A/N: Sorry it took me so long to update this but I forogt which ep followed the third one. But here it is. Oh and I am adding Cole.

Teen Charmed: The Angry Years.

Dead Man Dating:

Piper's hanging in the art classroom. Then Mark, the Chinese student that was killed the day before, appears to her. "You Piper?"

"Last time I check." Piper said, adjusting her nerd glasses.

"I need your help. Since you're a witch you can see me right?"

"Um… yeah."

"You need to help me find my body so I can get buried!" Mark pleaded on his knees. Which is weird because he's dead, so how can he kneel? Or walk for that matter?

"Fine…" Piper sighed. "Let's go get my stupid sisters. And Paige. She's not our sister." Piper clarified for no one.

At the girls' locker room, Phoebe and Paige were dressing. "So, I told him I was single and he gave me his number!" Phoebe told with childish glee.

"Like Oh. My. God." Paige gasped. "But he's like 22 or something."

"I know!" Phoebe said with a smile. "He'll probably know lots of things about sex!"

"You're so lucky. What's his name again?"

"Cole!" Phoebe began to doodle in her notebook 'Mrs. Cole Turner'. "I'm so like totally marrying him! Oh I would do anything for a guy like that! Even turn all evil!" Ahem, no comment.

Piper and Mark hastily walked in. "HEY!" Paige screamed orbing out and in. "This is the girls' locker room!"

"Oh, don't mind Mark he's all dead now." Piper explained. "Now we need to find his dead body before this ancient spirit comes and takes him to hell."

"Oh, I'll get to use my powers!" Phoebe said excited.

"Yeah cause premonitions are soooooooooooooooo useful." Paige said rolling her eyes. Phoebe smacked her with her towel. Paige smacked her with hers. They both kept smacking and, still in underwear, took their fight to the showers, that were weirdly on, and got all wet and began to plash themselves and eventually their little wet fight turn bumpy and grind-y and just as the two were about to share a kiss Prue walked in.

"What the hell is going on here?" She spat all big sisterly like.

"Dude!" Mark protested. "They were going to get all lesbian!"

"No we weren't!" Paige said pushing Phoebe off her. "Phoebe I told you to stop putting me in lesbian positions."

"At our age it's called 'experimenting'" Phoebe assured.

"You guys are sick." Prue said folding her arms. "And why is there an Asian boy here?" She noted.

"He's Mark." Piper started.

"Hey." Mark waved.

"He's dead and Asian and is in danger of not going to Chinese heaven." Piper finished.

"And I'm supposed to care because?" Prue asked, smacking Phoebe on the head so she would put her skirt on already. Naked ho.

"Hello power of three?" Piper reminded. "We help the helpless and stuff."

"Power of four." Paige said glaring. "I help you guys too!"

"That's nice Paige." Prue said barely paying attention to her. "Piper, how do we help your little friend here then?" Prue looks at him. "Didn't you date this guy?" She asked Piper.

"Yeah…" Piper admitted.

"We dated?" Mark asked out of the loop.

"Yeah, but I cast a spell so you would forget."

"Oh. Why?"

"Because I'm sure I sucked at kissing you." Piper looked down.

"Loser." Paige whispered. Phoebe elbowed her, feeling her up.

"Oh…" Mark leaned forward and they made out in that way that they don't actually touch, seeing he's all dead. Prue rolled her eyes.

"Can we go find the body already?"

"We don't need to." Phoebe said and opened her locker door. Everyone stared. "I found it at the gym. I was going to use it for practice." Everyone made an ew face. "What? I can't practice with you guys since you're my sisters and Paige won't let me past second base."

"I WAS HIGH!" Paige clarified. "I didn't let her into first either."

"Well, another job well done." Prue said in that way that made it seem like she did all the work. She left. Mark and Piper kissed for real and he faded away.

"God I hope my next boyfriend is normal…" Piper said with a sigh.

End.