Author/Artist: jgal87 or landoffics Theme(s): #6, Soooo not funny! ; #5 Trickery Pairing: Tensai Pair, Oshitari/Fuji Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: No, I do not own Prince of Tennis Summary: Someone found a pregnancy kit in the trash can...
/What on earth was that/ was the first thought which entered Oshitari's mind when he caught sight of the abandoned pregnancy test kit laying among the various unwanted items in the trashcan of the bathroom.
A frown marred his features as he mentally searched his mind for any indications that might explain the sudden appearance of the kit, finding none, he'd decided to locate his room mate, cum lover, Fuji Syusuke. Somehow, he have a feeling that the latter might have the answer to /it/. Staring at the abandoned 'stick' for another second, he sighed and went in search of his boyfriend.
It didn't take long for him to locate Fuji, for the latter was sitting in the kitchen, eating ice-cream. As if sensing his presence, Fuji had turned towards him. Smiling mischieviously, as he greeted the latter.
"Aa... Yuushi, I take it as you'd seen /it?"
There's no doubt that the 'it' refers to the pregnancy kit, hence Oshitari was all the more convinced that Fuji had some idea on how /it/ had ended up in the trashcan of their bathroom when they barely had any ladies over. Forcing down his urge to growl, he stated calmly.
"Yes, I'd seen it... Would you like to explain or... do I have to force it out from you?" he added as an afterthought, knowing that Fuji will never owned up unless being forced.
Fuji appeared to be amused, there's a moment of silence, before Fuji answered slowly. "Saa... Yuushi, What if I told you I'm pregnant?"
Upon hearing Fuji's answer, Oshitari could felt his eyebrow twitching dangerously. Despite how advanced technology works these days, there's still impossible for a male to conceive as they are lacking in certain organs which will enable them to do so. Feeling a migrane acting up, Oshitari forced himself to remain cool as he pressed on.
"Fuji... don't try to be funny, you know as well as I do, there's no way /Men/ could be pregnant... despite how the technology might works these days..."
"Maa... I'm only joking, you don't have to get so work up..." Fuji smiled innocently.
Oshitari remained silent, not making any response. Fuji sighed, knowing that there's no way he'll be able to get any response out from Oshitari under this circumstances. He decided to answer Oshitari's query on the existence of the pregnancy kit in their household.
"Maa... Yuushi, that /thing/ belongs to my sister, Yumiko. She'd came over just a while ago, and had taken liberty to use our bathroom. She might have accidentally dump it in the trashcan on her way out... After all, she did inform me that she's pregnant..."
Oshitari took a moment to assess Fuji's words, before heaving a sigh of relief inwardly. For a moment, he'd almost taken Fuji's joke for the truth. After all, Fuji does have the tendency to do all sort of weird things that conned him into believing the impossible... Ironically, despite being a genius like his boyfriend, he would never be able to guess what Fuji Syusuke was thinking, unlike the latter.
Mentally, he wondered if his boyfriend has been taking lessons on trickery from the resident trickster from Rikaidai, Niou Masaharu. The sheer thought sends shivers up his spine, his boyfriend had been sadistic to begin with and if the latter had indeed been taking lessons from Niou... He shudders to think what he might be facing in future...
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date started: 27/08/05
date completed: 27/08/05
date revised: 07/09/05