Mickey wanted Mr. Toad to get a decent fancy hotel, but they were all booked. Toad was happy just to be at All-Star Music. That night, he stood in his bathroom getting dressed in a suit that looks identical to the one he always wore. Mickey and Cyril sat in the bedroom.

"Toad, they invited you to Pleasure Island!" Mickey said to him through the closed bathroom door. "They serve alcohol there!"

"So?" came Toad's voice.

"If I know those ghosts, they have some sort of plot revolving around you! It's the only reason they bothered to save you earlier, and they're probably planning on getting you drunk!"

"My dear Mickey, J. Thaddius Toad never gets drunk!"

"I'm not sure...they can be very persuasive."

"Hey!" said Cyril. "I'm trying to watch Toon Disney! It's a lot better than the garbage they show on the regular Disney Channel! They show 'The Jungle Book 2' instead of 'The Jungle Book!' Where's the justice?"

Toad stepped out. "Well, I'm ready to go. How do I look?"

"Like you always do," admitted Mickey.

"Wonderful! Well, I'm off!" Toad hopped out the door.

"How come he isn't getting mobbed?" asked Cyril.

"I had to tell everyone that he's at a different hotel. I feel bad for the people at the Swan and Dolphin, though."

"Well, being trapped in a hotel by mad fans will teach them something. What they'll learn, I don't know..."

Mr. Toad and the ghosts sat in a small bar at Pleasure Island. "So, why do they call it Pleasure Island?" ranted Toad. "Who wants to go to a place where kids turn into donkeys? Bad marketing, that's what it is!"

"So, Toad, feeling a little tipsy?" asked Ezra.

"Not in the least! But I think I'll buy myself another drink all the same."

"And so it starts..." whispered Phineas.

"Here, have one of mine," said Gus, tossing Toad a drink.

Ezra finally cut to the chase. "So, how did you feel about Pooh's ride?"

"It was great fun! Not much like my old Toad Hall, but just as crazy!"

"So...you liked it?" said a stunned Ezra.

"Yes!"

"Darn. Uh...it's still kind of sad, you know. Look at Fantasyland in California. It had a great rehab that wasn't bad at all...but it cost you the Chicken of Sea restaurant."

"Look at what happened to the Tiki Birds..." continued Phineas.

"Can't forget Journey Into Imagination," added Gus.

"And now Toad Hall's gone..." sighed Ezra. He tossed Toad another drink. "Feel drunk yet?"

"A bit..."

Soft music began to play. "Yep, it really tears me up inside..." smiled Ezra.

(Sung to the tune of "A Guy Like You")

Ezra: Disney, our home theme park

Is glowing this evening
True, it's caused by Illuminations
But still, there's black light
Somewhere out there in the states
A sad little heart waits
For a guy who will make his
Favorite dark ride right...

A guy like you
They do need one, Toad
A guy like you
You'd have a new fan everyday
You truly can
Make a ride fun, Toad
Could there be two?

Phineas and Gus: Like you?
All Three: No way!
Ezra: Those other rides

That this park features
All look the same
From ev'ry boring point of view
We need Toad Hall

And weasel creatures

All Three: When in a car

We need a star:

A guy like you
Phineas: A guy like you

Is true and classic
Your cardboard figures

Have a certain Disney feel
(Ezra: You're aces, kid)
Gus: Ride it once

And it's fantastic
All Three: Want something hot?
Ezra: You've got
All Three: Appeal
Gus: We all have seen

Expensive coasters
Phineas: But then we crave a meal

More nourishing to chew
Ezra: Listen to us

The crazy ghosts, or
All Three: At times like this

They're gonna miss

A guy like you!Gus: Call me a hopeless nostalgic

But Toad, I can feel it
Phineas: They need you so

Any moment, they'll walk through that door

All Three: For...

Ezra: A guy so grand
(Phineas and Gus: It's really great

Your ride is smashing)

Ezra: At least, what we've heard
(Phineas and Gus: What's not to hate

With cars nearly crashing)

Ezra: In all the land
Who should command?
Why, you-know-who!

(Phineas and Gus: It's not too late

We'll help out you-know who)
Ezra: And speeding Toad
Phineas and Gus: Is always absurd


All Three: When they want classic stuff

They'll never get enough
There's just one thing to do
Go save Winnie the Pooh

On that line, Toad got into a bus and drove back to the hotel to get a good night's sleep before tomorrow's big day pf "saving" his ride. The ghosts walked laughing into the bar and had a victory round of drinks.


All Three: They really need a guy

Like you!

(Ezra: And after all,
You'll save them from a fall
So they've gotta love
A guy like you!)