CSI: Miami: The Double Date
A/N: Just some random humorous fiction written by my brother and I whilst playing the CSI: Miami board game. (Buy it, it's fun!) Takes place around the time of the board game, so Yelina is still around.
One morning at the Miami-Date Crime Lab…
"Hi, Horatio!" said Wolfe in his typically geeky manner.
"He..llo…Mi..s..ter Wo..lfe…" Horatio said, pausing dramatically every few syllables.
"I was wondering," Wolfe said. "Do you want to go on a double date with me and the Reporter Lady?" (note from authors: That really is her name! It says:
Natalia Baldwin León
Reporter
On the all-knowing IMDB.)
"We…ll…su..re…Mi…s…ter…Wo…lfe." Horatio said, nodding and adjusting his sunglasses.
"YAY!" said Wolfe, skipping merrily down the hallway and straight into Calleigh, who gave him her patented "WTF I hate Wolfe, why won't he go away ™" death glare.
Lay-tare that veddy same day.
Horatio stood in front of the mirror. "Wh…o…sh…all…I…ta…ke…to…th…is…d…oub…le…da…te?" he wondered aloud, adjusting his sunglasses. He glanced around, then smiled. "Eur…e…ka!"
Zee next day.
"Oh, Horatio!" Wolfe said excitedly.
"He..ll..o…Mi…s…ter…Wo…lfe."
"Are you ready for our big double date!"
"Ye..s…I…a..m…in…fa…ct…Mi…s…ter…Wo…lfe."
"Woo! Who are you taking? Calleigh? Yelina?" Wolfe wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"It's…a…su…r…pr…i…se…Mi…s…ter…Wo…lfe…"
"Okay! See you later, Horatio!"
Zat Evenink. At zee date.
"Horatio! Over here!" Wolfe stood on his chair and spoke loudly, waving his arms all over the place.
"He…ll…o…" Horatio said, adjusting his sunglasses confidently.
"Hi, Horatio," said Reporter Lady.
"He…ll…o…pr…ett…y…Re…por…te…r…La…d…y." Horatio caressed his sunglasses lovingly.
"Who did you bring on your date?" Wolfe asked, glancing around?
"We…ll…no…bo…dy…is…as…won…d…er…f…ul…a…s…m…y…s…un…gl…a…ss…es, so…I…bro…u…gh…t…the…m."