Kaze- O.O OMG, I got so many reviews, and just for the first chapter too! You guys made me ultra-super happy:D
Genis- And now Kaze and I have finally finished the second chapter!
Kaze- But before it starts, it's time to answer all of my wonderful reviewers!
Sen-nen Chi Yasha- yes, Genis does seem to have the best job of them all, ne? That's cool! Haha, you're right, poor Kratos, Mithos, and Yuan...#laughs evilly#
StrawberryEggs- heh, I like you're name. Yes, each has their own unique parts, I tried to chose what would seem best for them (and what would be funniest! XP). Sorry about putting faces in the middle of the story, it just seemed like the best way to show their expressions. But I think I described it well in this chapter! #jumps up and down# Thanx so much for the suggestions for Scenes from a Hat! Thanks so much! I try and update when I can, there's just so much work at school...:( But I'm getting better at finishing my work faster, so maybe chapters'll come faster too!
Sofaspud23- YAY! YOU LUV IT! Ohhh, and I luv the scene you gave me... . Hehhehhehheh...
RLnaruhina- I plan on making this the best parody of Whose Line you'll ever read! ;)And I luved one scene in paticular that you gave me, "What Volt's REALLY saying." I laughed when I read that!
Genis- Hey, what if Kratos, Mithos, Zelos and Yuan here you?
Kaze- Don't worry, they're in a room faaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr away so they can't hear me talk about the scenes.
Genis- What if they escape and eavesdrop?
Kaze- #grin# Raine's watching the door.
Genis- Oh, okay.
Kaze- Back to answering reviews!
RoyalFanatic- Oh yeah, I guess they do have harps. XP I forgot. Don't worry, more chances to submit requests for Scenes from a Hat will happen!
Diana Artemis Irving- YAY! ANOTHER PERSON LUVS MY FIC! Haha, it was so fun writing about Zelos' hair, so fun, so fun...Uh, but I don't know if you wanna check everyday, maybe every week or so, 'cause I don't get a lot of time on my laptop all the time...sorry! But I try!
Emilin- Mwehehehehehe...
Chaney- Yeah, I just couldn't cut off Yuan's hair, it's just to cool... I was gonna use that parody of Finding Nemo in my other ToS fic, but I couldn't find a good place for it, so I put it in this one! ;; Oh, good suggestion...will I use it? Read on and find out...
Cherry-sama- OMG! YOU KILLED LLOYD! But not before I found out that he had a pink pillow...pink for crying out loud...haha, that's funny. Good thing Lloyd's not around right now...heh heh...But I'm so glad that you luv my story! Read on my friend, read on! Please?
Invader Tacos- LOL! YOUR JOKE IS HALARIOUS! Yuan got fat...#insert insane laught# Yes, this will be very freaky...hahaha! Yes, that was a funny part in the last chapter, ne?
Tai Aurion- Pwnz? Sorry, not familiar with that...but I'm glad you're looking forward to what's going to happen! The insaneness continues in this chapter! o.O Is insaneness a word? If it isn't, then I call it!
Genis- You're insane.
Kaze- Of course I am! I'm writing this aren't I?
Genis- #sigh#
Resolute Assassin- YAY! YOU LIKE IT! Yes, Kratos was moody right there...hahaha!
Kaze- O.O Wow, I think that's the longest time that I've ever had to spend on answering reviews! I'm so happy though, you guys made me so happy...#sniff#.
Genis- Well, since everybody else is gone, I'll do the disclaimer...KAZE OWNS NOTHING!
Kaze- Well that's nice...
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Skits of Symphonia - Skit 2
Whose Line is it Anyways!
"Hello everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! Starring...
'I'm going to destroy you all!'...Mithos Yggdrasill!
'My hair's on fire!'...Zelos Wilder!
'Yay, I'm not bald!'...Yuan -- um, and whatever his last name is!
And 'Look at my big feet!'...Kratos Aurion!" Lloyd announced as he walked down the stairs in the audience that the readers were in.
"And I'm you host, Lloyd Irving!" he shouted as he sat down on his swivel chair in front of the desk. "And yes this is Whose Line is it Anyway! The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are as pointless as Mithos' rants about destroying us all!" Mithos 'humphed' and looked away.
"Alright! Let's go ahead and start the show! The first game is Let's Make a Date! with Mithos, Yuan, Kratos and Zelos. What they're going to do is Mithos, Yuan, and Kratos are going to be bachelors on a dating show, and Zelos will ask them questions and guess who they are. Each 'bachelor has a card with different stuff written on it, and they have to act like that!" Kratos, Yuan and Mithos looked at their own card, making their own different disgusted face after reading it.
