Disclaimer: I don't own Yuyu Hakusho...
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Note! NOTE! I am Chibiaddicted! Alright? I just had to move it here, becuase I have so many oneshots and other stories in mind for this story 3 Alright? I deleted it on Chibiaddicted...
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"I swear, when I get my hands on that girl. Koto you left me!" The silver and black haired Kitsune swore loudly, attracting unwanted attention.
The passing demons stared at the, obviously, insane fox. That girl better be happy I had other plans anyways!
"What's wrong with her?" "I don't know." The passing demons conversed quietly, gawking at the demon.
"Keep staring and I'll show you something, funny." The girl said spitefully, glaring at everyone around her until they all moved, giving her at least a ten-foot radius. Humph…weak D class demons... She thought glancing around her, searching for one particular person. Tugging on her black, baggy, pants, nervously, until she found who she was looking for.
This demon stood out to well, wearing her normal black fingerless gloves, white tank top, short black leather jacket, a gray mini skirt, and black fitted pants. However, what stood out the most was her midnight blue hair tied up in a very high ponytail.
"Kurai-chan!" The Kitsune yelled happily, "I found you! Next time, please be where you said you'd be!"
"I told you I would be at the market place…didn't I?" Kurai said thoughtfully, putting on her best, sly, smile.
"Kurai-chan….your…impossible" "I'm impossible. You're the one who talks to herself!" Kurai yelled.
"I…do talk to myself, yes, but at least…I go to the place I said I would be!" "God….you are stupid. Leiko lets just go already." "O.K! Where to this time?" Leiko said happily, skipping towards her demon friend merrily, who just rolled her amber eyes at the other demon's antics.
"So, where are we going again Kurai-chan?" Leiko said, grinning from ear-to-ear. "I already told you Leiko-chan I don't know, we haven't seen each other in a year, and all you can ask is 'Where are we going'?" Kurai said; sighing deeply, yes, her friend was fairly stupid.
"I'm not stupid you ugly wolf!" Leiko said in a mock angry tone, pointing an accusing finger in Kurai's direction, which was right next to her.
"Oh, yeah, forgot about that. Can you for once not pry into my mind?"
"How about…no?" Smiling, yet again, Leiko bounded forward at an amazing speed, but not fast enough, for the other demon easily caught up to her, not even braking a sweat. "Race?" Leiko ask, a mischief-bound smile playing on her purple painted lips. "Fine with me." In addition, with that they took off, headed for the same direction, absolutely nowhere.
Finally, after about an hour of running Kurai suddenly stopped, exclaiming,
"I win!"
"You do not! I was ahead obviously," Leiko yelled, tackling Kurai to the ground. They wrestled around on the ground for a little while, getting very dirty in the process, both in fighting and physically. (A/N: not like that sickos!)
They both got up, sporting few bruises and scratches, when suddenly Leiko yelled, "You scratched me! You cheater!"
Kurai looked shocked. Her? A cheater? Never…well…maybe never, "Well you kicked me in the stomach! And you called me a cheater, plus you clearly attacked me first!"
"Whatever, I'm not talking to you!" Leiko said, plopping onto the ground in a huff, and quickly falling asleep.
Kurai followed in suit. Soon there were two demons on the ground asleep, out in the open.
Kurai woke up first, as always. She smiled her devilish smile as she crept over towards the sleeping Kitsune. "Guess what? There is a bunch of weak humans about to take advantage of you in this weakened state! Now everyone can call you weak!" When that didn't wake Leiko up Kurai continued, "They have food." At that statement Leiko shot up, went into her fighting stance, screaming, about being hungry, since Kurai didn't feed her yesterday.
"What am I, your mom?" Kurai asked sarcastically. "No, but you need to eat,
I need to eat, so let's find some food!" "Whatever, I am hungry though, what should we eat?" Kurai asked, holding her stomach. "What we also ways eat!
Food! Idiot…" Kurai glared at her friend. "Ok for real, how about we hop into the nearest mansion and have ourselves a feast?" Leiko asked; a sly smile spread across her painted lips.
"Fine with me. Which direction though?" "What other direction? North!"
