Karma: IS Sango 'that blonde' or is he hallucinating…or just out his mind? I dunnoe…I mean Sango's a brunette, couldn't be her…right? Or! Am I just trying to mess with your mind right now? I don't know! You tell me!
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha! Count your blessings…MUWHAHAHA! Chuck E. Cheese, don't own THAT either! I had BAD experience there…sadly…oh well!
Attention: There ages are DIFF from the original! Sango's 12, Kagome's 12, Inuyasha's 13, Miroku's 13, Kouga's 12, Ayame's 12…and so on! I'll tell you along the way! Most of them attend Shikon no Tama Academy (I'm sorry, I know the name of the school's probably been done!)
TWO-FACED!
Chapter 2: Out of my frickin' mind!
"Oh…hi…Sango…" Inuyasha said looking around for Ayame but she was long gone, "Inuyasha? What are you doing here?" Sango asked him.
"What are YOU doing here?" Inuyasha asked her, "What are YOU doing here?" Sango asked again, "I asked you first" Inuyasha said shrugging.
"No, you didn't" Sango said stubbornly, "ARE YOU A BLONDE?" Inuyasha yelled at her angrily.
"OHMIGOSH!" Sango said as a hand flew to her mouth in surprise, "W-what? I'M RIGHT? YOU'RE A BLONDE? YOU WERE THAT GIRL? DEAR GOD! I'M NOT MAD!" Inuyasha screamed shouting into the sky, proudly.
"I'm a BLONDE?" Sango asked in shock as she grabbed a compact and was looking over her hair, Inuyasha fell on the floor…feet sticking up in surprise.
"What do you mean AM I a blonde?" Inuyasha said jumping up again, "Inuyasha!" Sango said pointing at him menacingly.
"Y-yes…" Inuyasha said backing up from her…she's…WEIRD!
"Check the back of my hair please! Is it blonde?" Sango said turning around, "WHAT?" Inuyasha shrieked out again.
"Don't be shy, I need to know if I'm a blonde…this discovery could alter my life as I know it!" Sango said flipping around her hair.
Inuyasha let out a sigh, "Your not a blonde" Inuyasha said shaking his head as he peered through her hair JUST in case.
"Okay, good…that would have been scary" Sango said with a laugh, "No kidding" Inuyasha muttered disappointed.
"So! Don't you have to get…home?" Sango said looking at her watch, "Uh" Inuyasha looked at his watch and let out a small 'Eep'
"KNEW IT!" Sango said doubling over with laughter, "W…what?" Inuyasha said staring at her rolling around on the floor.
"YOU'RE A MAMA'S BOY! WHHAHAHAHAHHA!" Sango shrieked out laughing happily, "I see…my mom died a long time ago" Inuyasha said, as he was about to do a dramatic exit.
"Oh…mine too…" Sango said sadly, Inuyasha gave her a wry smile. 'Did SHE kill them?' he thought backing off, "How'd they die?" Inuyasha asked her afraid of the answer.
"Murder. Plain and simple…" Sango told him, "I have to…go…BYE!" Inuyasha yelled running away from her.
"What's his problem?" Sango said watching him run, "Oh well! LALALALLALALALA!" Sango said bobbing her head again.
(Back with the running Inuyasha…took a while to find him, such a fast little fool)
"SHE'S A MURDERER!" Inuyasha yelled as he started pounding madly at the door, "LET ME IN! LET ME IN!" Inuyasha shrieked at the door.
"HIYA!" A kid said waving at him, chocolate all over his mouth.
"Oops. Sorry, wrong house" Inuyasha said as he ran over next-door…slamming on the door.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" A man yelled angrily at him, "Wrong house? What the hell?" Inuyasha said as he took a look at the other house where the chocolate covered kid was staring at him.
"That's my house…right" Inuyasha said walking back to the house where the kid was staring at him, "Who are you?" Inuyasha said staring at him.
"I could ask you the same question!" The kid said angrily, "GET OFF OF MY TEMPORARY PROPERTY! NOW YOU DIRTY FOOL!" The kid screamed pointing at Inuyasha.
"You're the DIRTY one!" Inuyasha yelled at him, "What is going on?" Sesshomaru said opening the door to see his brother. (KDZ: Sesshomaru's 15 years old!)
"Oh. Hello student" Sesshomaru said sarcastically opening the door, "You act all nice in school but your not fooling anyone, teach" Inuyasha said slamming the door open.
"What's with the nasty kid?" Inuyasha said looking down at the little kid, "If anyone's nasty it's you! Who the HELL has WHITE hair?" The kid yelled pointing at him.
"I have white hair" Sesshomaru told him, "Yes. But yours is nice…his is NASTY!" He yelled pointing at Inuyasha's hair again.
"HEY! HEY! HEY! WHO ARE YOU?" Inuyasha said pointing at him, "My name is Shippo Kitsune! And what's your name? Forget it. I don't care" Shippo said as he poked Inuyasha in his stomach, "Get this straight! I don't like you and you LOVE me…get over it" Shippo said poking him again.
