Summary: Sango's a bit disturbed by her subconscious lately. What will she do? And what would a certain Monk do if he found out?

Rated M for Mature Audiences ONLY!

Disclaimer: I don't own them! sigh Yes, I suppose that's right. But I'll still borrow them all I like!

AN: This is my first fanfic in a while, so be honest with me. Any others I posted were deleted. So please, for the love of God, this is a MATURE piece of fiction and should only be read by the mature audience. Thank you.

Just to inform you all, this story will center on Sango and Miroku with a perverted theme, but will feature Inuyasha and Kagome with a more WAFF feeling.

'Bows'

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Chapter 3: Sango's Steamy Confession

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"I'm just going to go check on them." Miroku said innocently as he tried to follow the girls.

Inuyasha grabbed his shoulder and lightly tossed the monk back onto the ground, "Sit down you fucking pervert."

Miroku clapped his hands together in a praying motion, "Oh please Inuyasha, just this once?"

"Damnit monk! I said no!" He shook his fist threateningly at Miroku.

Both of them were caught off guard when Shippo's groggy voice interrupted their argument, "Shut up you two."

Inuyasha's already clenched fist was about to make contact with the little fox demon's head, until he notices that Shippo was fast asleep.

"Little rat even insults me in his sleep! Feh!"

Miroku noticed his friend's change in mood, "Inuyasha, you seem a bit agitated." He smiled lecherously, "Perhaps you should go visit Kagome to calm your nerves."

A low growl emitted from the hanyou, "If I hadn't already promised Kagome that I'd keep you here, I would have told you to go yourself, you stupid monk!"

This gave Miroku an idea, 'I have to know what the girls are talking about!' And with a new confidence in his voice, Miroku calmly said, "If you don't go, I will." He knew full well that Inuyasha would be blamed for letting him leave the camp to spy on the girls.

"What? Like hell you are!" Waving his fist at Miroku, "I'll just beat you black and blue, and that'll be the end of it!"

Miroku smirked, "Not if I tell Kagome about your strange interest in her underwear."

"……" Inuyasha's face paled. 'Damn.'

"At least go find out what they're talking about, or I will tell her. And I promise I'll stay here."

"Fine!" Inuyasha turned around, and he walked silently into the woods and towards the hot springs. 'Stupid monk.'

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Sango watched the steam roll off the water, swirling as it dissipated into the night sky. 'What's bothering me? Hmph….indeed.' She mused.

"Kagome…" She hesitated a bit.

Kagome smiled at her friend, "It's ok Sango, I'm sure it can't be that bad."

Sango finally looked over at her friend, "Ok." Taking a deep breath to steady her courage, she shut her eyes tightly and blurted out, "DoyoueverthinkaboutInuyashainappropriately?"

No response was given and she could hear the wind blowing in the trees.

The silence pounded in Sango's ears as she squinted one eye open to gauge Kagome's reaction. It took everything in the slayer's power not to laugh at her friend.

The immediate reaction? Kagome's face had gone completely pale, mouth agape, and her pupils were mere dots.

This reaction however, soon wore off as her face reddened, unveiling a rather sheepish look.

"Why would you ask a question like that?"

"Uh…" Sango busied herself by going through her washing routine, finding it easier to talk when she had something else to preoccupy her. "Well…I've noticed that you and Inuyasha have become closer lately."

At this statement, Kagome's face reddened but she couldn't deny its truth.

Sango gave a short scoffing chuckle, "I've killed hundreds of demons, battled Naraku, and have been at death's door, but I've never been in a situation like this."

"What situation?" Kagome looked over at her friend with rapt attention.

Sango stopped for a moment and looked up at the miko, "I can't stop thinking about Miroku."

The confession didn't really shock Kagome. She was happy that Sango would admit to something like this, since the slayer was often quite defensive regarding personal issues.

Smiling, Kagome congratulated her friend. "There's nothing wrong with that Sango. It's perfectly normal when you love someone." Ignoring Sango's blush, she continued, "And yes, I think about Inuyasha…" She looked up into the starry night sky rather wistfully, "…Every minute of every day."

Sango marveled, "I know that you love Inuyasha, but are you 'In' love with him?"

The miko sighed and dropped her head a bit, and a small smirk appeared, "Hopelessly."

