At 11 o'clock, over 130 pints had been consumed between all of them, three people were unconscious on the floor, one being Debbie, the other two Gary and Cameron, four people were suffering bad backs due to smacking it on the floor trying to do a flip, and the rest were extremely drunk. Mr Tracy watched on in disgrace, giving dirty looks to whom ever made eye contact with him.
"I know" Slurred Smithy "Lets play…chinese whispers"
"Yeah" Cheered Sam sitting down on the floor next to Sheelagh and Eva to start forming a circle.
"I'll start" Said Gina "You ready"
She whispered into Gary's ear, stopping to laugh every so often. Gary listened carefully then passed it on to honey. This carried on all the way round till it ended with Ken.
"Reg has hairy teeth and eats soap!" Laughed Ken loudly.
"What? I definitely didn't send that" Laughed Gina falling back on the floor.
"Ok, lets go again" Cheered Honey
"I'm starting this time" Said Amber, beginning to whisper into Junes ear. Once again it passed all the way round the circle and ended at Honey.
"Phil loves eating polar bears and bakes Eskimos still in their igloo's" Shouted Honey. Every laughed espically Phil. The game continued for about a hour as people slowly dropped off to bed. Till it was just Des, Ken, Smithy and Gabriel.
"I know what we should do" Slurred Gabriel followed by a evil laugh
"What?" Answered Ken looking a bit scared about the laugh
"Lets go on the north side of the building and see what he's hiding." Whispered Gabriel, laughing evily again.
"Yeah" Cheered Des. "But you can stop the laughing"
"Yeah, it gives me the creeps" Agreed Smithy finishing his beer. They staggered out of the bar room into the hall. Making there way up to the door that said north wing.
"I think its this way" Said Des shoving the door open and breaking the lock. "Opps" Des stood there with the door in his hand not attached to the hinges.
"Suites you Des" Laughed Ken, Des modelled the door a bit whilst the others laughed.
"Come on, lets go" Laughed Gabriel pushing his way past Des and his door. Leaving Des splatted against the wall hugging the door.
"I don't think Sheelagh will be to happy if she saw you doing that" Commented Smithy. Following Ken who was following Gabriel.
"What you know about us?" Asked Des shocked propping the door up against the wall and following them.
"Yeah, there's so much tension there. How long you got left till she will let you…you know?" Whispered Smithy making sure Gabriel didn't here in front of them.
"She doesn't want to cheat on her husband, so she is telling him the day we go home" Smiled Des keeping his voice low as well.
"Good on you mate, she very nice" Said Smithy
"And if you don't want her I will" Agreed Ken
"Nah, she's mine AND I LOVE HER" Des said shouting the last bit. It echoed around the small room they found there self.
"Keep your voice down or we'll get caught" Warned Gabriel, he opened his phone to use it as a tourch and saw that the room was covered in doors.
"Its Des's version of heaven" Laughed Smithy referring back to the incident at the entrance.
"Which one we going in?" Asked Ken.
"This one" Said Gabriel "This is the right one I can tell"
"How?" Laughed Ken confused to how certain he was.
"Well look, that is the only door with out any dust on the handle, so that's the one that's used most" Explained Gabriel opening it.
"Your too good at this breaking in thing, it scares me" Said Ken stepping back behind Des. Gabriel blanked the comment and just wondered into the room.
"Wow" Said Des as he stepped in after smithy "This is weird"
"Your telling me" Smithy replied
"I want me mum" Cried Ken. The room was just filled with mirrors. BANG!
"Owww" Moaned Gabriel"my nose" The other three just laughed at him Smithy falling to the floor and dragging down des with him who dragged down Ken.
"Get up you muppets" Said Gabriel rubbing his face.
"We can't" Laughed Smithy
"Why?" Gabriel asked
"it's a symptom of being pissed" Laughed Smithy finally managing to stand up with the help of Des's head and Gabriel's arm.
"My turn" Laughed Des. After much wobbling and failed attempts Des was stood up next to Smithy
"My turn" Laughed Ken. He tried and tried but he couldn't get up.
"Right I'll get on that side of him and you get on this side" Said Des stepping on Ken to get to the other side of him.
"Oww" Moaned Ken with a slight giggle.
"Sorry mate, didn't see you there" Laughed Des. He got hold of his arm and Smithy grabbed onto the other. "On my count"
"Ok" Said Smithy Giggling. Gabriel just watched them looking like he was embarrassed and annoyed.
"One-two-three" Said Des. They pulled him up and got him steady on his feet.
