The next morning, the ghosts were all walking down Fantasyland. "So, did you get a load of that Corpse Bride?" asked Ezra. "Hubba hubba! I wish she was a Disney character."
"It's a shame that while that hot piece of body goes off with Burton, we get stuck with a big-headed not traditional animation chicken!" agreed Phineas.
They all stopped and saw Toad and Cyril helping/shoving out Winnie the Pooh and his friends. "Really, Pooh," said Toad, "we'll just make one or two changes! That's it! Completely minimal! We'll have a smashing new range of park goers of all ages entering your delightfully wonderful woods and getting a surreal experience that may be interpreted in many ways!"
"I'm not sure what you just said."
Cyril threw the last animal to the streets. "Oh, just get out! It'll be a whole new world when you get back!"
"Oh, d-d-dear!" said Piglet. The animals all started sadly walking down to Splash Mountain. Surely those animals would let them stay. Suddenly, they were spotted by a few little girls. A mob formed and closed in on the poor characters.
"Oh, bother..."
The mob scene that followed would be forever known as the "Massacre of fluff and stuff." A few animal limbs broke off but were soon repaired. Eventually, the animals were safely taken to Splash Mountain. As they floated threw in their logs, they were spotted by Brer Fox and Brer Bear.
"Will you look at those critters!" gasped Brer Fox.
"Yeah, I..."
"They look so big! And so Fat!"
"But they might..."
"That beat looks positively STUFFED!"
"I think he's..."
"Of course, to cook 'em, we gotta catch 'em."
"Couldn't we just..."
"Yes, I think I will go after them! Set the traps!"
"Uh...okay." The two wily creatures lumbered into the woods.
Brer Rabbit welcomed the Hundred Acre Woods animals to the mountain. Tigger was the most interested. "I'll bet this place is just crawlin' with scary creatures! Got any jagulars?"
"Nope, none that I've ever seen," admitted Brer Rabbit.
"Well, what about some Heffulumps or Woozles?"
"We have weasels that pop up now and then. What you really have to look out for is Brer Fox and Brer Bear! They're always trying to eat us!"
"But that's cannibibblism! Neat."
Piglet, on the other hand, was ready to faint. Not only because of the fact that he knew those animals were out there, but because they were standing right behind them!
"We got you know, and we're gonna roast you!" growled Brer Fox.
"Roast us if you like, but whatever you do, don't fling us in that briar patch!" said Brer Rabbit, a bit too calmly.
"Look, let's just knock their heads clean off," suggested Brer Bear.
"Wait," said Brer Fox getting suspicions, "I think he's tried this one before..." the two of them sat on a log to think. "Was it when he wanted to run away? No, that was when he said he was scaring crows...was it when he had a
laughing place?' No, that ended with bees...I know! It was with the Tar Baby!"
"Yeah, an' he..."
"It turned out he lived in a briar patch! Let's go back and get him and NOT throw him in!" Both of them turned around to realize all too late that their log was going over the falls. The other animals watched as they plunged into the briar patch. Instantly, the Splash Mountain critters began to party.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Zip-a-dee-ay
It's a time for celebrating today...
"We always do this when those two get tricked," explained Brer Rabbit. But Pooh wasn't very happy. "I do hope we can go home soon..."
This plot used to go a bit differently. Toad was actually going to be apaulled at how Pooh "ruined" his ride, but thinking back to it, it seemed like a ride Toad would like. Making him enjoy it from the start gave me a chance to include the hitchhiking ghosts and my second parody of "A Guy Like You." The first was an used version of the song for the characters Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy in a different story that I never posted.
(Sample lyrics: Behind your back/The kids all snicker/But they are jealous of your wit and charm, it's true/And though you've shaped/Like a stick figure/No question of/She's gotta love/A guy like you!)