"Fine." They sped of north bound in hopes of finding food before Leiko collapsed, sarcastically of course. Amazingly, they found a mansion sooner than they thought they would. They crept around towards the back, snuck in, and stole all the food they could possibly ever eat. Luckily, there seemed to be no one around today. "Food!" Leiko screamed, literally diving into the small pile of food, quickly hitting the bottom, and falling into unconsciousness as her head hit the rocky terrain. "Idiot…" Kurai muttered, grabbing some meat and eating it counting slowly until Leiko shot up and started eating as if she would never be fed again.
"Boy, you sure haven't changed; you still eat like a pig." Kurai said staring at the human black
hole.
"And you haven't changed either, you stinkin', prejudice, ugly, wolf demon…"
Leiko muttered, eating yet another strip of dried meat.
"Whatever, you almost ate my hand!" Kurai exclaimed, staring at her hand where a piece of fruit was.
"Oh…I missed?" Leiko said sarcastically, rolling her eyes as she ate more.
They ate like queens, well; Leiko ate like a couple of queens.
"Ow…my stomach hurts." Leiko said, holding her aching stomach. "It's your fault, pig, plus I just remembered. You called me ugly! I'm much better than you, you fox." Kurai said, glaring at the fox, which was rolled over on her side, groaning.
"Are not!" "Are too!" They continued like that for about another thirty minutes when finally Leiko noticed a keen detail that she missed before.
"Hey, I was supposed to meet Koto two moons ago! The Dark Tournament is about to end! No wonder I couldn't find her earlier today." Leiko said a horrified look on her face. "And I promised Koto I would help her announce!"
Kurai just laughed, and laughed at the Kitsune's sudden revelation.
"Boy, I feel stupid." Leiko said, in a very sad tone. "You should! You are, probably, the only demon who could get two moons mixed up! My, I must say, besides, when is the Tournament ending?" Kurai asked, sounding very interested.
"It ends exactly," Leiko continued, looking up at the cloudless sky,
"In five minutes." With a smile, she quickly fell down, landing on her side and fell asleep.
"Idiot." Kurai lie down, softly, and fell asleep quickly.
After much rest the two demons woke up, for once Leiko woke up before Kurai!
She enjoyed her moment, planning on a rude awakening for her friend, but before she could even attempt at waking the demon a voice stopped her.
"Don't even try it Fox." Leiko turned around, revealing, none other than, Kurai, holding a pale of water. "Uh…What are you going to do with that?" She asked innocently. "What do you think, Leiko-chan?" Before Leiko could even run, the ice-cold water was dumped on her Black and Silver head.
"That was mean!" "I know, aren't I so good?" "Uh…no?" "No, I am."
"Shut up."
The conversation continued like that for about another hour.
"I'm hungry." Leiko stated, standing up and walking over to where Kurai had walked to.
"Well, we would have had some food if you hadn't eaten it all."
"I was hungry; I hadn't eaten for, about, five days."
"Why hadn't you?"
"I was lazy." Leiko replied, smiling as they both started walking.
"We all know you are, but I thought you were at least smart enough to know when you should eat!" Kurai yelled, holding her head in her hands.
"Yes, you did didn't you."
"Where to? We could try the same mansion, but I can't guarantee that it would be empty."
"I can!" Leiko said, running north at an amazing speed again.
"Idiot." Nevertheless, even with that comment, Kurai followed her Kitsune friend.
They reached the mansion an hour later, due to the fact that they somehow ended up very far away from it. Leiko walked up to the front door and knocked.
"Baka! Don't do that! What kind of thief are you?" Kurai yelled, hitting the demon on the back of her head.
"A very bad one obviously." A voice said calmly from behind them. The girls turned to face, what appeared, to be a demon.
"Hi! We need food!" Leiko said happily, walking up to the blue haired demon.
However, Kurai, being Kurai, just looked him over, he didn't seem dangerous, but he probably was. He wore blue pants and a blue shirt, which seemed to have fishnet sleeves, and a white shawl?
"Well go somewhere else." The demon stated, walking up towards the house.
"'Ello, I'm Jin!" Another, heavily Irish accented, voice stated from above them.
"Hi Jin!" Leiko said, waving up towards the sky, even though she had no clue where Jin was.
"Hello?" Kurai said, waiting for the demon to appear. In addition, he did, in the most fascinating way, for Leiko. He dove down from the sky, and stopped, just as he was about to hit Kurai who jumped slightly.
"Ha, I saw that," Leiko said, walking towards the other demon, who had already shut the mansion door. "I'm going to annoy that other demon!"
