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Bambi's Letter

Link's body struggled to regain conciousness. After many minutes of trying, it reached its goal. Links coughed, opened his eyes, and sat up slowly.

"Am I dead...? What the..."

He looked around and found himself on a beach. The sea before him was calm, and the cloudless sky was a bright blue.

Suddenly, Link heard coughing and sputtering to his right and was surprised to see Tetra. After a moment, she sat up and looked at him through squinted eyes.

"Link...? Is that you...?"

"Tetra! You're alive!"

"How can we be sure?"

Link pinched Tetra.

"Ow! Piece of shit, that hurt!" Tetra yelped.

"Yep, we're alive," Link said with a nod.

The couple observed their surroundings. Behind them was a forest of palm trees.

"What happened?" Link asked, but suddenly remembered: Bambi had thrown them overboard, and he had seen her set the ship on fire. Tetra seemed to remember too.

"Oh, no, my ship! My crew!" she cried, a look of panic crossing her face.

"Oh, crap, Aryll..." Link muttered, staring off into space.

Link and Tetra heard a bark behind them. Turning around, Link saw with dread that they were not the only survivors. Gaylord bounded up to them and crawled onto Link's lap. Link looked distastefully at the animal, but didn't shove him away.

Looking back at Tetra, Link was surprised to see her on the verge of tears.

"My ship is my whole life..." she choked.

"Was," Link added.

The tears began spilling.

"That was my home! Where am I gonna go now! I'm going to die here, aren't I? I spent my whole life on a pirate ship and now all that I stand for is gone! GONE, GONE, GONE!" Tetra began sobbing.

Link stared at her wide-eyed. He had never seen her like this. It was kind of scary; Tetra had always seemed so stable...

Well, Link thought, now that Tetra's lost it, the world is coming to an end.

He picked up the mysterious sharp piece of wood that had strangely appeared again and prepared to stab himself in the neck, only to be stopped by Tetra when she wrapped her arms tightly around his neck and continued wailing of her woes.

"OH, LINK, I'M SUCH AN IDIOT! I SHOULD HAVE BELIEVED YOU!"

"Keep talking..." Link said, a smile appearing on his face. Dropping the piece of wood, he realized that maybe life wasn't so bad after all.

"I SAW THE WARNING SIGNS, BUT I JUST KEPT THINKING OF THE SAKE OF PIRACY, NOT OUR LIVES, NOT MY CREW'S, NOT YOUR SISTER'S! I AM SO SELFISH! SELFISH AND STUPID!"

"Mmm?" Link's smile grew.

"YOU MUST HATE ME!"

Feeling triumphant, Link patted Tetra on the back.

"No, no, I don't hate you..."

Tetra squeezed Link tighter.

"OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET, I'M NOT WORTHY OF BEING YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"

Those words scared Link. This strange mood she was in was now a cause for alarm.

Pulling away and grasping Tetra by the shoulders, a wide-eyed Link gasped, "YOU'RE PREGNANT, AREN'T YOU!"

Tetra blinked.

"What? No!" she said.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Oh. Ok then."

Tetra resumed her neck squeezing.

"Oh, Link, what are we gonna do? My crew and your sister are probably dead, and it's all my fault!"

Link resisted the temptation to say, 'Yeah, it IS your fault, isn't it?' He kept his mouth shut instead.

Gaylord left Link's lap and sat on the sand next to Link and Tetra. He stared...stared at THEM...

"I just want to die!" Tetra sobbed, shuddering.

Link picked up the mysterious piece of wood.

"Well, if you really feel that way, then-"

Suddenly, the wind sent an envelope flying at the side of Link's head! It made impact, and Link yelped.

Tetra looked down at it. Sniffling, she whimpered, "What's that?"

Link pried Tetra off his neck and picked it up.

It was an elaborate envelope. Cream in color and shut with...

"Oh, shit..." Link gasped, touching the eye sticker that held the flap of the envelope shut. The matching symbol on his neck tingled uncomfortably.

Tetra stared in shock. She took the envelope from Link and gawked at it.

"Dammit, this is the third time I've seen this mark! On my neck, now here, and on Bambi's hand... Wait, do you know that it's on Bambi, too?" Link asked.

Tetra looked at him.

"It is?"

"Yeah. I asked her what it meant, but she just said that it was the trademark symbol of the greatest man alive, or something like that..."

