Your Life Just the Way I like it
Chapter 2: A Whole New World
As stated in the 1st chapter this is a team fanfic between Ranoi S. Rose and Sakura Uchiha Sasuke The name of the Author who wrote each part will be stated above their writing. Ok ?
Disclaimer: Neither of us owns Naruto or any of the Naruto characters, but that's life we will just have to deal with it.
SAKURA UCHIHA SASUKE
Sande: Where am I? (Looks around)
Ani: mmfff npph ggroommmiii
Sande: What?
Ani: I SAID GET OFF ME!
Sande: oops. Sorry.
(Moves away)
Ani: Eh... No problem, Sande. Where are we though?
Sande: Can you really be that stupid? (Point to huge sign that says WELCOME TO KONOHA!)
Ani: Hey! You're so rude… (Gets up) How did we get here?
Sande: We obviously fell out of our Lala land to this place.
Ani: hmmm… (Looks up, sees the window they were looking out of a minute ago.
Sande: Stop trying to act so cool!
Ani: Then this means (evil, mischievous smile)… KAKASHI! HERE I COME!
Sande: (Grabs Ani by the back of her shirt and shakes her head.) Yare, Yare Can you really be that pathetic without trying?
Ani: (turns around and glares at Sande) Orasai! All you do is talk about Sasuke all day long like an idiot Sasuke, Sasuke, Sasuke! I'm sick of it!
Sande: why you…
Ani: Look, its best if we don't fight. Too bad we don't have that keyboard anymore…
Sande: You mean like these? (Holds up two keyboards)
Ani: Where did you get those! (Huge heart eyes!) I love you Sande! I apologize for anything mean I've ever done to you!
Sande: yeah yeah, whatever. (Gives her a keyboard) There's no need to be so utterly pathetic about it, you're in a NINJA village you can at least try to ACT cool.
Ani: I take it back. All of it. (Takes a keyboard.) I didn't know there were two…
Sande: well, what shall we do first? Split up?
Ani: No, then you might attack Kakashi!
Sande: but you would be there so… Wait a minute you were planning to attack Sasuke weren't you! Grrr…..
Pedestrians walk by quickly, preferring to stay away from the two angry females.
Ani: I- I – How could you accuse me of such a thing! Hmph! (Folds her arms with a defiant/guilty look on her face)
Sande: (does the same) same way you could!
RANOI S. ROSE
Ani: Alright, alright let's stop already! For so many years we were dreaming of this place, and now here it's real Sande! How do you feel?
Sande: I know, let's stop wasting time and get going.
Ani: Hai!
Sande: so we split up or what?
Ani: Hm... Let's split up later, I don't want you to miss all the good parts going off by yourself.
Sande: (trying not to get into another argument takes a deep breath) Alright then.
They walk in, so far no face looks familiar, but a dog comes running up to them.
Sande: It's Akamaru!
Ani: Which means Kiba can't be far off, which means Hinata can't be far off, which means Naruto can't be far off, which means Kakashi is sooo close!(Huge heart eyes)
Sande: Get over yourself. Just don't forget that Sasuke's waaay more important. Don't make me explain it again.
Ani: Grrr… (Thoughts: control…control…control...Kakashi could Kick Sasuke's ass! The only thing that's stopping him is his reputation… but I could interfere…) Sasuke! Sasuke! Sasuke! Ever thought about why you're so stupid! Maybe because of shitty Sasuke whose name is all you think about all your brain has room for!
Sande: Well forgive the shit outta me! At least Sasuke isn't so ugly, he hides his face under a mask!
Ani: Oh yeah! Let's have a bet! We have to get Kakashi to take off his mask without using the keyboards, and if he's ugly I'll pay you 300 and if he's not you'll pay me!
Sande: Dream on… this scheme of yours is beneath me Ani, should it fails, you will die.
Ani: Wannabe Sesshoumarou! Seriously though I mean it.
Sande: Fine!
Kiba was watching this drama quite intrigued.
Kiba: Am I interrupting? (He asked after a looong awkward silence)
Ani: Kiba! Can I have your autograph? (Huge grin.)
Kiba: (Scratches head) sure, but why?
Ani: Well, I'll tell you one day. (Kiba still confused signs a piece of paper Ani took out of her pocket.)
Ani Catches sight of Kakashi and without letting Kiba finish signing his name runs off towards the direction her hawk's eye spotted Kakashi. Sande shakes her head, apologizes for Ani's rude behavior and follows her friend.
Kakashi took his eyes off a certain pink book to find two girls approaching him.
Ani: Ohh! Great Kakashi-Sama! (Ani was on the floor bowing down to Kakashi.) How I have suffered many long days and nights awaiting this day!
Kakashi lifts a brow
Sande: Sorry Kakashi she's a baka, I apologize on her behalf.
Kakashi: I haven't seen you two before.
Ani: Ahem, (Dusts herself off and gives Sande a look like, "Your making me so unimportant!"
Kakashi, I understand you're a well trained and knowledgeable jounin teacher, but, I hate to inform you, that there are a few things that you have much to learn about.
Sande shocked at how quickly Ani was able to pull herself together, she knew that Ani had something up her sleeves (other than her arms.)
Kakashi: Sounds interesting enough. Perhaps we should start with an introduction. (Kakashi doesn't sound half interested.)
Ani: Ah yes of course I am Hatake Ani!
Sande gives Ani a death glare.
Ani: ahh—
Kakashi: Hatake?
Ani: Err Yeah that's right, your probably wondering billions of things right now, heres a quick explanation. Ahem, you see I am the daughter of your great- grandmother's brother's sister-in-law's daughter's nephew's niece's uncle's daughter!
She said triumphantly.
Kakashi closed his eyes, pulling up his mask with his finger on the bridge of his nose.
Kakashi: I didn't even know I had that many relatives.
He began walking off. Ani felt idiotic and without thinking grabbed his wrist.
Ani: ehh-
She felt stupid.
Ani's thoughts: 'That's such a guyish thing to do, damn it!'
Sande: Wait there's something I need to know.
Ani's thoughts: Thaaank you Sande!
Kakashi: I have to meet my team at the bridge now, anyway nice meeting you Hatake Ani, and –
Sande: Ah, it's Sande.
Kakashi: And Sande, See you around.
He said smiling. Ani's eyes became huge heart eyes (Kakashi didn't see them luckily for he had already turned to leave.)
Sande: Hey Kakashi!
Kakashi looked back at Sande
Sande: Why don't you introduce us to your group!
Kakashi: Alright.
Sande gives off a huuuge smile and whispers"Yatah!"
Ranoi S. Rose
A/N: that's the end of chapter 2 Hope you liked It! plz review! -
Sakura Uchiha Sasuke
A/N: FINALLY! My time has come… Hee hee hee! Oh and don't forget to review I know this chapter wasn't too funny but I hope you liked it anyway.