She stated happily, bounding inside and closing the door, leaving Jin and Kurai alone.
"What an idiot." Kurai muttered, staring at the, now closed, again, door.
"Who? That fox?" Jin asked, sounding interesting.
"Yes, she has always been like that." Kurai said looking up into the fellow demon's face.
"Oh. Now, what is your name?" Jin, again, asked sounding interested.
Kurai smiled, "It's Kurai, Jin was it?"
"Yep!" He stated, grinning one fang showing. Kurai's smile grew, she was already starting to like the demon.
"So, what are you both doing at our house?"
"Well, we stole food yesterday, and Leiko became hungry again, so she decided to eat again. If you find you whole supply gone, blame her, not me."
Kurai stated, looking a little bit flushed, the distance between her and Jin was not that far.
Jin laughed, he just laughed.
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"Hello! Mister demon!" Leiko said, this house was larger than she thought, and she was already lost.
"What do you want, fox?" A cold voice said from behind her.
"Well first, how do you always end up behind me? And second, where am
I?"
She asked the second question calmer since she had felt no need to yell again.
"One, I do not always end up behind you, you always end up in front of me.
Two, You are near my room, on the fourth floor." The demon stated coldly, glaring at the demon in front of him.
"Oh, that explains a lot! Now, last question, what is your name?" Leiko said, skipping towards the demon, who had stepped back a good ways.
"Touya."
"Hello Touya! I am Leiko!" She said, skipping closer to Touya until she was right in front of him.
"Your to close." He said, glaring at the demon inferno's of him.
"I know, don't you find it annoying when people do that?" She said, smiling
"Yes, I do, now don't do it!"
"Are you getting annoyed?"
"Yes, very much so." He said, taking a step back from the insane girl, who stepped forward again.
She smiled again, and Touya was getting very, annoyed.
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While Jin was laughing Kurai had stepped back. When he finally stopped laughing he said, "I'm sorry. You don't laugh to much during the Dark Tournament"
"You went to the Tournament?"
"Yep!" He smiled, showing a fang.
"You lost didn't you." Kurai said dully.
Crossing his legs, still in the air, Put his hand on his leg and his other hand behind his head, a smile on his face. "Yep! But Urameshi was quite a tough one ta' beat."
Kurai just stared blankly, "Sure."
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"What type of demon are you?" Leiko asked, grinning.
"I thought you said, when you asked for my name, that that was the last question you would ask." Touya said, smirking.
"Well, you didn't notice when I asked if you were annoyed, so I figured that this could be the last question. My head hurts!" Leiko screamed, clutching her head in agony.
Touya just stared at the dramatic demon. "I am Touya, the ice master." He stated, still staring.
Leiko looked up in surprise, "Ice! Wow! I haven't met an ice demon! Cool, I've met fire, and shadow, but the ice seem to avoid me!" She said, skipping towards the ice demon who had silently crept away from her.
"Wow, you wonder why." He muttered under his breath, ready at any moment to kill this annoying pest.
"I know, I do wonder, sigh. But, where do you keep the food?"
"On the first floor, I give you permission to go and eat, eat until you explode, please." He pleaded, almost begging this girl to leave him.
"Let's go then!" She yelled, grabbing his hand and literally dragging him down four flights of stairs.
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"Ya both said you were hungry, let's go eat!" Jin said opening the large doors that led into the mansion.
"Uh, ok?" Kurai said following the demon inside.
They both walked inside, headed for the kitchen when they heard a series of 'thumps' and 'ows'. Kurai stopped, placing a hand over her eyes then shaking her head. "She's at it again.." she mumbled.
"Hi Kurai!" Leiko yelled, running down the rest of the
stairs, still dragging Touya.
She finally reached the bottom, lifting Touya up and then dropping him.
"Abusive," Kurai stated, staring at the pile on the floor which was once the great ice master.
"No, just stupid." Leiko said, walking over to Jin. "Hi!" She said, looking
up at him with puppy dog eyes, "Food."
Jin laughed at his fellow teammate. "Ya alright there Touya?" he asked, wide grin upon his face. He then looked down at Leiko, pointing to the very large fridge. "Right over there."
Leiko turned on her heel to look at the fridge, then she ran over to it, opening it up and eating her way almost through it.
