Disclaimer: I don't own harry potter, wish I did.
Author note: This is my first facfiction, so be nice. All flames will be used to roast marshmallows.
Also, my older sister is my beta, so go complain to her if anything is wrong. :p she's BlueBunny2.
Warnings: sarcasm, oocness all around, self-insertion craziness, later on there may be hints of slash, vamps, werewolves, and slight angst
Key:
'blah' thoughts
"blah" speech
Now, onward!
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It all started during professor Snape's potion class. All of a sudden, a Ravenclaw prefect burst in and ran over to professor Snape, who was currently telling Neville Longbottom that his potion was so screwed up, it looked as though he had thrown in random ingredients, which is exactly what he had done.
Snape, without taking his eyes of Neville, who was shaking in fear, said "Yes? What do you want?" in his usual sarcastic tone with a hint of aggravation at the girl for interrupting his class.
"Professor Snape, professor Dumbledore wants to talk to you in his office sir." she said, as she stared at Ron, who was currently having a conversation with himself. Snape straightened up and looked directly at the girl.
"Can't this wait, I'm currently-"
The Ravenclaw girl cut him off bravely. "Professor, sir, your class is about to leave."
This caused the class to break out in whispers of amazement, no one had ever dared to interrupt Snape in the middle of a sentence. Professor Snape glared at the girl in cold fury, then, over his shoulder he said quietly, "Well? What are you all waiting for, an invitation to leave? Pack up your things and clean up this mess Longbottom, and stop muttering to yourself Mr. Weasly." After all of the students quickly packed their things so as not to incur anymore of Snape's wrath, they quickly filed out of his room.
After all had leaft Snape swiftly swept out of his class, heading towards the headmaster's office. Once arriving outside the office, he reached the gargoyle statues guarding the entrance he muttered "Chocolate Phoenix." Mentally reminding himself to ask what was with the new password. Sometimes he wondered about the headmaster.
'I swear that man was smoking something when he thought of that one.' Snape thought, stepping onto the rising staircase. Once the stairs came to a halt, Snape stepped off and knocked on the headmaster's office door, then swiftly opened it without waiting for a reply from the occupants of the room. Upon entering, he noticed two girls sitting in the two chairs provided, he didn't recognize either of them.
Dumbledore glanced over the top of his half-moon spectacles, he looked at professor Snape and gave him that ever present grin.
'I knew it, he IS smoking something, I got to remember to ask him for some later.' Snape thought, glancing to the two girls again. Dubledore noticed where he was looking and answered the unasked question.
"These are our new students, I've already had the sorting hat sort them into their houses." Dumbledore said, smiling that odd smile.
"And what, pray tell, does this have to do with me?" Snape asked, eyeing the obviously high headmaster.
"Well, they've been sorted into your house Severus." Dumbledore said, not missing the shocked look the professor shot him. "I was hoping you would show them where they will be staying." Dumbledore said, signaling for the two girls to stand. "This is Jan and Jenny Flair, they're transfer students, coming in with the third year students." Snape glanced at the two girls, one of which made eye contact with him. She had brown hair that reached to her shoulders, falling in little ringlets around her dark emerald green eyes, which were staring at him.
Snape quickly glanced at the other girl, who was watching Dumbledore with interest. She had long silky black hair that was pulled back into a loose braid that hung down near her knees. Snape received a shock when he realized the girl's eyes were red, a great contrast with her pale white heart-shaped face. She spoke.
"So, we are to follow this man, sir?" she asked, in a surprisingly high pitched voice. Snape was surprised to realize she had an American accent.
"Yes, you are to go with professor Snape Miss Jan, he will show you to your common room." Dumbledore told her, smiling all the while. Jenny walked towards her suitcase in a dark corner of the room, when Dumbledore's voice halted her.
"No need, they will be brought up after you." he told her, and she nodded.
"Bye professor Dumbledore, see you later." Jenny said, in what Snape was surprised to hear it was a British accent, a great contrast to her sister's American one. She smiled and turned to him, surprising him yet again with the fact she could actually crack a smile.
Snape walked out the office with Jan and Jenny following him, Jenny walking at his elbow while Jan fallowed a couple steps behind him. Snape proceeded to walk them all the way to the slytherin common room. Snape glanced around to find a student to dump the two girls on so he could go. Finally spotting someone, he hailed Draco from across the large room.
"Ah Mr. Malfoy, could you tell our two new students where to go and fill them in on the rules of the school?" Snape asked in a normal tone of voice.
"New students?" Draco asked in a confused voice as he headed toward them.
"Their transfers, they just transferred into third year. Now tell them what they need to know, I'll see you tomorrow Mr. Malfoy." Snape said, turning to leave. Stopping, he turned back.
"By the way, her name is Jenny Flair, and that one is her elder sister, Jan." he said, pointing to them in turn. He then hurriedly left before Draco could ask him another question.
"So, where do we sleep?" Jan said in a sarcastic voice, glancing around the room. Draco noted she had an American accent.
"Um… Your Jenny right?" Draco asked Jenny, who was now lounging on the couch.
"Yes, that's my name, now where do we sleep, down here?" Jenny asked, repeating her sister's question. Draco was surprised to hear a British accent.
'Aren't they related? They have different accents…' he wondered to himself.
"Well, no, you sleep upstairs, over there." Draco said, pointing at the staircase over to the far right of the room. Jenny lifted her body halfway off the couch and looked at Draco.
"So we're sleeping on the stairs, huh?" she said in a sarcastic voice. Draco shook his head.
"No! Up the stairs." Draco was a little thrown off because both of the girls were so pretty, especially the one named Jan, who was now looking at him, and SMILING.
'Wow, she's pretty when she smiles…' Draco thought to himself, as she started to speak.
"Well then, lets get our asses up there lil sis." she muttered to her sister, while she passed Draco and grabed Jenny off the couch. They headed for the stairs, stopping halfway up them as Draco asked Jan a question.
"Um… What's your name again?" Jan glances at Draco.
"The name is Jan Flair, what's ya name?" she asked with a smirk.
"M-my name is Draco Malfoy, the slytherin seeker." Draco said, heading towards the boy's staircase.
"Well, goodnight then, Dray." Jan said, smirking at the nickname she gave him.
"Night." he called back.
'Oh shit, I forgot to tell them the rules.' Draco looked back at the girl's stairwcase to see if she was still there, but they were gone. 'Oh well, they'll find out later, hopefully.' and with that thought Draco headed up to his bed.
TBC…
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An; at da! The end of chapter one! Two is on the way, it'll be up as soon as I type it up.
Please r&r! I would love to hear what you all think of this!