A Secret Revealed

"ARYLL, YOUR DAMN DOG SPRAYED SEMEN ALL OVER MY STUFF! LEARN TO CONTROL IT!" Link said angrily, holding up a shirt stainted with poodle semen.

Aryll held Gaylord.

"He didn't mean it! Don't blame him for having a orgasm!" Aryll defended.

"HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD?"

"Bambi told me."

"She told you about orgasms! What else did she tell you!" Link snapped.

"She told me about AIDs and genital warts. She says you have herpes, and you obviously gave them to that damn dog Tetra," Aryll said casually.

Link's eyes widened.

"And that's not all she said! She said that you're a male hooker and you fuck just as many men as you do women."

Link stood in shocked silence.

"And she also said that you probably have hundreds of bastard children and that you-"

"ARYLL, SHUT UP! I DON'T HAVE HERPES, I AIN'T NO HOOKER, AND I DON'T HAVE KIDS! I'M 12!"

"That never stopped you before!"

"What?"

"You've had sex lots of times, big brother! With a squirrel once, too!"

"SHUT UP, YOU TURD!" Link yelled, lunging at Aryll. Aryll screamed, dropped Gaylord, and dodged.

"YOU ORGASM!" she shouted.

"THAT'S STUPID! YOU CAN'T CALL ME AN 'ORGASM'!"

Aryll just shoved Link to the ground, took off his shoes, and ran away, Gaylord at her heels.

Link sighed. Taking care of his sister was hard. Well, all he had to really do was clean her cage and litterbox and give her fresh bowls of kibble and water, but there were the emotional factors as well. She needed to be told she was a good dog and such. Unfortunately, Aryll was very annoying as well. She had the habit of stealing Link's shoes; he had absolutely no idea what she was doing with them... Actually, he didn't even want to know.

Rolling his eyes, Link dropped the shirt with the rest of his stuff and went to the deck to finish up his chores for the night...

Link stirred and woke up. He wasn't quite sure what had robbed him of his sleep. Still groggy, it took him a moment to even realize where he was -- in Tetra's bed. This wasn't unusual; they had been sharing a bed. But when he looked at the doorway, he spotted the problem and nearly jumped out of his skin.

Bambi stood there, smiling at him...

"Oh, so you finally woke up..." she said.

Link sat up quickly.

"What are you doing here, Bambi!"

"I have the right to go where I please."

"I asked what you were doing here, you dumbfuck!"

"Oh, just checking on you... Now I'm going to the deck. I advise you not to follow me," Bambi said, leaving.

Link just sat there, thinking.

Should he follow her? She told him not to, but that clearly meant she was up to something... But what if she was going to do something harmful?

After a few minutes of battling himself, Link gave in to Bambi's reversed physcology. He got out of bed and crept to the deck.

Bambi sat on the bow's ledge, looking out at the ocean. The moment Link shut the door leading to the lower deck she turned her head to look at him. Upon seeing who it was, her eyes glowed red and she smiled pleasantly.

"Oh, Link. I told you not to come, hehe..."

Link approached slowly.

"What are you up to?" he asked carefully, giving her a wary stare.

Bambi made an innocent face; a hard feat for a girl with red eyes.

"I just wanted to talk to you..." she said.

"But you said you didn't want me up here..."

"Well, I lied."

There was a long moment of silence.

"Ok, what do you want to say to me?" Link asked.

Bambi examined her bandaged hands.

"I know you know my secret..."

It took Link a moment to realize what she was talking about.

"Y-yeah...I do... You're the shadow creature..."

Bambi looked up at Link.

"I also know that you don't believe that this is a fashion trend..." she said, nodding to the bandages.

"It's obvious that's bull! I've always known you were lying about that!"

There was another chunk of silence.

Finally, Bambi said, "Well, you ARE right... I AM lying..."

Smirking, Bambi began to unravel the bandages. Link gasped when the deed was done.

On her right hand, Bambi bore the mark of the Triforce of Power. On the other was the mark of an eye...identical to Link's.

Link gasped.

"THAT...THOSE..."

"Hm...yes. The Triforce of Power and the eye mark. But you can ponder over that later. Right now, you're just in time to witness the ceremony..." Bambi said slyly, taking out 3 vials filled with blood...