To Mari, again. You pwn.
Within a drawer, identical to any other in the desk of junior reporter Rena Veliene for "Witch Weekly", a piece of parchment buried between others told a story never to be printed. As none of the articles hidden in said drawer had the authority to be printed.
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With the summer season rapidly approaching, the vast majority of us are in need of helpful hints pertaining to the upcoming season's trends. So, I took it upon myself to visit the home of Mrs. Pansy Parkinson Malfoy, 27, (though inside sources say she is approaching thirty) and retrieve information for all you dedicated readers.
The door of the manor home was promptly answered by Mrs. Malfoy herself, clad in head to toe bright blue (summer's color?). It appears that she and Mister Draco Malfoy, "27", will be going off on their fourth (fourth?) honeymoon this coming July, and graciously Mrs. Malfoy has invited us to her closet to observe as she informs us of what will be gracing the most fashionable this summer.
Our news team was lead to a room appearing to be that of a mimic of a designer's showroom. Perhaps it was a bit much to have hope of entering the couple's bedroom.
A trunk lay open on a sleek dragonhide chair in the corner and our hostess approaches it, apparently about to reveal the brand. But, she pauses, from what we can see a skirt lays at the bottom of said trunk, such a skirt can and was probably easily overlooked. She fingers it for a moment, her entire body shaking before she turns to us, and as politely as you please, informs us that we need to reschedule. As quick as anything we are ushered out of the Malfoy home.
What could this possibly mean? Analysis below.