Then a down-right mischievous look crossed her features as she splashed her friend, "Hey now, enough talk about me! You're the one with the 'situation'! So why is it so terrible that you think about Miroku? I think it's sweet."

Mumble mumble.

"What's that Sango? I can't hear you, you're mumbling."

"They're inappropriate thoughts." She confessed as she turned her head to the side.

"How bad are we talking? Like kissing him? Or are you talking about sex?"

Sango was beet red, "Well, they haven't involved me touching him, but he's always doing something extremely suggestive…and I find myself enjoying it."

The loud crack of a twig alerted the bathing women of a foreign presence.

Sango's eyes narrowed, speaking in a low voice, "It had better not be the monk."

She picked up a small rock and threw it in the direction of the noise, scaring the creature from it's hiding place in the bushes.

A familiar tiny two-tailed cat jumped out of the underbrush and trotted to the edge of the water, "Mew".

They both sighed, a bit more relieved that their conversation had not been overheard.

'I'd never hear the end of it from Miroku.' Sango thought.

"We need to get out anyway; I'm turning into a prune." Kagome exclaimed. They laughed as they dried off and got dressed.

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Meanwhile, a very tense hanyou sat up in a tree. He had almost been caught!

'Damn Miroku for making me check on them.' He softly cursed the monk's name for blackmailing him. He had threatened to tell Kagome about Inuyasha's unhealthy infatuation with her underwear!

Turning his head to the side and mumbled to himself, "Feh, I just like her scent."

Hearing her laugh, he peeked around the tree at Kagome drying off. 'Then again…Maybe this wasn't such a bad idea.'

She was faced away from him as she finished drying her hair.

His eyes savored her form, taking in the contours of her toned legs and the curve of her hips.

'She's no longer the skinny girl I first met,' His eye's glazing over for a moment, 'She's filled out beautifully.'

At that moment, Kagome turned around to reply to Sango about something, giving Inuyasha a full view of her ample breasts.

If his jaw hadn't been attached to his head, it would have fallen off. He immediately felt his arousal spring to life as he looked upon the beauty before him.

It took several moments of blinking and deep breathing for the hanyou to compose himself properly.

Smirking, he leaped through the trees back to camp. 'Man, what she does to me…'

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Miroku looked up from his meditation next to the fire as Inuyasha approached, "How did it go? And why couldn't we both go? I don't know why you made me agree to stay behind."

Inuyasha stood with his arms crossed, "Feh! Because you always get caught monk! Hell, I was almost caught! I shouldn't have listened to your stupid ass in the first place."

Miroku waved his hand in a dismissing manner as he stood up, "Nonsense Inuyasha, it's always worth getting caught for a glimpse of Sango's glorious body. So what happened? Did the lovely Sango confess her undying love for me?" Smiling as he placed a hand on Inuyasha's shoulder.

Tired of dealing with this lecherous monk, and knowing how he would react, Inuyasha simply stated, "Yeah, she did."

Miroku's heart stopped, he was not prepared for that, "Are…are you serious?"

A clawed hand smacked the monk over the head, sending him face first into the grass, "Course not, you idiot!"

He chuckled at the now 'grounded' monk, 'She might not have confessed her love Miroku, but she sure has it bad for you. Now Kagome on the other hand….'

His thoughts were interrupted by the two females in question coming back to camp.

Watching them laughing and joking as they walked, Inuyasha couldn't help but be drawn in by Kagome's smile and cheerful face. He realized that he enjoyed seeing her happy more than anything.

They stopped laughing suddenly as they saw Miroku in what seemed like the 'sit' position on the ground.

Sango looked over to Inuyasha, "Why does Miroku look like he's been 'sat'?"

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Woohoo, another chapter up! By the way, the length of the chapters will vary quite a bit, depending if I'm on a really good stint or not.

And a special thanks to my beta reader on this chapter: Kasai to Kasumi

Thank you so much to my reviewers! Pocky for all of you! -Tosses out packs of Pocky-

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ayu-fan – Thanks for pointing out the lack of Kirara. I was getting to it! She's there, really, but just like Shippo, she will remain in the sidelines of this story.

C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only – I rated it as mature and posted it as mature because I've had stories deleted before due to some underage kid getting more than they bargained for, so to be safe, I make sure that it cannot be overlooked. And don't worry, we got some good stuff on the way.

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Ciao Bella!