This is really just an old fan fic I wrote when I was bored, so don't be hatin' of u think don't like it. No flames please, although constrictive critism is always welcome, trust me I can always use them.
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Mario walked into the quaint Italian restaurant and settled himself at the back table near the dark side of the eatery.
"Man, this place is dark." said Link sitting next to him.
"Sush-a! The great Mr. Game and Watch-a speaks-a!" Mario said, slapping Link up side his head.
Mr. Game and Watch looked around the table. "Deet deet, deet... deet."
"I agree-a. We need to-a burn down Disney, before they run us outta town!" Luigi said, slamming his fist down on the table.
"That's what he said?" Link whispered.
"Hey-a, I'm-a wingin' it here," Luigi shrugged.
"I know the perfect person to help us!" Roy said.
"Really?" Mario said, raising his eyebrows.
"No, I just wanted to engage in the conversation." said Roy.
Everyone stared at him.
" Uhhh, why don't we hire some expert ninja?" Marth suggested.
"I like ninja!" said Link, clapping his hands.
"So, how much are you paying me again?" Kakashi asked, reading his Icha Icha paradise.
"fifty cents an hour, and we burn your house down." Said Marth.
"Don't you mean, OR you'll burn my house down?" Kakashi asked, raising his eyebrow.
"Yea—wait, wait… no." said Marth.
"What if I said I don't have a house?" Kakashi said, turning a page.
"Then we'll burn YOU down!" said Link really loudly.
"Can we do that?" asked Roy.
"Of course we-a can! Everybody's flammable, eh?" said Mario.
He aimed a fire ball at Kakashi, but it missed and hit Naruto in the distance.
"WAAAAAAAHHHH!" Naruto complained.
Luigi blinked. "…How about, you work for us-a, or we take your book-a?"
"Done!"
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