A/N: A) I have no idea why i did this. B) I'll probably do the whole season with your patience.

Teen Charmed: The angry years.

Title: Something Wicca This Way comes.

In the living were the three young sisters. Prue, the cheerleader. "I'm sexy! I'm cool! I'm popular to boot! I'm bitching! Great hair, the boys all like to stare!" Prue was bring it on-ing it.

At the couch sat Piper, the nerdy one with glasses reading a book titled: "The middle child: how it sucks to be us".

At the chair sat Phoebe, the rebel, wearing her leather jacket, smoking her joint and listening to her walk-man. These three didn't know the destiny that awaited them. Grams walked in. "Girls, I'm going out to some new age store so you be good and whatever you do, do not go in the attic and don't read the big book in the attic." The girls nodded absently not giving a tiny rat's ass.

After she left Phoebe's walk-man stopped. "Man, I ran out of batteries!"

"I think Grams has some in the kitchen." Piper offered.

"Nah, I think I'll check the attic."

"We're not suppose to go there!" Piper yelled.

"Oh shut up, you geek!"

"Don't talk to Piper that way!" Prue defended.

"I don't need your help, whore!" Piper shot at Prue.

"You're the whore, bitch!" Prue retorted. Phoebe took the opportunity and walk to the attic. There she found a big book.

"Weird, I never notice that." She walked over and started to read. "We call upon thew ancient, yada, yada, yada." The other two walked in.

"What are you doing?" Piper asked.

"I think Grams is a psycho." Phoebe started. "I mean, this is a weird ass book." suddenly Phoebe got a premonition. "Whoa! I just saw a movie in my head!"

"That's probably the drugs your on, hag." Prue said.

"No, this is like different. I saw that bowling ball fall on your head, Prue." Prue looks up and the bowling ball indeed falls off the shelve and hits her head. "Yeah! that's what I saw!"

"What does this mean?" Piper asked, confused.

"We're witches!" Piper was about to reply when the doorbell ran. She and Phoebe ran to answer. Piper won. It was Jeremy.

"Hey, Piper."

"Hey, Jeremy."

"OHMYGAWD!" Phoebe laughed loudly. "You two are dating! The geeks are breeding!"

"Shut up, tramp!"

Phoebe was about to say something when she got another premonition. "Dude! He's evil and going to kill us!"

"What!" Piper scream as she saw her young friend take a knife from his New Kids from the Block lunch box. Piper slammed the door in his face and turned to Phoebe. "What the hell!"

"He probably wantsour cool witch powers." Jeremy starts to bang against the door. Prue walks down.

"Ow, thanks for helping me you guys!" Jeremy knocks the door down. "Ah! Piper! Your geeky boyfriend destroyed the door!"

"We're just friends!" Piper said lifting her hands and, suddenly Jeremy froze. "How did I do that?"

"Who cares?" Prue screamed as they all hid behind the couch. "We're going to die!"

"Pull yourself together, man!" Phoebe slapped Prue.

"Ow! Why the hell did you do that for!"

"It seemed like the right thing to do."

"He's unfreezing!" Piper warned.

Prue, still mad at Phoebe, wave her hand to go slap her but ended up sending Jeremy flying to the wall. "Whoa! Did I do that?"

"No fucking fair!" Phoebe bitched. "Your power's cooler."

"To the attic!" Piper announced and rushed up. The other two shared a look and followed. In the attic, Piper was skimming the book.

"What are you doing?" Prue asked.

"It all started when Phoebe read this stupid book!"

"Hey, you're the one always saying I should read more!"

"I'm coming up!" Jeremy said all psyched about his first killing.

"Look! It says here that this simple spell can solve all our problems!"

"Is just a stupid rhyme!" Phoebe ranted.

"Do we have a choice?" Prue asked. The three shrugged and read together chanted as Jeremy walked in.

"The power of three will set us free."

"The power of three will set us free."

"The power of three will set us free."

"At least I got to second base!" He said as he burst into flame. The girls looked at Piper.

"He's lying. I'm not Phoebe."

"Sure he is." Phoebe remarked.

Then grams walked in. "I'm back." She looked at the site of the room. "What did you girls do!"

Later...

The three sisters stood by the porch. "So we're like superheroes?" Prue asked, petting a kitten they found on the steps.

"Yep. I'm so going to ace my finals with my power!" Phoebe realized.

"Well, as long as I don't date more magic creatures I'm game."

"Girls! You're all still grounded! So comeback in!"

The three walked back in and Prue shut the door with her power.

End.