This story's getting quite a few reviews! Okay, I have an announcement! Check my profile for it! XP Too lazy to write it here. If it's not in my profile when you look, try again either later today or tomorrow. See, I'm submitting this chapter before I update my profile, so... yeah.
Okay, to those of you wondering what a narwhal is, look below for the link to a picture and some information about it. -coughs- I see I am loved... No no no, don't worry about the whole Link and Ruto thing. See, they're in Termina, and Ruto is in Hyrule. I hadn't even thought about that until it was mentioned! And I hadn't eventhought about Yu-Gi-Oh, but that's great and I'll put that in here too! X3 Yes, I am insane. AND I'M LOVIN' IT! Ba da ba ba ba! XD I always thought Odolwa was saying "Go bongo! Go bongo!" but "Odolwa! Odolwa!" certainly does make more sense, doesn't it? Look at the category, JMG. It's under NARUTO. That means the characters are from NARUTO. XD; And I've never read Fruits Basket, but I've heard of it. Can't they turn into animals or something? Yeah, those CRAZEH fangirls... And, Tomoi, I think we ALL have a y chromosome somewhere deep down inside. I feel hinted at... That's a great idea though. I'll have one chapter where everyone who reviewed the previous chapter will appear! W00t! If you CAN comprehend it, Azra, I strongly suggest morphine.
NOW FOR THE NARWHALNESS: http(colon, slash, slash)en(dot)wikipedia(dot)org(slash)wiki(slash)Narwhal
For those of you out there who are total idiots, a colon is this : thing. NOW ONTO THE CHAPTER!
Chapter 3: In Which We Skip Chapter 2 and Go Straight to the Salon!
Where we last left off, Sakura was sending death rays to moths and everyone else was about to engage in an epic battle!
But then, all of a sudden…
"GASP!" gasped Odolwa.
"MWEE!" mweed the moths.
"FLURG!" flurged Sakura.
"LIKE!" liked Sasuke.
"NARWHAL!" narwhalled Naruto.
And Ed, realizing she had covered all the characters present at the time, moved on to unveil what happened!
Is this thing on? Helloooooooooooooooo? Oh, there we go. Hee hee, guess who I am, narwhal? What? SHUT UP! Oh, sh-
Whew. Sorry about that. I'm never setting the mike down again. Naruto got to it. Okay, where were we? Oh, right! We were ending the fanfiction! Well, okay everyone! Leave a review and I'll see you next chapter!
Omniscient Voice: At which point Edward was mobbed by readers all over the world.
Owwwww… And you expect me to write more after that? Well, fine. All of a sudden… a salon fell from the heavens right onto the battle field! And out of it ran…
LINK! Who disappeared from the beginning of the fic! "DAMN YOU ALL!" he shouted, pointing at everyone except Naruto, who was spared because he thought he was a fish and Link still loved fish.
"Can we take a moment and explain what a narwhal is to our oblivious readers?" Sakura inquired coldly, glaring at the glass screen through which people viewed their activities. Ed descended from her sparkly pedestal in the sky and pulled up a few diagrams.
"This is a narwhal!" she said as she pointed to an aquatic mammal with a lumpy head and a long swirly horn on it's nose. Everyone oohed and ahhed. "They live in Alaska!" she cheered as she flipped to a picture of Alaska. More oohs and ahhs. "They're white," she continued. One of the Japanese dudes who produces Naruto came running out of the salon and said, "I take offense to that!"
Sasuke and Sakura either squealed or snarled when they remembered the salon, then they ran headlong through the glass doors. On the way they completely pummeled the Japanese dude. So Naruto manga and anime was canceled forever.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" scream the fangirls. Chill. I was just kidding. MUST there be screaming fangirls in every fic I write! Hee hee, just kidding! This is my first fic containing fangirls. But that's beside the point.
When Sasuke and Sakura came out of the salon, the transformation was HORRIFYING! Children under the age of thirteen, SHIELD YOUR EYES! Sasuke had pink hair! And pink eye shadow! And pink rouge! And pink lip gloss! And a pink shirt! And a pink headband! And pink pants! And pink arm socks! And pink foot socks! And pink shoes! And pink pants (again)! And a pink thong!
"Cough, cough," said Sakura. Ed then ceased her description before it got too… M rated. Okay, he was wearing a speedo. Happy? I bet not! Anyway, Sakura had basically become the old not-pink Sasuke. Her hair was black and, somehow or another, knee length. Let's put it this way: take my above description of Sasuke, switch the name to Sakura, take away the arm socks, and replace every incidence of 'pink' with 'black'. And Sakura requests that you change the exclamation points to ellipses.
Okay, so we've covered the salon part of the title… Let's move along to the events of the nonexistent Chapter 2!
Chapter 2: TeA aNd CrUmPeTs!1!
Ed forgot to take her font off of bold and underlined, so she wrote all of Chapter 2 in bold, underlined font! REJOICE!
So, it was about noon, and Odolwa pulled out a whistle and blew on it. All the moths pulled out little tables and set them, then Odolwa served tea. A salon fell from the sky and Link wandered in. As soon as he was inside, the salon disappeared in an interdimensional rift. W00t.
Chapter 3: MORE OF IT!
And that's all you missed with Chapter 2. No biggie. Hmm… Well, I suppose they defeated Odolwa! How did they do it, you ask? Here's the details:
Naruto was all like OOH WE'LL KILL YOU! And Odolwa was like NOT IN A MILLION YEARS PUNK! And Sakura was all like I HATE YOU ALL! And Sasuke was all like I LOVE MY SPARKLY NAIL POLISH! And he, like, held up his hand, and stuff, and it, like, blinded Odolwa. So I says to the group, I says, ya'll didn't let Link help! And Link was off frolicking with a lake so it was all good.
That's how they defeated Odolwa.
So Ed came down again (she goes back up to her pedestal between appearances, you know) and congratulated them with defeating the first boss. Then there was this flash of light and Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura were in a school room standing beside some girl with black hair and a tiny green skirt.
"KAGOME!" some guy standing at the front of the room pointing to equations on the board (but we all know he can't be a teacher!) scolded. "Did those three beings just come out of your skirt?"
"We did, narwhal!" Naruto narwhalled/confessed. "We did come out of her skirt!"
"THEN DETENTION FOR EVERYONE!" the not-teacher shouted, then jumped on top of his desk, did the Macarena, pulled out a bottle of pills, shrieked "SEE WHAT YOU MAKE ME DO!", and jumped out of the window.
Everyone's face could be compared to the following: XD
Yes, they were laughing. Why? Because they were on the fourth floor. Hell, I'd laugh too!
BAM! Another chapter done! Reviews, ideas, suggestions! What should Inuyasha's, Kagome's, Sesshomaru's, etc. etc. reversed personalities be? And what show should I stick in next? THE IN-BOX IS OPEN!