Sorry its took me so long and once again sorry to all the neil fans. I don't mean to make him horrible but as you know in my stories i like a baddie and in this one Neil just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. please don't hold this against me. hope you like it and thanks for all the reveiws. please keep them coming cause i love critsisem on my stories it helps me to write better. enjoy!
The next morning they woke and went to breakfast as normal making sure everyone knew what they were doing but much to there annoyance they were called into the hall.
"Quiet down please" Ordered Mr Tracy. They all fell silent even though most of them were already as they were suffering from hangovers. "Last night, someone within your party vandalised this hotel"
"What? Where?" Asked Reg shocked
"The door was broken to the north wing, which also make me believe that some has trespassed into a place they shouldn't have gone." Mr Tracy explained "So seen as you have broken the rules I'm afraid you'll have to leave"
"What?" Moaned Debbie "But its still pissing it down"
"That is not my problem, your bags are packed and already waiting outside" Mr Tracy finished and walked out of the room.
"Great, we've been chucked out" Laughed Tony
"That's a first" Laughed June
"Come on then" Said Adam
"I want my bra back first" Sulked Sam
"Yeah and I want Sheelagh's back" Smiled Des.
"Cheeky!" Laughed Sheelagh
"Lets just go and get them then" Said Gina.
"Where from?" Asked Honey
"Obviously there hiding them in one of them rooms" Said Gabriel
"Ok, guess were gonna vandalise it again then" Laughed June.
"Care to do the honours Des" Smithy said Smiling.
"Love to" Said Des. Once again he rattled the door and it fell of the hinges. "I got a skill there ain't I" He propped the door up against the wall and went in. Once everyone was in he held Sheelagh's hand again.
"Which door is it?" Asked Gary looking round
"Gabriel?" Asked Ken knowing that he's know
"This one" Said Gabriel as if he always came there but everyone knew he didn't. He opened a door and it led them into a large room covered in plastic wallets stuck to the walls.
"Oh my god! What are these?" Asked Jo looking inside one.
"That's me" She shouted looking at one two spaces up.She pulled it off the wall and looked inside.
"What's in there?" Asked Eva.
"There's a picture of me a sleep, my bra and knickers I lost and a piece of my hair" Explained Jo routing inside it.
"That ones mine" Said June pulling it off the wall. "He's got my hair brush as well"
"There's mine" Said Sheelagh pointing near the roof. She jumped up but couldn't get high enough "I can't reach it"
"Here you go" Des passed it her looking at the picture of her as he did.
"I'm going out here with Sam" Said Sheelagh walking back into the hall with Sam.
"There's a pair of my socks in here. He's a nutter!" Giggled Sam
"What does he want your swetty socks for?" Laughed Ken
"There not swetty, look you can smell them if you want" Offered Sam pushing them playfully under Kens nose.
"NOOOOOOOOO" Ken pretended coughing falling to the floor. "To…. smelly, need…. oxygen". They laughed pulling him back up.
"Guess what he got of mine?" Laughed Eva coming out behind them.
"What?" Said Ken Patting dirt off his shirt.
"My shoe" She laughed
"What just a shoe, not a pair" Laughed Sam.
"Nope…" Eva began but was interrupted by a small squeak from Sheelagh.
"Oh my god" Sheelagh said "Look I said I couldn't find my perfume" She said pulling it out. Her knickers accidently attached over it.
"Nice" Smiled Neil grabbing them. He held them up to see them properly. "I love a girl in a thong"
"Give them me back now" Said Sheelagh embarrassed and annoyed, she grabbed for the knickers but Neil moved them and she ended up slapping him in the face.
"You deserved that" Said Sam noticing what was happening.
"Give them me back Neil" Said Sheelagh jumping for them again and pulled them off him and stuffing them back in the bag.
"you're very violent aren't you? Do you go around slapping everyone like that?" Neil Laughed upsetting Sheelagh even though he could hardly open his eye. Every one was now watching as he carried on winding her up.
"That was a accident and you know it was" Sheelagh said a tear forming in her eye cause she was so embarrassed.
"Awwww, are you getting upset?" Said Neil sarcastically. Sheelagh turned round to Des who had just come out for help. "That's it go running to Des like you always do"
"Just shut up Neil, your not amusing anyone" Said Kerry.
"Yes I am, I'm amusing me" Explained Neil just before walking out. Sheelagh sank her face into Des's chest to hide the tears that streamed down her face.
"I'm gonna kill him" Said Sam storming out with Eva as well knocking Adam over at the door as she came in.
"Good news" Smiled Adam unaware of the situation that had just happened. Everyone remained quiet.
"Yeah" Said Gabriel tired of the silence
"I've just rang a coach, they are going to pick us up from the camp site tonight at 12 o'clock." Adam explained
"That's great" Smiled Debbie trying to divert the attention away from Sheelagh. Des smiled at her to say thank you.
"We're still gonna get drenched in the mean time though" Said Cameron following Debbie's lead.
"God help what the tents will look like?" Laughed Honey
"Oh my god I forgot about that" Said Leela grimacing at the thought.
"Our's was bad enough in the first place anyway" Laughed Amber. They heard a screaming from out side and went out to find that Sam and Eva had tied Neil up in a straight jacket and attached him to a heavy piece of log that he was dragging along with him.
"Lets go then" Smiled June laughing at how he was struggling.
"Wait there's one thing missing" Smiled Debbie. She dived into her bag pulling out her make-up. Then pushing Neil to the floor with the help of Sam and Eva she drew a clowns face on him with it.
"That's better" Laughed Sheelagh.
