It took long, but it's finished now (more or less, it's rather short). Anyways, I was really busy with school so I simply didn't have the time.

Suguru sighed as they waited for the airplane to arrive. How had he ended up here again? Ah yes, Tatsuha's 'old-fashioned' way of choosing a destination.

"Sooo, Su-kun, where would you like to go?"

Suguru stared at the pile of brochures sitting before him on the table. Hawaii, Spain, France, endless rows of sunny beaches stared at him, and Suguru felt they were screaming 'Pick me, pick me!' Suguru had never liked planning vacations, so he'd always let his parents do it for him. He didn't care much where they went anyway; his parents had good taste (as opposed to Tatsuha).

He glanced up at Tatsuha, who was sitting across the table. "I don't know. It all looks the same to me."

Tatsuha stared at him and sighed. This was going to take ages. "Then just pick one randomly or something."

Suguru frowned. "But… none of these looks like a place I'd want to go…"

Tatsuha face faulted. "We've been going through these brochures for hours and now you're telling me you don't like this kind of place!"

"Um…Yeah."

Tatsuha sighed again and rolled his eyes. "You're impossible. But anyway, if you don't want any of these, then where would you like to go?"

"I don't know…"

Tatsuha banged his head against the table. "Fine. Then we'll do it the old-fashion way."

Suguru shrugged, glad he didn't have to think about this any longer. After all, even though Tatsuha had bad taste, how could it be worse than what they had been doing the past hours?

"So, you'll organize this whole thing for the both of us?"

Tatsuha nodded. "Leave it all to me!"

It could get much, much, worse. Tatsuha's old-fashioned way had turned out to be a map of the world and a pen. He'd simply closed his eyes, made a mark on the map and gotten a random brochure of the winning country.

Of course, they were now headed for a place that wasn't at all suitable for a honeymoon.

The very heart of the Amazon rain forest. Still, it was the best out of the three places Tatsuha had marked on the map, namely the North Pole, the Amazon and the Sahara desert. How Tatsuha had wanted to arrange a trip to the North Pole was beyond him, but it didn't matter now.

What mattered now was that he was at the airport, being dragged around by Tatsuha, about to go on a three week canoeing trip along the Amazon River, to end up at a bunch of ancient ruins that were most likely haunted by Tohma's ancestors or something idiotic and lethal like that. Of course, they did not have enough supplies and the tents weren't suited for rainforest terrain, but that was okay. They'd probably survive, they had managed to survive so far.

Anyway. A sickly sweet female voice announced they could board their plane, and Tatsuha's excitement about riding a plane for the first time reached new heights. Suguru rolled his eyes.

"It's no big deal. You just sit in a tiny chair for a few hours."

His husband ignored him and dragged him towards the plane with a huge grin.

Of course, that enthusiasm didn't last very long.

"Su-kuuun, I'm bored! Amuse me!"

Suguru grunted and pushed him away, hissing. "Stop groping me and be quiet! People are staring at us!"

Indeed, several people around them were either staring at them, or telling their neighbors how very disgusting and indecent those boys were.

"So what? Let them stare."

"But we're drawing attention to ourselves, and I think I saw fangirls just now."

"Yeah, I saw them too, I think they're closing in on us. Those girls always remind me of hungry wolves stalking their prey…"

Suguru sweat dropped. "If you saw them too, why didn't you stop?"

"Because I was hoping maybe they would get into a fight with security and there would be lots of cool stuff going on, like in a movie or something."

Suguru sighed. "I guess at least you wouldn't be bored then..."

Tatsuha nodded in agreement, clearly proud that he'd managed to think up a 'cunning' plan like that.

Suguru ignored him and went back to the book he had been reading before Tatsuha had glomped him. So far, he'd managed to read three whole words, just two more and he'd have the title down.

"Su-kuun! Don't ignore me!"

Suguru continued to ignore him and opened the book.

"Su-kuuuun!"

Suguru started on the first page, fully intent on actually reading. Tatsuha pouted and crossed his arms. Fine, if that doesn't work he'd just have to think of something else.

Three hours later found Tatsuha highly frustrated and still pouting, and Suguru fighting to hold back his laughter at all of Tatsuha's attempts to get his attention and maybe get him to make out.

Five hours later found Tatsuha fast asleep. Suguru sighed as he poked his husband some more. "Tatsuha! Tatsuha, we're here! C'mon, wake up!"

"Grw….Snore…Wha?"

Suguru sighed again. "I said, we're here. The plane's landed and we need to get off now."

"Whaat? The plane landed and you didn't wake me? I wanted to witness it land!"

Suguru stared at him. "I've been trying to wake you ever since they announced we were going to land and had to put on our seatbelts, because you were sitting on yours so I couldn't put it on."

"Oh. Well, anyway, if we're finally here, let's go! I can't wait to see our boat and stuff!"

Tatsuha jumped from his seat and set off for the airport. Suguru followed him tiredly; glad the other passengers had already gotten there so there weren't any of them left to stare.

They went out of the plain, couldn't find their luggage, got questioned by security and all that, and managed to make it to their hotel another eight hours later.

"Look at it from the good side, Su-kun, now that we stayed up all night, we can sleep for eighteen hours and we won't have a jetlag."

Suguru grunted and collapsed onto the bed. Tatsuha sweat dropped. "And we haven't even really started yet…"

Finished. It's short but else it'll take even longer.

Yay, me gots lotta reviews!

Kemet, Mariella , Switch , Naoya Itsuki: Sorry it wasn't very quick, but, well, the next one will be sooner. Hopefully.

craig owns u: This shockes you? Be prepared for worse.

l.h.o.o.q: I try my best.

qwerty54: Of course. Who would I be to write a prologue and not continue it? In fact, I wouldn't be all that surprised if this ends up getting as long as Romeo and Juliet.

Julie C: You should be terrified. Scared to death.

katsumi kazama: Yay, more fans! Su-kun and Tats-chan are so cool together.