A/N: ok, I've been going through lots of changes in "the real world" that had made my writing to not exist... I can do the easy spoof like this but some of my more serious stuff takes me time. I'm therefor taking off Ten Year Slayer. Also being dumped, Charmed: Behind the magic and My baby's father. I just can't think of anything else. Though I will continies with the Smallville and Charmed parody series. and this, and also a spoof on the X men starring the cast of Charmed! If things go well I'll do the sequel and Fantastic four. Yeah, I'm a Marvel super heroe movie fan! Sue me! Also, new Chris series coming... today! and I'm bringing back the old Chris series soon. Not relaed though, I just think is a good time to retake the story of Chris and the mystery voice. I'll be reposting them in a few weeks... if I can't find it. Skeletons in the attic was the name. I remembered! Um.. here's the next ep. I toned it down like I was asked. Hope you like.

Teen Charmed: The Angry Years.

Thanks For Not Morphing:

The sisters and Paige, cause is not like she's a Halliwell… yet, were all in the living room hanging. Prue was looking at Paige. For some reason she found her upsetting. For some weird reason she remembered that time she walked in on her mom on the shower and she was unusually fatter.

"Dude, quit starring at me!" Paige said annoyed.

"Prue has a crush on you."

"I'm not a lesbian like you, Phoebe."

"You do one semi nude gay kissing scene on a school play and they never let it go." Phoebe got up to refill the popcorn bowl. Piper was reading a book.

"Nerd, is a Saturday." Paige told Piper. "What's with the studying?"

"Well, ever since we vanquish Jeremy I have too much free time."

"Don't worry." Phoebe said as she came back. "I'm sure something wacky will happen like last week." The doorbell rang. Phoebe answered it. It was Victor. "Who are you?"

"Dad?" Prue asked as she got up.

"Ah, Prudence. Hello." He turned to the other three. "And my other three daughters… wait a sec…"

"I'm not your daughter."

"She's just Phoebe's junkie friend." Piper explained.

"If that weren't so true I would hit you." Paige sighed. "I'll be at the kitchen so you guys can deal with your drama. God I'm glad I'm not related to you." She said with as smile and made her way to the kitchen.

"So where's your grandmother?" Victor asked.

"She's out. Probably at some coven meeting or something that hippie witches do." Phoebe said with a shrug.

"What are you doing here?" Piper asked folding her arms.

"Well, since you asked nicely… I'm here for the Book of Shadows."

Then Victor turned into a shape shifter. The girls didn't blink much and Prue TK'ed him out of the house. The doorbell rang. Piper answered. It was Victor.

"Hey girls. I just came to visit you."

"Oh yeah?" Phoebe butted in. "How do we know you're our father?"

"I left your mother because she cheated on me with her whitelighter."

"A white what?" Piper asked confused.

"My mommy would never cheat and have an illegitimate daughter!" Prue yelled. Everyone stared. "Oh you know what I meant." She TK'ed Victor out. The doorbell rang. The three sisters got it. It was Leo.

"Hi, I'm new in town and I was wondering if you need someone to fix stuff around this piece of crap place you live in."

"I call dibs on the new guy!" Phoebe declared. Piper glared.

Paige walked out of the kitchen. "I ate the last yogurt."

"Whore!" Prue TK'ed Paige to the wall.

"Someone has issues." Piper said. The doorbell rang and now three Victors stood there. "Ok, this is getting annoying."

"One of us is your real father." Victor #2 said with an evil smile. Prue stabbed him with an atheme. He flamed died. There was a pause.

"What? He was giving us an evil smile, which meant he was a shape shifter." The sisters and Paige all nodded. Leo pretended he didn't see anything. Piper noticed him.

"Oh! Leo! Um… why don't I show you my room?" She said dragging him up. Phoebe stared.

"And they call me the whore."

"Now, which one of you is our father?" Prue ordered the remaining Victors. But both Victors were too scared to reply.

"I got an idea." Paige beamed. "How do you feel about Grams Mr. Bennett?"

"Why she's a kind old lady." Victor #1 said. Prue stabbed him with and atheme. He flamed died.

"Nice idea, Matthews." Phoebe high fives.

"Well so that means this one's our dad." Prue said pointing the atheme dangerously close.

"Well, I see you guys don't want me here so I'll go." He said and left.

"Nice going, retard. He could've giving us money to buy our love." Phoebe scolded.

"Yeah, moron." Paige added.

"Hmmm… where's Piper?"

At Piper's room…

Nothing happened. She was just showing Leo her rock collection. Poor awkward-nerdy-not-yet-a-Goddess Piper.

End.