent a Boat
"Wonder what's he up too..." Gippal muttered.
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"That is our ride?" Gippal said his mouth hanging open at the boat. It was great, the boat was white with two floors filled with DVD players, tables, couches, chairs, video games and a fish tank.
"Wow! How did you get this!" Tidus asked astonished.
"Connections" Baralai smiled.
"Alright! Awesome! Finally something is going right on this trip!" Rikku said getting into the boat.
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"Please don't' tell me we're stranded..." Yuna sighed.
They had left five hours ago and had gotten pretty far, they could actually see Luca! Everyone was too busy either talking, or just fooling round to notice that they weren't moving. The ship was on Autopilot, but everything seemed to be fine as the sun was about to go down. They where only half a mile away from Luca Harbor too..
"AHHHH! WE CAN"T BE STRANDED! WHAT WILL WE DO!" Rikku freaked out waving her arms around.
"We're only half a mile from Luca!" Tidus frowned.
"This is getting overly ridiculous, this had better not be karma for that stupid hair dye trick..." Paine muttered walking up the deck to radio in someone.
"HA! I told you karma would happen!" Gippal shouted.
"Let's wave and see if anyone will respond!" Baralai suggested.
Everyone except for Paine stood in a row and started waving their hands around yelling, "HEY! OVER HERE!"
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Luca Harbor
"Hey! Dude! Awesome! There's a pretty radicle boat with dudes waving at us!" a Luca-ian surfer said.
"Let's wave back! Righteous, Dude!" His friend replied waving his arms around.
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"Ah Ha! They see us!" Rikku pointed out jumping up and down this time.
"And they're waving back..." Baralai noted. "I think that they think we're saying hi..."
"Did you know that hi in some language means that you're in pain?" Gippal said randomly.
"No..." Everyone said shaking his or her heads.
"GUYS! The radios dead!" Paine exclaimed coming out of the pilot place.
"What!" Everyone replied.
"Second thing, don't' take anything that's free..." Paine suggested, "The car is a total wreck, and same with this boat!"
"Now...THINK! There must be something we can do!"
Two hours later...
"I got it!" Tidus shouted as a light bulb flashed across his head (not literally...).
"What is your brilliant plan this time? And it had better beat Gippal's idea of trashing the ship and then swimming to shore." Baralai said.
"And Yuna's plan of meditating and asking the Aeons for help." Paine added.
"SH!" Yuna said in a meditation pose. "Um..." She started to hum. "Aeons we need your help!"
"And Paine's brilliant idea of survivor..." Baralai said sarcastically. "One person will get voted off every week with challenges, .I mean we're on a BOAT for crying out loud!"
"It IS a brilliant plan! First week: get rid of all of Rikku's plushies."
"NEVER!" Rikku shouted.
"Nope! It's an even better plan! All we have to do is get a plank or something, and then we can expand it over the water and then drive to Luca!" Tidus finish grinning widely.
Silence.
"That has got to be the STUPIDEST thing ever!" Paine snapped.
"How the heck are we going to get the plank and all?" Gippal questioned.
"Maybe we can find a genie..." Tidus said wildly.
Silence.
"Any other brilliantly hopeless plans?" Baralai said breaking the silence.
"OK! I'll go and find a genie!" Tidus said running around the boat.
"I WANNA JOIN!" Rikku yelled running around the place as the rest of the group sat on the couches thinking with Yuna humming.
"Oh my gosh! IT"S SO OBVIOUS!" Paine snapped her figures. "We have our cell phones!"
Silence.
"There is no way we just forgot about that..." Gippal pointed out.
"YEA! What in Spira where we thinking!" Yuna said whacking her head and stopped meditating.
"Second question...Where are our cell phones!" Paine pointed out.
"THE FISHEYS ARE PULLING ON THE STRING!" Tidus yelled.
"You're fishing!" Paine yelled as Tidus pulled up the fishing rod, what he used for bait amazed everyone. It was no other than their cell phones.
"YOU USED OUR CELL PHONES FOR BAIT! WHY!" Paine and Baralai yelled.
"Because, according to Rikku, the light and all make very goods bait!" Tidus said as Rikku giggled.
Everyone glared at Tidus and Rikku as the slowly backed away.
"No need to get violent now..." Rikku and Tidus said backing away and laughing nervously.
"WE'RE GOIGN TO DIE!" Yuna wailed. "WE'RE STRANDED WITH NO WAY TO GET BACK!"
"If I'm going to die...then I have confession you make! Yuna I---" Tidus began/
"GUYS! I think I'm HALLUCINATING!" Rikku sobbed looking around as everyone also saw a man with red hair. It personally looked like his head had undergone a very bad dye job and maybe even gone on fire.
"How is he standing? And how is he holding a whole bag of blitz balls on his shoulder!" Rikku whispered to Gippal.
"Maybe we found Tidus's genie..." Gippal muttered as Tidus beamed.
"Hey...Mr...How are you doing that?" Baralai asked curiously.
"Wakka!" Paine and Yuna said at the same time, shocked. "Since when did you become a Genie!"
"Ya! What are you guys doin here?" Wakka asked laughing.
"WE'RE STRANDED WITH NO WAY OUT!" Rikku yelped.
Wakka shook his head. "In Luca, there's a saying in Pig Latin for this harbor." Wakka said smiling, "It's 'hetay aterway siay nlyoay wotay eetfay eepday."
"Huh? What's that supposed to mean?" Tidus asked.
"It means the water is only two feet deep." Wakka replied grinning.
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Hehe! Yay! Another chapter up! I was about to make this chapter more of a Paine Baralai ate thing, but I guess things didn't work out... Thanks for all of the reviews! Oh yeah, when they reach Luca, they'll ,meet up with Wakka and Lulu! Should I make Them be engaged, dating or married?
Gunkbabe: Thanks! I'm glad that you like it! The Gippal and pink hair thing was a total last minute thing, I dunno, it just came up! D Thanks for reviewing!
Starria: Yep! Gippal has his hair back! yay! And I think you spelt "hallarious" wrong...it's actually "hilarious". It's ok thank spell check for that! I thoguht you spelt it right too XD but yep! Thanks for the review!
TidusxYuna637: Haha, I do try to make them funny, but the same time semi-in character! I'm also glad that you like it and all! Thanks for reviewing!
Paine 3: Yep, I relooked at it and I spelt Mutiny wrong, oops my bad:) I'm so glad that you like this and all! Thanks for reviewing!
Paine jnr: Wow! Thanks for the add and review and everything! Well I did update! haha that's cool! Yuna jr. Rikku jr. and you're Paine jr.! You have like a YRP thing going on!
Melissa: Men...they're so secretive about loving to go to the mall where they see a whole bunch of "hott chicks" haha yes, very odd indeed. And in this case I forced them to go to the mall! Or actually I mean they volunteered. Thanks for reviewing!
Karinae and Kari: Paine and pink...I'd do it, but she'd murder me...lol thanks for the review!
Princess makkura: -imagines Princess Makurra in her not so favorite color hair- ahahaha. Wow glad it was an um...idea! lol! Thanks for reviewing!
Zanmato Pibil: I hope your new fic will go along perfectly! Thanks for the review! As you may know, I do tend to say "like" a lot, and I'm sorry if that kind of got into the character's dialogue, oops. I'll fix that though! Thanks for reviewing!
And now, you will get...A UBER COOL AND SPECIAL AND RARE CHOBOCO PLUSHIE AND ONE MILLION GIL! whoo hoo!