Liah: ok so here's part three! I'm on a roll!

Tala: Do you really hate us this much?

Liah: -grins wickedly- I think it's VERY VERY funny

Kai: -growls again...-Yes, we already covered that fact...

Liah: So?

Kai: -growls louder- You're evil...

Liah: I try...

Porn Star – The Pictures

Kai continued smirking, which made Tala feel slightly faint.

"Why the hell aren't you answering?"

No answer. Just the same evil and menacing smirk.

"Hello?" Tala growled in frustration, suddenly Kai chuckled.

"I thought it would've been obvious"

"Do I look like I get it?" Tala pointed to his face, nearly poking himself in the eye. Kai raised an eyebrow and snorted.

"Well you always were dumb"

"HEY!" Kai shrugged in response then shifted in his chair to get more comfy.

"Well, I'm going to have to take yours, and you'll have to take mine" He chuckled at Tala's face; his jaw had dropped, his face – if possible - had paled and his eyes were wide.

"W-What?" He stuttered.

"You going all shy on me now?" Kai raised an eyebrow. Tala blushed a considerable amount before shaking his head.

"I can't believe I'm doing this" He whined while filling in the last box of the form, Kai had already finished now.

"So, you want you're picture doing now?" Tala gulped. "You'll have to have it done eventually..."

"Fine!" Tala snapped before standing up. Kai chuckled.

"Acting childish is going to get you anywhere... did you read the terms?" Tala growled.

"YES!" He growled.

"Then get yourself ready..." He smirked as the red head stomped off into their room, to fulfil the requirements of the picture. (AN: if you don't get what I mean, think... in the world of porn, apparently you need to be cough big cough when cough Erm... I hope you get me...)

Kai looked over at the door before unzipping his own pants and reaching into them, to find himself suddenly stopping. "How the hell am I supposed to do this...?" He growled. "I don't even have anyone to think about!"

"YOU THINK THIS IS EASY FOR ME!" Tala snapped from the bedroom after hearing Kai's comment. Kai snickered in response.

"I'm sure you'll be fine Tala! You do after all have all your porn material in there!" Kai snickered even louder as he heard a crash in the other room. Tala had probably gone to get it off his top shelf and fell onto the floor or something.

"How did you know I had porn!" Tala stomped back into the room, only in his boxers and black t-shirt from before then suddenly blushed. Kai raised an eyebrow.

"I found it when cleaning... seen as you never clean I took the liberty to do your side too" Tala blushed. "And I also noticed most of the magazines and videos were all of one guy... what's his name again?" Tala blushed the same colour of his hair yet again. "Oh yes I remember... Kuznetsoz (sp?) Bryan..." He smirked at Tala's blush.

"Wha... I don't know what you're talking about" A sly grin appeared on Kai's pale features.

"Really... then you wouldn't really know that he works at the exact same place were going for these jobs then?" Tala suddenly choked.

"He does?" He gasped, completely forgetting about Kai's teasing. Kai smirked and nodded.

"Oh yes..."

"I've got to get ready!" Tala suddenly ran into the room at the speed of light. Kai sweat dropped at his best friends antics. Now only if he could think of something to get him aroused...

Suddenly an idea popped into his head. He would think of someone, his ideal person, yes that was perfect. He pulled his trousers down to leave himself in just his boxers and t-shirt, then reached into his boxers to start the preparation for the picture.

----5 minutes later----

"KAI!"

"YES TALA!"

"I'm ready!" Kai snickered at the small whimper that came with Tala's last reply. He gripped the digital camera with his hands as he opened the door to the bedroom. He'd kept his boxers on for the time being, but it was quite painful to do so (AN: I wonder why...-)

"You sure?" Tala nodded, he was hidden under a blanket.

"What should I do?" He whispered. Kai bit his lip in thought.

"Lay on your side- yeah like that" Kai mentally cringed as he had to look at his best friend naked.

"Kai stop staring at me please...you're freaking me out dude..." Kai blushed and shook his head.

"Sorry..." He brought the camera up and took the picture.

"Right your turn..." Kai gulped and nodded as Tala pulled his boxers back on, he handed him the camera then sat on his bed, his legs spread in a very compromising position. "Do you mind!" Tala snapped as he opened his eyes to take the picture. Kai raised an eyebrow and snickered.

"Well, they do ask for a very sexy position... it's not my fault I'm more imaginative than you are..." Tala growled then took the picture, almost threw the digital device at his friend that stomped into the bathroom to take a cold shower.

Kai sighed then pulled his boxers back on, he walked over to his laptop and uploaded the pictures then printed them off on the special photo paper. Tala walked back out about 5 minutes later, wrapped in only a towel. Kai pointed to the picture he had left on the bed before walking into the bathroom to take a cold shower of his own.

Tala sighed as he dried off and got back into his clothes. He stared at the picture, blushing brightly before hastily shoving it in the envelope. 'Why the hell am I doing this?' he sighed to himself.

Kai walked back in minutes later wrapped in only a towel. Tala walked out of the room so he didn't have to see Kai naked, again... He shivered at the thought of it. Kai looked back at his picture and smirked. 'It's actually quite a good picture' He thought to himself before blushing and shaking his head. He pushed it in the envelope with the application form and sealed it.

"No turning back now" He whispered as he sat next to Tala in the kitchen; both holding the envelopes.

"No..."

"Let's get them sent off then..." Kai whispered before standing up to put on his shoes and coat. They left shortly after to go to a mailbox and send the mail back; this time with their application forms and picture.

Liah: Okay, that's part three, yey I got a longer chapter! Don't worry TyKa fans (and TaBr) they will find each other soon!

Tala: oh thank god something good is coming out of this!

Kai: -grins hentai at thought of Tyson-

Tala: Erm Kai?

Kai: -suddenly stops- What?

Tala: -indicates down-

Kai: -blushes and covers a certain part of his anatomy- Mention this to anyone and I'll kill you!

Liah: -snickers- Please review