Back at Fantasyland, Mr. Toad and the Hitchiking Ghosts were hard at work on the final touches of "Mr. Toad's Wild Woods."

"I wish we could be mobbed," said Phineas.

"Mobbed?"

"Yeah, like Pooh was. But no one ever pays any attention to us ghosts unless we're sitting next to them...in a mirror."

Gus walked by. "Eh, we don't have to sign autographs. I'm cool with that."

Mr. Toad bounced over. "Hurry, boys! It's finished! Go find Winnie the Pooh and his friends! They'll love this!"

Pooh and the others were currently exploring the various caves of Splash Mountain. Deep in the geysers of the Laughin' Place among the singing animals and bees, they found a little cartoonish door. Tigger opened it, and inside was a room the size of a warehouse filled with bootleg "Song of the South" DVDs. A trio of alligators were feverishly typing on a computer.

"Why aren't they bidding..." one of them said quietly. "WHY AREN'T THEY BIDDING!"

"Yeah, Ebay's been slow these past few weeks," another agreed. The third alligator turned around and spied the animals. "Hey! It's that Pooh guy and his friends!"

The alligators closed the door behind Pooh. "Now that you've seen this...you can never leave..."

Piglet had a panic attack, knocking over most of the DVDs. The alligators laughed and opened the doors again. "Ha! Just kidding! Here, have some DVDs! There's a rumor that Disney's gonna finally release our movie in 2006, so we have to get rid of these bootlegs fast." Each animal was handed a DVD.

Ezra came in, beaten to a pulp. "Never insult Brer Bear after he's fallen into a briar patch. Hey, guys! Toad says he's done with the ride!"

"Oh, goody!" cried Pooh. The happy animals ran out with Ezra. As they left, the alligators heard Rabbit say, "Now, what in the world is a 'D-V-D?'"

The alligators turned back to the computer. "Well, once our movie does get released, I've got a backup moneymaker. The alternate 'Pete's Dragon' ending were Elliot eats everyone."

Pooh and his friends approached their redone ride. It looked the same...they got into the ride vehicle, which was a "hunny" pot with a steering wheel. The ride began as they passed through the blustery day scene. However, the ride was much faster. Overhead, weasles blew through the air. Falling suits of armor littered the place. Toad was hopping around in Rabbit's carrot patch. "What fun! What joy! How are you doing, Pooh? I must say, your ride is so much more wonderful now!"

Pooh looked around. "I didn't remember so many Woozles."

"Weasels, dear boy. Weasels."

The ride then entered the bounce with Tigger room. Instead, Cyril was running around, knocking trees over. A few fell onto the animals riding, but bounced off. Toad hopped by again. "We've been working on those trees."

"So they won't actually hit people?"

"Oh no, we want a tree for every car by opening day!"

The Heffulumps and Woozles room was next. As you may have guessed, it was filled with weasels and policemen, who were all shooting at each other. The animals ducked.

"Oh, don't worry!" laughed Toad. "They don't have real bullets! Only B.B. guns!"

The rain room was next. It was filled with gravestones and pop-up ghosts. "This one was the Hitchhiking Ghosts' idea."

Ezra, Phineas, and Gus sailed by in an umbrella. "We're calling this little boat 'The Brain of Pooh.'"

"That's very nice," said Kanga.

"It has nothing to with smarts..." said Gus. "We mean lobotomy!"

Last was the party scene. A few cardboard cutouts of the animals were sat around a table. Suddenly, a train barreled through, destroying them all. The final figure of Pooh stuck in the honey tree was replaced by a group of laughing devils. The animals got off the ride pale and disturbed.

"What do you think?" asked Toad. The animals said nothing. Piglet started to cry. Mickey walked out. "What the animals mean is that this isn't really the way they wanted their ride to go...but you did mean well. I think they miss you in Disneyland, Toad."

"You're right, Mickey! I'll make sure it's the best ride ever! Come, Cyril!" The two of them rode off, making tracks for Califonia. We're merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily on our way...

Mickey and the animals immediately started fixing their ride up. The ghosts watched, dejected. "So do the pirates owe us money or not?"

"Eh, I don't know..."

A little kid ran over to them. "Wow! Are you the Hitchhiking Ghosts?"

"Well...yeah."

"I love your ride! I hope it opens again soon!" The kid went off into a gift shop. The ghosts brightened. "Ezra, were we mobbed?"

"Yeah...we were mobbed! And forget Pooh! I say we go mess something up in...something in Hong Kong Disney! Let's go!

So...We'll have stuff

That needs a-doin'

We've got lots more rides to ruin

There's a lot of work out there to do

Oh, there's a lot of work to do!

THE END

Finally I finished it! Sorry for the long delay...Thanks for all the reviews!
-The Alligators were the Swamp Boys from America Sings. You can currently see them in the showboat scene of Splash Mountain.
-The song the ghosts have at the end was to the tune of"The Apple Song" from Melody Time