"Okay, when you hear the buzzard, start the skit!" Lloyd told the four 'actors.' As they put the stools where they would sit in place. A few seconds later, a loud buzzard was heard, and Zelos started the skit.
Zelos got into a weird position on his stool before starting to speak in a girly voice; "Hi and welcome to my dating show! I wonder which one of you guys I will like the most...?"
"Okay, Bachelor Number 1, I like going on long walks on beaches. What do you like to do?"
MITHOS: GETS SHOCKED EVERYTIME HE SAYS HE WANTS TO DESTROY SOMETHING
Mithos had an insane look on his face and was twitching as he said "Ohh, ohh, I like to go to places where I can destroy something!" His eye twitched frantically before a shock went through his body. Mithos yelped in surprise, and when the shock went away, his hair was a bit more frizzy then before.
Zelos stared at Mithos for a moment before regaining his composure and going on. "Okay, well, Bachelor Number 2, my favorite snack has to be chocolate, but what's your favorite snack?"
YUAN: FAST TALKING PERSON THAT HAS A SHORT INTENTION SPAN
Yuan looked at Zelos with wide eyes. "Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh, myfavoritesnackhastobe--Ohmygosh!Lookatthatpersonintheaudience, theperson's--Oh! Lookatthisguysweirdfrizzyhair!Looklooklooklooklook, it'ssofuntopoke, sofunsofun..." Yuan poked Mithos' hair while Mithos continued to twitch, looking a different direction every two seconds while muttering "Destroy, destroy--#BZZZZZTTTTTT#--eep!"
"Look!Itgotfrizzier!"
Zelos turned away from Yuan, and looked at Kratos. "Bachelor Number 3, if we went on a date, where would you take me?"
KRATOS: MUTE
Kratos looked at Zelos, and then pointed at Yuan, who was now pointing at Lloyd and talking about him, and Mithos, who was still twitching. After that, he put his hands inbetween the space between his and Yuan's stool, and made a motion as if to shove Yuan away. (for you readers, here's what Kratos is trying to say: "Away from THEM."
Zelos stared oddly at Kratos. "Ah...what?"
Kratos hopped up and down angrily in his seat before getting up and a few feet away to the right from the stools and then repeatedly pointed at the space inbetween him and Yuan and Mithos, and then at the said two.
Zelos continued to stare blankly at Kratos. "What place are you talking about?"
Kratos slapped his forehead and then stomped up to Yuan. "Lookatthat, looklook, he'swearingsomuchred, somuchsomuch--ack!Help!He'schokingmechokingmeahhhhh!" Kratos was stranggling Yuan, while Mithos continued to twitch and Zelos' eyes got big.
"You're gonna take me to kill Yuan!"
Kratos stared at Zelos.
Mithos' eyes were twitching again. "Destroy him! Destroy him!--#BZZZTTT!#--eep!"
Zelos looked at Mithos. "You should stop saying you're going to destroy something, or you're gonna get shocked again."
A buzzard was heard while Mithos got up and took the stool to the side of the set. "They don't know just how hard it is to twitch like that for so long...I might start twitching for real now..." he muttered while walking back to his seat. "And I was really getting shocked! How did that happen...?"
Behind the set, Genis was on the floor silently laughing uncontrollably. His kendama lay next to him, while Kaze stood next to him, rolling her eyes while shaking her head.
Zelos seemed to think for a moment (seemed being the key word. hahaha...) before saying, "Yuan, you should focus on things longer and stop talking so fast."
Lloyd pushed the button for the buzzard. "That's close enough."
No longer able to choke anything, Kratos sat on his stool looking at Zelos.
"...and...you're..uh...you can't talk?"
The buzzard was heard while Kratos got up while muttering "Finally..."
"YES! WHO'S GOOD AT THIS GAME? I AM!" Zelos cheered as he put up his own stool.
Lloyd picked up the cards with the skits on them while saying "Great game, you each get 1000 points, except for Yuan, 'cause he made fun of my outfit."
Yuan looked appalled. "I did not! All I said was that it was really red!"
"Whatever. The next game is...The Millionaire Show! This one is for everybody as well. Kratos, you're gonna be the contestant, who is only three questions away from 1 million gald! Yuan, you're gonna give him the questions, Mithos, you're going to person for the phone-a-friend link, and Zelos will be the person in the audience." Everybody went to their places, and then the buzzard was heard.
"Okay we're back with our contestant who is only away from ONE MILLION GALD!" Yuan anounced. "How are you feeling right now?"
"Excited! I'll be rich after this, not that I'm not right now...heh heh heh..."