"What are you doing in my house?" Inuyasha asked him, "DON'T TOUCH ME" Shippo shrieked at him. "I didn't touch you" Inuyasha said stepping back from Shippo.
"SESSHOMARU! HE'S TOUCHING ME? OH DEAR GOD! THE NASTY BOY IS TOUCHING ME!" Shippo shrieked again, "Leave him ALONE…don't touch him" Sesshomaru told him.
"Anyways…you KNOW you have to take him to Chuck E. Cheese right?" Sesshomaru asked him, "NO! NO! I have a date," Inuyasha shouted at him.
"No need for lies! Anyone with ANY sense of self-respect would not go out with you!" Shippo said with a laugh, "Smart-Aleck little nasty!" Inuyasha said lunging for his throat, but Sesshomaru held him down.
"Whom do you have the date with?" Sesshomaru asked him, "Uh…" Inuyasha's eyes landed on Jaken and suddenly remembered Grandpa.
"Ayame! I have a date with her" Inuyasha said nodding, "Oh really? The 12-year old, pigtailed, red-head girl named Ayame?" Sesshomaru said interrogated.
"DUH! She's in that class you teach…you know my class? AYAME?" Inuyasha said rolling his eyes, "I thought you were 15 years old? You're a TEACHER?" Shippo said pointing at him.
"Once a week, someone's got to afford this house," Sesshomaru said shaking his head, "Whatever. I have a date with Ayame, okay? Can't baby-sit hairy legs over here" Inuyasha said pointing at his legs.
Shippo let out a huge gasp, "IT'S A CONDITION!" Shippo shouted pulling his shorts lower to cover his hairy legs.
"Take Ayame WITH you to Chuck E. Cheese! Nothing says I love you than a furry little kid to take along on your little date!" Sesshomaru said with a laugh as he left the room, "Looks like it's just you and me, Harry!" Inuyasha said leaving the room as well.
"Is it that noticeable?" Shippo said staring at his hairy legs, "Man" he said shaking his head.
(BACK WITH INUYASHA)
Beep! Beep! Beep!
"Ayame?" Inuyasha said in the phone, but Ayame was already having a conversation with someone else…how THAT happened, we'll never know.
Kagome: How long was she sitting there?
Ayame: Inuyasha SAID for 3 hours…I don't know what to believe…
Kouga: I understand, he's out of his mind…Sango wasn't the blonde, he's going to have to understand that…
Miroku: Right, Inuyasha's…well. He's Inuyasha; I mean he lies all the time! Maybe this is just his excuse because he doesn't want his best friend slipping under his fingers and going for another girl
Kagome: I sure that I'm not going to fall for a girl, I can promise him that.
Ayame and Kouga: INU SASHA! WHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Miroku: AHEM! I meant ME! He thinks I'm going to fall for Sango and neglect him, well. I'm not!
Ayame: Going to fall for Sango?
Miroku: NO! Going to neglect, I'm going to treat him like the lady he is!
Kouga: That's very nice of you, but I DOUBT your going to even get her! One grope and it's ALL over! Got to face the facts!
Miroku: I don't GROPE! That's disgusting, I've never groped someone in my LIFE!
Kagome, Kouga, and Ayame: AHEM!
Kagome: Whoa! Miroku's groped YOU Kouga?
Miroku: I aimed for Ayame and missed…it was an uncomfortable and disturbing situation!
Kouga: Uh huh! Never even called me after that…
Miroku: WHY WOULD I HAVE?
Kouga: Just saying! NEVER called me after that, not even to say HI, NOTHING!
Miroku: I have to go…see ya! (Click!)
Ayame: Must go too, PEACE! (Click!)
Kouga: See that? Can't even have a conversation with me without bringing that incident up, See ya Kag's! (Click!)
Kagome: Bye Inuyasha! (Click!)
Inuyasha: HOW'D SHE KNOW I WAS THERE? (Click!)
Inuyasha slammed down the phone, "Knows I'm there! EVERYTIME!" Inuyasha said as he saw Shippo staring at him.
"Talking to yourself?" Shippo asked him, "Shit! I forgot to ask Ayame out!" Inuyasha yelled, "Forgot?" Shippo said with a smirk.
"Forgot to ask her out to CHUCK E. CHEESE, we were going to the movies" Inuyasha said as he started dialing the phone madly.
"Hello?" came Ayame's voice, "Hi…Ayame…" Inuyasha said as he stared at the kid with chocolate STILL smeared all over his mouth. 'Fresh…' Inuyasha said staring at it.
"Wasn't I just talking to you a minute ago?" Ayame asked, "No" Inuyasha said with a nervous laugh. "Well you were eavesdropping…you breath SO loud!" Ayame said with a laugh.
"Why don't you call her Honey? That's my daddy used to call mommy," Shippo said with a laugh as he tugged on Inuyasha's shirt.
"Look…honey" Inuyasha muttered out, "What?" Ayame said shocked.
"You call me, baby!" Inuyasha said into the phone, "HELLO? I call EVERYONE that! What's up?" Ayame asked him.
