2 hours later they pulled up at there destination. A field surrounded by trees oh and not forgetting more trees.
"Very nice!" Said Des sarcastically as he jumped off the bus
"Look at it from another point of view Des, it always seems better." Suggested Reg. Des did a hand stand and stood on his head.
"No not working" Said Des still on his head
"Not like that you turnip"
"Do I look like a turnip"
"Stood like that you do" Said Sheelagh pushing him over.
"Then you look like a strawberry" Said Des standing up batting the dust off himself.
"Has everyone got all their bags?" Shouted Patrick
"Yes" Replied Everyone
"I'm going to say bye to Patrick back in a second." Said Sheelagh running back on the bus. She said good bye and Patrick drove off, leaving loads of tipsy police officers stranded in a middle of a field in the middle of no where.
"Right settle down now please. Right second task is the tents." Explain Adam
"We have to put them up ourselves?" Gulped Honey
"Yes. You'll be sleeping in the tents in groups of four, two in each section of the tent. I've already made the pairs up. In tent 1 and team 1, is Phil and Ken with Sam and Eva." Continued Adam
"Yesss!" said Eva and Sam high fiving.
"In tent 2 and team 2 is June and Debbie with Tony and Jack" Adam carried on
"Hiya sir!" Smirked Debbie to Jack
"In team 3 and tent 3 is, Honey and Kerry with Gary and Cameron"
"Bring on the booze!" Roared Gary doing a funny dance
"I'd like to remind you there is to be no drinking on this trip"
"Great." Grunted Des
"In team 4 and tent 4 is, Marylin and Sheelagh with Reg and Des"
"Come on Reggie babe!" Cheered Des putting his arm round Reg's shoulder and leaning on him.
"In team 5 and tent 5 is, Gina and Jo with Me and Smifthy"
"Ain't you the lucky one!" Giggled Gary to Jo
"Shut it Gary!" Said Jo
"And finally in tent 6 and team 6 is, Gabriel and Neil with Leela and Amber"
"Why do I get stuck with that lot?" Amber whispered to Honey
"Is there anyone I've missed? No, right you have 1 hour to set up your tents. Good luck." Finished Adam. Everyone separated into there groups, some quickly, others wishing they'd stayed at home.
"Anyone good at putting tents up?" Asked Des waving a stick round like it was a light saver, this made the four of them laugh.
"It can't be that hard can it." Said Marylin surveying the parts
"Its like a map in it. Something always leads to something else whether that's a lot or not a lot." Began Reg. They were all extremely quiet. Sheelagh was very confused, so kept quiet. Des just hadn't bothered to listen as per usual.
"What ever you say Reg? Right I'm guessing them stick into that one which stands on them ones and then they go over the top." Said Des pointing all over the place
"Lets go for that then. Oh what about the stick in your hand?" Said Marylin noticing he'd missed it
"We figure that one out at the end." Said Des chucking it to the side. They built it just like Des suggested.
"I think we got a different tent to everyone else!" Laughed Sheelagh looking round
"What makes you say that?" Asked Reg standing up
"That fact that ours a different shape could be it" Des began to climb in to the tent.
"Nah its fine, look strong as.." Said Des. The tent clappsed on his head. "Opps!" The four of them burst out laughing.
"Need a bit of help." Smirked Neil laughing at them
"no were fine thanks, do we look like we need help?" Spat back Des still inside the clappsed tent
"Do you want me to answer that"
"What's that supposed to mean?" Neil walked off smirking.
"What's he so happy about? What kind of prick does he think I am to treat me like that?" Des said wound up.
"A very big one with a tent over your head!" Commented Sheelagh
"You starting on the tent monster?" Growled Des
"Yes I am!" Des began to chase Sheelagh around camp.
"Arrrr, anything but the tent monster"
"Tents gonna get you, tents gonna get you"
"Arrrrr" He reached her right at the top of the hill, and dived on her, they went rolling down the hill and they weren't stopping, they were speeding up. Sheelagh was now wrapped in the tent with Des.
"Arrr.. Rrr… rrr… rrr… rrr… rrr…" they screamed together split because they were spinning round
"I… don't ….think ….were…. Gonna…. Stop….arrr!" shouted Des
"Neither…do…I….arrrrr!" Screamed back Sheelagh. They got to the bottom of the hill and flew off the end straight into, SPLASH, a hot spring!
"Couldn't have picked a better place if id picked it myself!" Laughed Des happily splashing the water. Sheelagh ran out the pool throwing up.
"Don't do roller coasters!" Sheelagh said in between spewing
"Scardy cat! Is this water very brown or is it me?" Asked Des cupping the water in his hands
"Its brown! It smells like summat, or what is that smell?" thought Sheelagh still gagging a bit. Gary appeared at top of the hill.
"Are use's alright?" Asked Gary
"Yeah fine had a nice landing!" Des said indicating to what he was sat in
"It stinks of beer round here!" Gary stated as he went down the hill
"Its beer! I knew I recognised it!" Shouted Sheelagh before throwing up again. Des began to drink the water and they were right was the finest beer he'd ever tasted.
"Don't tell anyone!" Whispered Des to the two of them
"My gobs shut!" Said Sheelagh pretending to zip up her mouth
"Mine too!" Agreed Gary
"We betta get building this tent instead of wearing it, come on!" Said Des climbing out the pool. Des patted Sheelagh on the back as she spewed for the final time.
"You look like a goth you gone that white!" Laughed Des
"Thanks! That makes me feel a lot better, I'll be sick on you next and that's a promise!" Said Sheelagh covering her face with her hands.
"I'll hold you to that"
"You'll regret it"
"I'll hold you instead then"
"You wish! Come on lets do this tent thing, we'll copy someone else's"
"We could just nick theirs, are's is a bit wet anyway"
"I'm up for it if you've got a plan"
"I've got a plan alright! And it involves that spring!"