"Okay, well, here's your next question!...What is the capital of the country 'Zzzzzpt?'
Is it...A) Bbbbpt? B) Ccccpt? C) Ddddpt? or D) Aaaapt?"
Kratos scrunched up his face in thought. "Uh, A is Aaapt, right?"
"No, it's Bbbbpt."
"So then B is Aaaapt?"
"No, Ccccpt."
"Okay, I'm going with A, Bbbbpt."
"Are you sure?"
Kratos looked frantic. "NO! I'm changing it to B!"
"Ccccpt?"
"No, Ddddpt!"
"So then you're final answer is C, Ddddpt?"
"YES!"
Yuan looked at the ground in dissapointment. "Argh, how could you chose C..."
"Argh..."
"I'm sorry to tell you this but...YOU GOT IT RIGHT!"
"WHAT!"
"YOU GOT IT RIGHT!"
"YES!"
"Alright, on to the next question!...What is the name of the grass in Symphonia?
Is it...A)kerpt, B) green grass, C) purple grass, or D) Yuan?"
"Yuan?"
"Is that your answer?"
"No! It could be purple...it always looked purple at times..." (or maybe his outfit made it look so purple...)
"So you've been alive 4,000 years and you don't know what the name of the grass is!"
"No..."
"How could you not know for Pete's sake!"
? "Whose 'Pete?'"
"Uh...I don't know..."
"I would like to call a friend for help!"
"Okay, who're you calling?"
"...my friend from college, Mithos!"
"Wow, what did he study in?"
"Nothing, I never said he went to college."
"...and you're calling him?"
"Yup!"
Riiiiinnngggg!
"What's up dude?"
"Yo Mithos, I need help."
"'n what?"
"I'm on Who Wants to be a Millionaire, and I need to know the answer to something."
"One million gald! Sweet! So what's the question dude?"
"What is the name of the grass in Symphonia? Is it...A) kerpt, B) green grass, C) purple grass, or D) Yuan?"
"Yuan?"
"Yeah, whatever, which one is it? Hurry!"
"Uh...I think it's either B or C, A is the name of the bush, and Yuan is a stupid name, so it's either B or C."
Yuan's twitched angrily while the last few seconds of the phone call ticked by.
"B or C? Ya sure?"
"Yeah whatever."
Click.
"Okay, I'm going with C."
"Purple grass?"
"No! B!"
"Final answer?"
"Yes!"
"...man...you were so close..." Kratos' eyes filled with fake tears as Yuan spoke. "...you...GOT THE QUESTION RIGHT!"
"YES!"
"Now...the last question...What is the answer to the last question?
Is it...A) AD, B) AC, C) BA, or D) CB?"
"Oh...so AC is A?"
"No, AC is B."
"So D is AD?"
"No, AD is A."
"You know what, I want the audience to help me on this one."
"Okay. Audience? What do you think this one is?"
A guy in pink with flaming red hair stood up. "This one has to be C man!"
"CB?"
"No, BA!"
"You sure?"
"No!"
"Okay!" Kratos answered before turning back to Yuan.
"Okay, I'm going with C."
"BA?"
"Yes!"
"...after coming all this way, you had to mess it up...right here...I can't believe it but...YOU WON ONE MILLION GALD!" Yuan shouted.
Kratos looked stunned. "REALLY!"
"YES DAMNIT YOU WON!"
Buuzzzz!
"Great show, Mithos gets 100 points to help him out since he didn't go to college!" Lloyd teased.
"Hey, I don't even know what college is!" Mithos retorted.
Yuan looked at Kratos. "And just what is college Kratos?"
"I dunno, I just heard Kaze talking about it once."
"Lotta help that does us."
"Okay okay, next game!" Lloyd hastily said so a fight could be avoided...for now. "The next game is...SCENES FROM A HAT!"
(now's when you get to see which I chose for this chapter, and which will be on the next one on Whose Line!)
"This game is once again for everybody, and what we're gonna do is randomly chose scenes that the audience gave Kaze before the show!" (I really did choose them randomly actually...)
"Kratos and Yuan on one side, and Mithos and Zelos on the other. Okay..." Lloyd's tongue stuck out slightly as he dug around the traditional hat. Suddenly feeling that-um-I guess 'special' one, he took out his hand and opened the piece of paper. As he quickly read through it, he got a weird look on his face before announcing what the paper said.
"Things you could say about Rheairds, but not about your girlfriend."
Zelos was the first one to walk to the center of the stage. He seemed to be petting something in front of him as he said "Yeah, she runs really smoothly, and I clean her every day!"