"'Greatest man alive'?" Tetra asked, puzzeled.

Link nodded.

Tetra furrowed her brow and looked back at the envelope.

"Link, do you think she's working for someone?"

"Who would she be working for?" Link asked, doubting Tetra's idea.

"Ganondorf?" Tetra suggested.

"No, Ganondorf's dead and doesen't use an eye as his symbol... Anyway, I think Bambi works alone. She seems too powerful to be someone's puppet, and she acts like this entire thing was her plan alone."

Tetra said nothing. She just stared at the envelope, and after a moment, Link did the same. The staring went on during a long, thought-filled silence before someone spoke once more.

"Well, uh...should we, you know...open it?" Tetra asked timidly.

"I guess..." Link said nervously.

Tetra opened the envelope, only to find a blank piece of paper.

"What the? It's blank?" Link said.

Suddenly, words began to form on the paper...

Now it's not...

Link and Tetra gasped, and more words appeared and replaced the others.

Oh, scary. Magical paper. Boooooo...

"Who's behind this!" Tetra said with a glare that made her look like she thought this was some sick joke.

Who do you think, miss pirate?

"Bambi?" Link uttered.

Ding ding, correct.

"YOU BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU WHEN I GET A HOLD OF YOU! YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO ME FOR SO LONG, SNEAKING AROUND, BETRAYING..." Tetra yelled.

Have you not realized that you are oblivious to my whereabouts?

"We know you're in Hyrule!" Link hissed.

Yes, but where? And with whom?

"What do you mean by, 'with whom'?" Tetra asked.

Oh, I should've known that you wouldn't know this... Well, I have darling little Aryll down here with me.

"WHAT!" Link screamed. "YOU HAVE MY SISTER! WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH HER!"

Like I'd tell you. Huh.

"TELL ME NOW, BAMBI!" he shouted.

I don't think so, heh heh...

"What do you want with us now?" Tetra demanded.

What gave you the impression that I needed you for something?

"Then why are you talking to us?" Tetra asked.

Can't I just say 'hello'?

Tetra stared at the words with fury and said, "I'm not buying it, Bambi..."

Well, if you have to be so pushy about finding out, I contacted you to tell you of my plans.

"I already KNOW your plans, you don't need to repeat them!" Link snapped.

Yes, but do you know what will become of the world once I carry out these plans?

"You told me that, too."

Do you know what would happen to you, Tetra, and your sister?

Link and Tetra grew silent.

It wouldn't be pretty, would it? Or should I say, it WON'T, heh heh...

"It sounds like you're TRYING to get us to come after you..." Tetra said suspiciously.

Not nessecarily.

"Cut the crap..." Tetra growled. "Why else would you be doing this?"

Did it ever occur to you that I might want to kill you personally? And that to do that you just may need to come after me?

"Something's telling me that that's not the only reason why you want us to come after you," Link said.

Hmm. Maybe it isn't, but what choice do you have? Really...think about it.

Damn, she's right... Link thought.

Well, I'm off to see about some sages. This letter will now self destruction in 5...4...3...

Link and Tetra screamed and scrambled backwards. Gaylord backed up, too.

2...1...

Link and Tetra clutched eachother and shut their eyes, awaiting the explosion. It never came. Opening an eye, Link saw the letter laying in the sand, unexploded. He approached it and peeked at it cautiously. More words appeared...

HA HA HA HA HA... You SO fell for it!

"BITCH!" Link yelled, grabbing the letter.

Suddenly, the paper burst into huge flames, and among the blaze was the faded image of Bambi, her eyes red and gleaming. Her maniacal laughter filled the air like thunder and lingered even after the flame and her image disappeared. The letter was no more than a pile of ashes in Link's hands, and was quickly blown away by the wind.

Link stared into space with shock. Tetra imitated his state, and Gaylord shook.

Finally, Link stood up, his face serious.

"Ok, NOBODY makes me freak out like a chick but ME! Bambi is going DOWN! DOWN, I SAY!"

"What?" said Tetra.

"IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS!"

"Link, we don't even have a way off this island..."

Link sat down again.

"Oh. I forgot."

"Well, what do we do now? We need to think of a plan..." Tetra said.

"Yeah, but wanna have sex on the beach first?"

"Ok."