Disclaimer: I don't own Charmed or any thing to do with it

Leo sat curled up with his wife on the sofa, waiting for Prue to come home from 415 with the pregnancy test for Piper to take.

"Are you still scared?" He asked.

"Petrified." She whispered into his neck. "I don't even want to think about what the elders might do to us if I am pregnant and now, if I'm not. If this is just a scare, a false alarm that they'll take you away from me because they feel it could be too much of a risk to let us stay together."

"And it wouldn't be a risk for them to have pissed off Charmed Ones?"

"Not like they haven't done it before."

"Just remind me to tell Prue how to spell her self up there. They might actually think twice then. Because I'm sure Prue could come up with some fittingly horrible way for the lot of them to die."

"Oh Prue wouldn't kill them. She'd take all their power and tutor them. But she'd never actually kill them. She might send them to purgatory for a few enteritis though."

Leo laughed and kissed his wife.

"Should I have a list of reasons not to piss off your sisters?"

"They're your sisters-in-law." She retorted. "You knew exactly what you were getting your self into before you married me."

"No. I was too blinded by your beauty to think about your sisters or your father when I married you. So I can't possibly be held responsible for them."

"What if it's supernatural? I'm just their sister. You're their white lighter."

"Then I have no chose in the matter unlike with you."

"What chose do you have with me?"

"This."

He leaned down enveloping her in his arms and kissed her warmly.

"Ewe!" Prue walked in to the room and quickly turned away. "Hi. Hello. Sister here about to gouge out her eyes."

"Prue." Leo said.

"Hey don't you look at me like that. I'm the one doing you a favor here. So before you get on with….. ewe ……… shall we see if we have a baby to worry about?" Prue produced a new pregnancy test. "So I can decide if I need to lock my self in the attic and plan for every possible demon attack under the sun and quit my job in the interests of protecting my niece?"

"Sweetie," Piper said. "If I'm pregnant you are not going to quit your job. Phoebe can do all demon hunting work because she lives it so much and we're still going to need your lovely pay packet."

"No. Prue will work on a way to kill the elders." Phoebe said entering the mannor down hearted. "And I have made a decision."

"Oh no." Prue said. "What that?"

"A, I am getting the tattoo and B, I'm not even going to bother sitting the exams because I don't want to waste my time." Phoebe said. "We as witches are going to go over to the dark side so we can use our powers to make money and tame this horrific world and get all the tiny little people to do our bidding and I include demons, warlocks and other evil scum in that statement hence Prue our darling big sister kill the elders, our best friends in the whole wide world."

"Have you been drinking?" Piper asked moving to her sister. "As in alcohol? Like from my club."

Phoebe collapsed on the sofa next to Leo giggling uncontrollably.

"Okay you," Pure pointed to Leo. "Keep an eye on her." She pointed to Phoebe. "Try to get something coherent out of her. And we missy." Prue took Piper's hand. "Are going to go do this test and find out for sure."

"Me," A demon shimmered in behind Prue and grabbed Piper and shimmed her away with a slight movement of his hand. "I've just kid napped your sister."

"Piper!" Phoebe screamed.

"Glad to see you're feeling better." The demon knocked Prue to the floor with a cruel smile. "The toxin I gave you worked a treat. My master will be pleased. its cousin should work well on your sister and her baby."

"Where have you taken Piper?" Leo demanded.

"Your wife will not be harmed white lighter or her child. You on the other hand will be at the mercy of your bosses and rumor has it their not in a particularly good mood today."

The demon shimmered out with out another word, leaving no trace of his presence.