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The door slammed. James and Sirius jumped on their friend.
'Remmie!'
'Oh Dear God! How much sugar/alcohol/coffee/anything else have you taken in my…'
He checked his watch.
'….half hour of absence?'
'None.' Said James
'We're BORED!' said Sirius.
'That's good' said Remus triumphantly 'because we're going out tonight!'
Sirius batted his eyelashes
'This is all so sudden….'
James narrowed his eyes.
'What's the catch? You never say things like that'
Remus looked sheepish.
'we'regoingwithlilyandherfriends'
'Excuse me? I thought you said the name Lily in that garbled nonsense?'
'I…uh…did?'
James ran around whooping. He ran into the kitchen. They could hear him cheering himself on.
'What were you thinking? Are you insane?' Sirius hissed
'What's wrong with her?'
Sirius rolled his eyes.
'There's nothing wrong with her. James on the other hand goes certifiably loony, pardon the expression Moony, and makes everybody want to hit him'
Remus sniggered.
'Wait till you meet her friends. One at least is an ex- boyfriend and the other looks like a con or someone who's got bored with the mindless violence of the S.A.S. and moved onto being a biker. And, jeez, wait till you see Lily….'
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There was a roar from outside. It was followed by what sounded like a motorbike backfiring. They ran to the window. It was. The boys ran back to their seats and tried to look casual.
There was a knock on the door a few minutes later. James opened it and saw….
Lily. She was wearing a green silk ankle length dress, slit down one leg. With it she wore black fishnets and heeled boots. Around her neck was twisted a choker of big green rocks. She had a lot of eyeliner on and her hair was loose. James' jaw dropped. Lily grinned.
'Not one of your better greetings'
She walked in, followed by her friends, who were dressed much the same as she was, Renee wearing black jeans and dark red, and Chris and Dylan dressed in black, slightly odd, clothes.
'Guys, come on you have to get ready!'
James and Remus looked down at their clothes, worriedly. They were wearing jeans and t-shirts.
'What's…what's wrong with this?
Lily sighed.
'This is London. I have a reputation to uphold.'
Sirius came out of his room.
'See. That's much more like it.'
Remus turned to look at him. He shook his head. Sirius was wearing leather trousers and a weird sister's concert t-shirt. Lily rolled her eyes.
'Sirius, Renee, give me a hand with these two morons'
Lily, Sirius and Renee disappeared into Sirius's room.
James turned to Dylan.
'So.' He squeaked. He cleared his throat. 'So…'
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Half an hour later they were finished. James wore low slung jeans with a leather belt that said 'TRUCKING' on the buckle. On top he wore a t-shirt that said
'What if the Hokey Kokey really is what it's all about?'
Sirius giggled every time he looked at him. James raised his eyebrows.
'What? It's a valid theory.'
Remus had been forced into a black t-shirt that read:
Discourage Inbreeding:
Burn the Forest of Dean
And the kind of headband ninjas wear in films. Also boots. Big, black boots.
Lily glanced at her watch,
'Shit guys! I have to be on in half an hour.'
They grabbed their stuff and ran down the three flights of stairs. A thought struck James.
'How are we going to get there?'
'S'okay, we'll give you a lift. The bouncer lets us park in his space.'
'Will we all fit in one car?'
Lily glanced oddly at him. An unsettling grin spread across her face.
'No. But we're not going by car.'
Remus cut in, sharply.
'How…how're we gonna get there?'
'We're gonna go by Harley.'
A hunted look came into Remus' eyes.
'We're…..We're gonna what?'