"You look lovely Neil, you should wear make up more often" Laughed Tony. They all set off quite quickly picking up there bags. Neil struggled slowly behind them as they circled through the forest trying to stay as much under the shelter of the trees as possible.
They were half way back when Smithy fell face first in a puddle.
"it's the same bleeding puddle again" Laughed Smithy wiping the mud out of his eyes. Everyone just laughed.
"I think you want to be a fish" Laughed Phil kicking some water at him.
"He couldn't be a fish" Said Amber
"Why couldn't I?" Asked Smithy pretending to splash like a fish with fins wetting everyone with the muddy water.
"Yeah I agree, he's more a beach whale" Laughed Ken helping Phil kick the water.
"Ha Ha, very funny" Said Smithy getting up. "I am the mud monster!" He laughed chasing Honey with his muddy hands.
"Touch me, and I swear" Screamed Honey running away. Honey ran behind a tree to hide and Smithy followed her. Everyone laughed and walked up to where they had turned off waiting for them to come back out. When suddenly there was a almighty crash and screams (mostly from Smithy.
"What we gonna do, what we gonna do" Repeated Smithy pulling and tugging at the net they were suspended by in the trees.
"it's a trap, we gotta stay calm" Said honey shouted trying to get Smithy to stop screaming.
"I don't wanna die, I'm to young…" Smithy continued screaming every so often
"Smithy, calm down" Honey shouted louder
"Tell my mum I love her, and…..Arrrrrrrrhhhhh" Smithy continued getting more and more worked up.
"Smithy, I'm so sorry about this" Shouted Honey grabbing hold of Smithy to face her.
"Arrrrhhh…Sorry about what?….arrrr" Smithy continued even more worked up and now even more confused.
"This" Finished Honey slapping him across the face. Smithy shut up and calmed down finally sitting still in the net.
"Thank you" Smithy breathed in a sigh of relief. By now the rest of them had found where they were trapped in the net in the trees looking up at them laughing.
"How you get up there?" Shouted Gary looking round for a clue.
"It was just lay on the floor and when we stepped on it it flew us up here" explained Honey
"I can see the camp" Laughed Smithy who seemed to be in a world of his own.
"Yeah, well that's all your gonna do if we don't manage to get you down" Smiled Jack looking at where the ropes were attached to the trees.
"Jack I think its that one" pointed June pointing to one of the ropes.
"What makes you say that?" Asked Jack looking at all the other hundreds of ropes to see what made that one stand out.
"The sign underneath that says 'detach here' " Explained June trying not to laugh
"Oh, yeah…that could give it away a bit" Laughed Jack "should I pull it?"
"Yeah, there's no other way of knowing what it will do" Said Debbie standing in between Jack and June near the ropes.
"Here goes" Jack pulled the rope and thwush! Two more nets went flying up to the sky containing more of them.
"Opps" Said Debbie turning round and looking at the disapproving faces that were now stuck in the nets with smithy and honey. "I'm glad I moved now" Debbie looked round to see who was still remaining on the ground. It was her, Jack, June, Cameron, Marylin and Jo. The screams she could here above reassured her that the rest of them hadn't just ran off.
"pull the right one this time jack. It looks a bit cramped up there and I don't want to join them" Laughed Jo pointing up at them and making a L with her fingers and putting it to her head.
"Just wait till your up here" Said Gary doing it back at her. Even though he was upside down and it looked like a seven.
"Which one do I pull though?" Asked Jack looking at them all.
"That one there" Shouted down Gabriel pushing Gary out of the way.
"Why didn't you just ask him in the first place?" Said Marylin blowing kisses to Reg who blushed.
"This one" Said Jack grabbing hold of another rope
"Yes" Said Gabriel.
"You said so" Said Jack. He pulled the rope and thud! Everyone lay on the floor in a heap groaning.
"Everyone alright" Asked Jo looking at the mud covered people
"No, I think I've broke my arm" Groaned Sam pulling her self out from under Neil who just struggled to get up cause he couldn't use his arms.
"It can't be that bad, lets have a look you drama queen" Said Phil spinning round to look. Sam held out her arm and it was seriously dis-shaped and looked like it had more than just one elbow.
"It really hurts though" Repeated Sam flopping her arm all over the place.
"Maybe your not being a drama queen" Said Phil putting his arm round her and holding her arm still. "lets take a proper look at that"
After Sheelagh bandaged Sam's arm as best as she could having to have cracked it back into place in two places and then keeping it straight with a stick. Phil was now suffering a black eye and a busted nose as well as each time Sheelagh had cracked Sam's arm back she had flung out the other hitting Phil both times in the face. They began walking back everybody not even bothered any more about if they got wet or not. Phil was helping Sam climb over the trees and rocks as she struggled keeping her balance whilst Gabriel was helping Neil to lose his balance whilst he climbed over them much to the amusement of everyone else. By the time they reached camp it was half past six (because of the few 'short' cuts they had took that Smithy had seen when he was in the air) and they were all drenched and covered in mud, especially Neil who was still wobbling round like mister blobbey.
"I don't know who looks worst us or the tents" Laughed Gina giving a slight knock at one of them causing it to clasp to the ground.
"I'm glad we went looking for that hotel" Agreed Jo routing through the food box."I'm starving anybody fancy a bacon buttie?" She pulled out a bundle of packets of bacon looking at them concerned.
"Are they still in date?" Asked June also looking at one.
"Well we'll find out after we've eaten won't we" Laughed Eva beginning to start a fire under the shelter of the tree with the help of Sheelagh.
"I like your theory love" Laughed Jo "lets get cooking"