Yeah, so this is just something I thought up one day… it's very short…
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
"Inuyasha, I beg of you," Kikyo begged, "Please join me in hell, won't you?" Kagome happened to overhear this, and decided to bitch about random things.
"TO HELL WITH YOU KIKYO!" Kagome shrieked. Inuyasha stood there. Confused, he just sorta walked off. He refuses to be a part of these stupid fights…
"If you want to take Inuyasha," Kagome stated, "we will duel to the death!"
"Fine with me," said Kikyo.
The fight began with Kagome using a sacred arrow, but Kikyo dodged it. Kikyo sent a soul-snatcher towards Kagome. Kagome was paralyzed with fear, so the soul-snatcher knocked her down onto her butt! Kikyo laughed wickedly. But since she was too busy laughing, Kagome got up and hit Kikyo in the face with her bow. They continued to fight for two days. Kikyo accused Kagome of cheating a lot because Kagome would use her backpack to hit Kikyo in the face. Eventually, they became very pooped. Now, they just sorta swayed their hands at each other. Then they both fell down, half-dead…
Inuyasha came and found Kikyo and Kagome. They both saw he was holding something.
"Inuyasha, which one of us do you choose?" Kagome questioned.
"Uh, I dunno…" He replied.
"TELL US!" Kikyo demanded.
"Um uh, um…" Inuyasha stuttered.
"WELL!" Kagome was anxious to know who he had chosen. Inuyasha muttered something, but they couldn't hear him.
"What?" Kikyo asked.
"Speak louder, stupid!" Kagome said.
"R-r-r-ra," he said, finally revealing what he was holding, "RAMEN!"
"WHAAAAT!" Kikyo and Kagome shouted. Disappointed, the sulked away.
Later on, Inuyasha married his Ramen, but the Ramen was brutally murdered by Kikyo and Kagome. Ever since the slaughter of the Ramen, Inuyasha has never been seen ever again…
Well, that's it. Thanks sis, for giving me the plot of the story. Poor ramen…