Disclaimer: I do not, in any way, own any of the things in the world of Harry Potter. Although I would like to, I only own any un-recognisable characters that you may see during the following story..

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"Sirius, I'm serious! Give it back!" James' voice rang throughout the Gryffindor tower.

"But you're not Sirius, I am!" a small voice could be heard following it. Lily sighed and went back to her work with Elle and Gianne.

Up in the seventh year boys dormitory, were James and Sirius. James had finally gotten Lily's diary from Sirius and was currently sitting on his bed and clutching his side in pain.

"Well," Sirius managed to say through his gasping, "Are you going to read it or not?"

James looked at the book in his hand and back at Sirius. He shook his head. Sirius gaped.

"Why the bloody hell not!" he demanded, still a little bit short of breath.

"Because, if I read it now I'll want to say stuff to Evans. So, I figured, that I'll read it next week at Christmas when Evans is at her house, when no damage can be done." He groaned, and lay back on his bead.

Sirius muttered to himself in disgust and took the diary out of James' hands.

"Well, if you're not going to read it, I will." He said grumpily, opening the diary to the back.

Suddenly, tiny fireworks came out of the diary, bouncing off of the walls.

"Oh my god," Sirius read from the book, "Soon it's going to be Christmas, and I am so excited. No more stupid arrogant boys for me. Even though it's the last year of Hogwarts, I still can't wait for it to end. Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah, Aha! I found it mate, some stuff on James Potter!" he said to James, "Now we will know what the other species think of you!" James shook his head.

"Dude, I don't want to know, just give it back!" he demanded. Sirius shook his head.

"No! I want to know what Evans thinks of you. Ahem James Potter infuriates me. This morning I woke up to find myself in a sea of garden gnomes, and I know it was him. What's worse is that they started kissing me and saying stuff when I woke up. Then they started attacking Elle and Gianne for trying to save me! Dude, that was pretty awesome when you did that, I have to give you credit mate." Sirius chuckled, as he continued on, "But don't worry, I will get him back, when he least expects it. Gianne and I are planning something big. We would get Elle to help, but she really doesn't have the brain capacity for it. So now I'll leave you with these final words. For everything that James Potter has done to me, I will get him back, and hit him twice as hard than he could ever expect." Sirius sighed and closed the diary, giving it to James. "Dude, I think she has it out for you."

James just shook his head.

"Nah, you think?" he said sarcastically. James put the diary under his pillow. "Come on mate, we've got quidditch practise all tomorrow." He said, and they went to bed, Remus and Peter coming in a little later.

The next day, James and Sirius walked into the Great Hall, closely followed by Remus and Peter, and sat at the Gryffindor table. Sirius leant into James and whispered to him.

"So, you think she's realised that it's missing yet?" he asked. James looked confused.

"Missing what yet?" he asked, completely befuzzled (if that's even a real word). Sirius looked disgusted.

"MISSING THE FLIPPING DIARY YOU PRAT!" he bellowed into James's ear. James looked flobergasted (it's a funny word, the spelling thingy on my computer said that it should be flabbergasted, but I think that flobergasted sounds better).

"SHUT UP!" he yelled. "NO ONE'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WE HAVE A CERTAIN L.E.'S DIARY!" he continued, not at all worried that he was giving away the vital plot to a certain L.E. that was standing right behind him with her hands on her hips.

"Excuse me!" she demanded, "No yelling in the great hall! A Head Boy should know better than that, and it is my responsibility as Head Girl to remind you that!" (Just thought that I should have told you that they were both head boy and girl sooner or later). "And I think that you should know better than that to not go around reading Linda Egby's diary, she doesn't like you, and she's a lesbian, so leave her alone!" Sirius smirked.

"And how do you know that Egby's a lesbian?" he asked. Lilly rolled her eyes.

"Well," she started, "If Potter for once actually did a good job of stalking me, then he would know how I know that Linda's a lesbian!" she said matter-of-factly. Sirius looked disappointedly at James.

"Mate, couldn't you do a good job? I really wanna know how she knows that Egby's a lesbian!" he complained. "PLEASE tell me! And why do you think that it's Egby's diary?" he said suspiciously. Lily sighed.

"Well, there was that time in fifth year that I suspected it, coz she kept on finding excuses to feel me up, then there was that time in sixth that she said that she was a lesbian and started pashing me before I could pull away."

Sirius looked disgusted.

"Prongs! Why weren't you there!"

"And, as to your other question, all the other L.E's are either guys, wait a minute…" she said, looking at Sirius and James suspiciously before continuing.

"Okaay, so they're either guys, or really ugly girls, unlike me who is a stuck up snob and really really hot." She concluded, James nodding heavily at the last remark, before she walked off to join her friends at the other end of the table. James turned to Sirius.

"Dude, that was close." Sirius smiled.

"Come on, time for Quidditch!" he said, and raced James down to the Quidditch pitch.

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A/N. Hmmm…. What's going on? Lol ,not my favourite chapter, and you'll find out more about Linda Egby in my next chapter. Just a random spur of a moment thing I decided to put in while really bored at home. Please review and tell me what you think, good or bad, and enjoy reading the rest of the story.