As Zelos walked off, Mithos went on.
"Oh, she's great, I ride her every day."
Lloyd was turning a bright red at all of this, so he quickly dug his hand into the hat again before finding another 'special' piece of paper.
"What the Devil Arms said to Presea."
Yuan walked up and said in a spooky voice. "Ohhhh Preseeeeaaaaa, we'll give you all the cookies you want..."
Behind stage, Presea tilted her head to the side.
Before Yuan had quite gotten off though, Zelos ran up and started to speak in the same spooky tone. "And we'll even get rid of that annoying brat with the silver hair..."
Behind stage, Genis went a bit red as his hand gripped his Kendama.
Kratos walked up and whispered. "But before even that we'll get the pervert..."
Lloyd saw sparks fly from Zelos (or maybe it was flames from his hair...), and got another piece of paper before anything could start.
"Worst people to be stranded on a deserted island with."
Kratos and Yuan looked at each other and grinned before walking over to Mithos and Zelos. They dragged the two over to the center of the stage, and stood a little bit away from them and pointed at them. Taking a hint, Zelos and Mithos pointed back vehemently. But as they stomped back to their spots, they all thought 'Mm...Raine wouldn't be to good either...'
"Okay, next one..." Lloyd dug around that hat. "Okay, got one..." Lloyd faked a cough that sounded more like a laugh before saying;
"What Volt's REALLY saying."
Mithos was the first to walk up to the center of the stage. "Gah you stupid mortals, bothering me, who do you think you are, oh sure you have summoner, but is that any reason to bother me during my favorite show? Argh, I guess I'll fight you to make a new vow..."
Zelos smirked as he walked up. "Oh, thank Martel, it's somebody besides that stupid Mithos, he's such an idiot...yes, yes, please a new vow for crying out loud..."
Lloyd wondered if that was really what Volt was saying as he felt for another paper. 'Maybe I'll ask Raine later...'
"Okay, last one..." Lloyd announced as he read the paper.
"What bosses do before the heroes battle them."
Kratos walked up with Yuan. He stood next to Yuan, and they both held up their hands as if holding cards in them. "So, you got any eights?" "Nope." "Okay...Go Fish." He said dramatically.
Zelos walked up next. He lay on the ground as if at a beach sun-tanning or something. "Maybe I, Mithos, can get a date before that battle..."
Mithos looked ready to cast Judgement, but Lloyd hurriedly buzzed the buzzard. Hey, this is rated K+ anyways, right? No major violence guys, sorry.
"Alright, alright, anyways, that's all the show right now! Now Kratos and Yuan will read the credits while standing on their heads!"
Kratos and Yuan stared at Lloyd. "What credits!"
Lloyd shrugged. "They are pretty short."
"And why do we have to stand on our heads!"
"I dunno, that's what the card says."
Kratos and Yuan stole a quick glance to the back of the stage. 'We're going to kill Kaze and Genis...'
"Okay, that's it for today's show and Happy late Thanksgiving!"
Kratos and Yuan quickly went on the ground and balanced on their head. "Oh, look, there's Kaze, she's that person that we've got to go and ki-" "And there's Genis Sage, the little gaki-" "And of course there's all of the reviewers!"
Brought to you buy--some girl's crazy imagination.
Kaze- Wow, my hands tired, I had to type this all in forty-five minutes, I don't get a lot of computer time.
Genis- Well, at least I helped.
Kaze- Uh, yeah, okay. Right.
#Kratos and Yuan loom overhead#
Kratos and Yuan- Why did you have to make us do that!
Kaze- O.O Uh, don't worry, it'll be Mithos and Zelos next time.
Kratos and Yuan- That's better.
Regal- I'm glad we're just cameramen.
Raine- Yeah.
Kaze- O.O Oh, I almost forgot! Well, I forgot last time, but that's beside the point. I forgot to ask everybody to put in suggestions for Hoedown and other stuff like that! So, in your reviews, if you'd be so kind as to put in suggestions for Hoedown and Greatest Hits and such, it'd make me so happy! More suggestions for Scenes from a Hat are still welcome too. But the next chapter isn't Whose Line! I'm sorry! It's something different! So here's a quick guide for the different stuff you'll see...
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Kaze's Quick Guide for SOS!
SK--this means that it's a skit that's a parody of a show, such as Whose Line!
RS--this means that it's a random skit, that could be about anything!
SS--this means that it's a special skit, and they'll be about holidays and special occasions!
And they'll all be in this format--
SK(number): (title)
RS(number): (title)
SS(number): (title)
Kaze- Thanks for reading! Review please! I live off of 'em! XD