"I was wondering…about our date tomorrow," Inuyasha said staring at the little maggot, sitting on his bed…making it all STICKY…
"Yeah. Out of your fricking mind, but go on. I like a good laugh as good as the next guy" Ayame told him, "I'll meet you at Chuck E. Cheese?" Inuyasha asked Ayame.
"O…Okay" Ayame said as she hung up the phone, "SEE? Told you I had a date with her" Inuyasha said with a triumph laugh.
"No" Shippo said shaking his head, "YOU WERE RIGHT THERE! YOU SAW!" Inuyasha shouted at him, "No. You have a date with Ayame AND me!" Shippo said with a laugh.
"Do you just wake UP evil?" Inuyasha shouted, "As a matter fact…I do" Shippo said nodding as he left the room.
The next day…
"GET YOUR STICKY FACE UP AND OUTTA THIS HOUSE!" Inuyasha shouted as he grabbed his backpack, "Pull ya pants up! No one wants to see your boxers, boy!" Shippo said pointing to Inuyasha's sagging pants.
"Shut up! I lost weight, it's not my fault" Inuyasha said shrugging, "Ever heard of a BELT?" Shippo said with a smirk.
"EVER HEARD OF SOAP! Man, your face is ALWAYS sticky!" Inuyasha said as he gestured to his sticky face, "Haven't washed it since I was three…I'm not starting now" Shippo said leaving the house.
"Gross" Inuyasha said shutting the door, as they walked to the Chuck E. Cheese 2 blocks from them. "Anyways, when's your girlfriend meeting us?" Shippo asked him, obviously talking about Ayame.
"She's not my girlfriend" Inuyasha said as they crossed the street, "What? I thought you were going on a date?" Shippo asked him, "Doesn't mean anything…she likes Kouga anyways" Inuyasha said shrugging.
EEEOOOO EEEOOOOOO EEEOOOOO (That's police Siren…ahem)
Inuyasha watched a blonde haired girl on a motorcycle, shooting at the cops who were on her tail. It was Sango! Or...it LOOKED like her...
Inuyasha just watched them until they were out of sight.
"Shippo? Did you see a blonde girl riding on a motorcycle shooting at the Police?" Inuyasha asked him. "What's it to you?" Shippo asked him, "DID YOU SEE IT OR NOT?" Inuyasha shrieked at him.
"Duh, Of Course I saw it! It's kind of hard to miss" Shippo said rolling his eyes, "I'M NOT OUT OF MY FRICKEN MIND" Inuyasha yelled happily.
"…Loser" Shippo said watching Inuyasha do a happy dance with an old lady in the street, "LET ME GO!" The old woman said beating him with her purse.
"I'M NOT OUTTA MA MIND!" Inuyasha sang again, "Oh happy days" Shippo said sarcastically.
Little did he know…the worst had yet to come…
KDZ: I'm SO sorry it took me forever to update it's just that I have been swamped with projects and stuff, so please do forgive me.
Arbiter555: LOL! What were you expecting normal? Ha! You've probably haven't read my other stories, that's for sure…thanks for the review!
Demon Exterminator Barbie: If you could be more specific on what your confused about…Hmm, maybe it's the plot. Well Inuyasha gets beaten up by a blonde girl at a coffee shop, the next day he sees her as a brunette. Now, he tries to convince everyone else that the kind and weird brunette is actually a psychopath! Is he really out of his fricking mind or are they one and the same? Well, that's the plot…hope you're less confused! Thanks for the review!
Quiet-man-writing: Haha! Thank you! You're too kind, I'm glad you found it funny! Thanks for the review!
Angel6 aka trinigyal: …Okay! I'll e-mail you, but I'd rather you e-mail me 'cuz last time I picked a topic…well, let's just say there was a lot of "No Comments" anyways, e-mail ME!
AriesGal: But! The point of the story isn't to make Inuyasha look bad! I mean…I'm not trying to make him look bad, I swear! Plus, Inuyasha is just 13 years old remember? He wouldn't be as strong as he was in the show, plus he's human too! So remember It coincidental that I'm making him look kind of weak, but him getting beaten up by a girl is a huge part of the plot! So, thanks for the review and sorry about Inuyasha getting beaten up.
Me: Thank you! I try for odd! Sorry for the slow update, school is being a drag right now, LOL! Thanks for the review!
Diverse-Thinker: That part cracked me up too when I was writing it, it's not as funny as it would be if your like the writer, so I bet it was a lot more funnier for you. Hope you like this chapter too, thanks for the review!
Nooneluvsme: Haha! Thank you! And thanks for the review too! And, I read you play the violin! That's so cool, I always wanted to play the electric violin ever since I heard about it but my music teacher forces me to play a flute. God, that instrument is HARD! I can't play one note on that thing, anyways thanks for the review!
Corina: I'm not going to lie, when I got your review I panicked! I knew I hadn't reviewed in like forever, but I didn't know the slow update was bothering anyone! So, for the wait I made it extra long! Hope you enjoyed it and thanks for the reviews! If I had more reviews like that my updates would be a whole lot quicker
And so, comes an end to all the replies to reviews! Thanks for the reviews! And review for this chapter please!
--- KarmaDreamz