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The Last Shot

"I'm only gonna tell you one more time, Tetra... GET RID OF HER, DAMMIT! SHE'LL KILL US ALL!"

Link and Tetra were taking a walk on the deck of the ship.

"Oh, come off it, she will not 'kill us all'!" Tetra replied.

"She's weird! She's insane! I wouldn't put it past her," Link said.

Tetra sighed and said to her boyfriend, "Ok, let's go find her right now. I'm sure she's doing something, uh...somewhat ordinary..." With that, the couple went below decks.

After a few minutes, Link and Tetra spotted Bambi. She seemed to be in some sort of trance... It appeared that she was having a conversation with herself.

"You can't do this, I won't let you!

Shut up! You have been banished, you fool! Don't you remember?

I AM WELL AWARE OF THAT!

THEN RESPECT IT!" she said to herself.

Link and Tetra gaped, wide-eyed. Suddenly, Bambi snapped out of her state and looked at them in shock.

"Oh, uh...hi..." she sputtered.

The other two kids just stared. There was a long moment of silence before Link slammed the door shut.

"Ok, I admit, that scared me..." Tetra said quietly.

"That was not normal..." Link replied.

"What is she, schizophrenic?"

"Probably. Look, we can't keep her..."

Tetra sighed. "We can't let her go, Link..."

Link was shocked. Before when he said that was the last time he was going to beg for Bambi's exile, he didn't mean it, but now the message sunk in. It was of no use.

"You...are dense... Dense and in denial that there's something seriously wrong here. Why won't you listen? You NEVER listen!" he snapped.

"Hey! I listen, but I think, too!"

"APPARENTLY NOT!"

Link stormed off.

"Link, wait!"

Tetra followed.

Bambi opened the door and looked out... Link and Tetra were gone. She let out an exhausted sigh, shut the door again, and leaned against it.

"Damn... I better not let that happen again. Oh well, no matter... The Night of the Gods is tomorrow, anyway." She smirked, "And I've had a change of plans. I'll execute my attack in such a way that they just may be able to survive, and if they do, I may have some use for them... I need the power of the sages, and that will be hard. If they get those powers and come after me, then I can kill them and everything I need will be right in front of me, hehe... But if they die, I'll just have to go about things the hard way. Hm."

Bambi grew silent and listened to Link and Tetra arguing. When she realized what it was about, she smirked.

"Ah...it seems Link has given up. His last attempt at stopping me has failed... His LAST attempt, for now it is too late.

The Night of the Gods is tomorrow, and everyone's doomed! HA HA HA HA HA..."