"You all want some?" Kurai asked, looking from her friend to Touya.
"Then you both better hurry." She said flatly walking over to her demon friend.
She grabbed the back of her shirt and pulled Leiko away from the pile of food that was now strewn across the floor in various places. "Pig."
"Ugly wolf!" Leiko said, through a mouthful of food.
"I am not ugly!"
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Hey! That was my piece of meat! You pig!" Leiko screamed, lunging at Jin who was watching the fight with interest.
"Ugh…not two of them." Kurai said, holding her head in her hands.
By this time Touya was up and brushing himself off. He only had a few bruises and a couple of scratches He looked up at the, now fighting, demons.
"Give me back my meat!" Leiko said.
"How!" Jin yelled, looking at the demon like she was insane, which has already been proved.
Leiko tackled Jin, easily taking him to the ground, since he already was there. She opened his mouth, "Ahhh! No meat! You evil little black hole!" She screamed clenching his mouth shut and walking up to Touya. "Touya-kun! Are feeling better!" She yelled, hugging him.
"Yes, and I'll be better if you let go, now." He replied, trying to pry the girl off of him.
Kurai, who was still starring, in pity, at Jin, who was staring at Touya, who was staring at Leiko, who was hugging Touya.
"You all can have her, bye." Kurai said, trying to sneak away, only to be caught be Leiko who had grabbed onto, and was latched, the wolf's leg.
"Good-bye, both of you." Touya said, kicking Leiko as he pushed Kurai out the door.
Leiko got bug, watery, eyes, "B-but! We have no where to stay!" She screamed, crying in front off the three demons.
"She is right; we have been wandering for…hmm…two days now I believe. We would like a place to stay." Kurai said, putting her puppy dog (XP) eyes to work.
"Aw, come on Touya, we are the only one's left, some company would be great!" Jin said voice heavily accented.
"Yeah, Touya! Pa-wease?" Leiko begged, looking up into his icy eyes.
"Fine." He replied, glaring at the figure that had, somehow, latched onto his leg.
"YAY!" Leiko jumped up and kissed his cheek. He lightly blushed, glaring at Jin, who chuckled.
"Where do we sleep?" Kurai asked, looking indifferent, she was used to Leiko's behavior, sort-of.
"Well, Leiko can have the third floor, you, Kurai, can have the second, and I, like usual, will have the first, so, git off of my floor!" Jin yelled, his voice filling the room.
Everyone slowly walked away, making Jin sweat-drop. Touya was glaring at Jin, why does that idiot girl have to be one floor down from him?
"Touya-kun?" He heard the annoying voice of Leiko pipe up behind him.
"How did you end up behind me? Without me noticing?" He asked, slightly perplexed at the girl's sudden appearance.
"Because I'm stronger than I look!" She said, flexing her arm, showing, some, muscle that quickly deflated.
Touya smirked. "You can't be that strong." He stated, she had no spirit energy that he could detect.
"Of course I am, just not in fighting. I'm more of the ninja…" Her eyes glanced around suspiciously as she crouched low and lunged at Touya.
He held her head, trying to keep her away, barely achieving his goal.
Kurai was settling in, tomorrow she would go and get a large, comfy bed.
"'Ello!" She whipped her head around.
"Hey Jin." She said, smiling. Jin was cool, in her opinion. But of course she also stuck with Leiko for a long time.
"Ya' friend if giving Touya problems…" He muttered, glancing upstairs for a second.
"Yeah, I'm sorry…she's always been like that. But she does seem to show an interest in your ice friend." Kurai stated, smiling happily, hoping her friend would find someone…and maybe Touya would get Leiko out of her hair.
Jin smiled a single fang showing, "Yep, and Touya doesn't mind her one bit!" He said.
"Yes, I hope he doesn't kill her…" She muttered horrified.
"He wont, trust me!"
Leiko looked up into his icy eyes and smiled. She nuzzled her head in his chest.
He pried her off for the fifth time in about five minutes, it got annoying the first time.
Her eyes watered, "But!" She yelled, sitting on his bed, crying. Touya rolled his eyes, pushing her off of his bed and lying down on it himself.
She got up and lay next to him, smiling. "Hi." She murmured.
Touya's eye twitched, "Get off." He said, growling faintly.
"ZZZzzzZZZzz" Was all she answered; she was asleep and snoring lightly.
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