"That's better" Said Ken looking round happily.
"Can we go now?" Said Gabriel setting off the opposite way he had turned before.
"Yeah, lead the way" Cheered Smithy. They set off again slowly making there way through the mirror maze.
"I've never seen so many Des's before" Said Des
"I know, its like my nightmares" Laughed Smithy.
"You dream about me?" Said Des pretending to flirt
"All the time" Said Smithy flirting as well.
"Shut up, I can hear something" Spat Gabriel. They stopped still all banging into the person in front of them.
"Why we stopped?" Said Ken still trying to walk forward constantly bumping into Smithy.
"Shhh" Said Gabriel, Ken finally stood still much to the relief of Smithy
"What you hear?" Asked Des still posing in the mirrors.
"Talking, listen" Said Gabriel putting his ear up against the wall.
"Their not loud enough, wait a moment." Gabriel dipped into his pocket and pulled out what look like a doctors stephascope but a lot smaller with only one ear.
"What you got that for?" Asked Smithy shocked
"You never know when you'll need to listen to a private conversation. Gabriel put the stephascope up against the wall and all of a sudden voices, as clear as if they were stood there, were coming out of it.
"I want the rest of them" Said one voice which they recognised as Mr Tracy
"I'm trying, but its hard, there's so many of them" said a second voice they recognised as the bar tender.
"Well your obviously not trying hard enough are you" Shouted Mr Tracy
"With all your respect boss they are police officers"
"I don't care what they are"
"Give me tonight and I will have them all"
"Ok, but you better do"
There was a crash and a bang and the door was being unlocked.
"Quick run" Shouted Gabriel. They ran back out of the maze and out through the broken door into the hall.
"Quick in here" Said Smithy opening a little cupboard. They all forced themselves in and shut the door.
"Your stood on my foot"
"Sorry" Des moved his foot off Smithys
"Now your stood on mine" Said Gabriel spitting as he spoke in Des's face.
"Say it don't spray it" Said Des managing to move his arm to wipe his face
"You starting" Said Gabriel
"No, now shut up" Said Des
"Yes you are" Stormed Gabriel. Gabriel punched Des in the stomach. So Des punched him back. Seeing what had happened Smithy punched Gabriel in the back. Then Ken slapped Gabriel on the back of the head. They carried on all hitting Gabriel and he hit them all back. They fell out of the cupboard because there was to much movement and were all fighting in the hall.
"WOT IS GOING ON?" Shouted Gina. They all stopped and looked up at Gina, Sheelagh, Sam and Ramani stood there in there pj's and dressing gowns.
"A slight misunderstanding that's all" Smiled Gabriel lieing. They all still had each other in headlocks and fists in each others faces.
"Well get to bed then seen as it been resolved" Ordered Gina. They reluctantly pulled apart and walked up to bed together, Des grabbing Sheelagh's hand.
"What was all that about?" Asked Sheelagh once Gabriel had left into his room.
"I don't know" Said Des
"Well it was clearly something, that was one hell of a fight" Laughed Ramani
"I stood on his foot" Said Des
"Why?" Asked Sam laughing
"Cause he was stood on mine" Explained Smithy
"What were you doing in that cupboard?" Asked Gina amused
"Hiding" Said Ken
"What from?" Asked Sheelagh
"Mr Tracy and the bar tender" Ken continued
"Why?" Said Ramani concerned
"We went into the north wing" Laughed Smithy
"No wonder you were hiding, he said we couldn't go in there" Said Sheelagh looking a bit scared
"What was in there?" Asked Sam curious.
"Mirrors and doors and them" Explained Des
"Did they see you?" Asked Gina
"No, but we heard them talking and they were collecting something to do with us" Explained Smithy looking a bit confused "have you lost anything?" He continued
"Yeah actually I have" Said Ramani
"Me too"
"Me three"
"I haven't" finished Gina
"What?" Asked Ken
"Some underwear" Said Sam
"So did I" Said Sheelagh shocked.
"Did you?"
"Yeah" Said Ramani looking extremely concerned.
"Oh my god, there collecting our underwear" Screamed Sam "I'm gonna kill them, where are they, the perves?" Sam was really wound up.
"Calm down, we gonna get them, but not like that" Stated Gina
"How then?" Said Ken
"We need a clever plan" Said Des
"That counts you out then Des" Laughed Sheelagh. Des smiled at Sheelagh who stuck her tongue out at him.
"I know what to do?" Said Smithy "Right listen in"