WARNING! THIS CHAPTER SUCKS, AND IT'S SCARY, BUT I HAD TO DO IT! I'M SOOOOO SORRY, THIS IS GONNA TOTALLY KILL YOU, BUT IT'S PART OF THE PLOT, AND YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT. IT WILL BE HARD, I KNOW, AMD IF YOU WANT TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND SCREAM BECAUSE OF THIS, I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE MUCH BETTER, DON'T WORRY!
Something Unexpected
A week went by, and Bambi's strange behavior grew creepier. She kept hinting out to Link that she was up to something, as if taunting him. After all, she did know that no one believed Link's story. Regardless, Link kept trying to convince Tetra to kick Bambi off the ship, but to no availl.
Anyway, Link entered Tetra's bedroom. She looked up at him from the couch she was sitting on.
"Link, I know what you want, and the answer is 'no', for the millionth time! Now get the hell out of my room before I castrate you!"
"You just don't get it, do you, Tetra! Why don't you believe me?" Link asked.
Tetra rolled her eyes and replied, "I told you time and time again, Link...Bambi's a good worker, and we can't afford to lose her."
Link became furious. "She's your evil lesbian lover, isn't she, you lesbian!"
Tetra blinked. "What the hell are you talking about! I'm not a lesbian, you fag!"
"Yeah, well, I'm not a fag, lesbian!"
"Yes, you are, fag!"
"No, I'm not, lesbian!"
Tetra stood up and walked right up to Link. She glared at him right in the eye and said, "Care to say it again, gay?"
"LES-BI-AN!" Link said loudly, glaring at her in the eyes, too.
"FAGGOT!"
There was a long moment of silence. Suddenly, the quest to prove a point went too far when Link and Tetra said in unison, "WOULD A HOMOSEXUAL DO THIS!" And they kissed.