Prince Komali
"OH, LINK...FUCK ME...HARDER! COME ON, BITCH, IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? OOH, DON'T GO THERE, DON'T GO THERE, OH, GO THERE, GO THERE! COME ON!" Tetra screamed.
"Oh, you got it, babe..." Link growled sexily.
"WOO HOO! GO! GO! GO! GO!" a cheer sounded.
Link and Tetra froze. Looking next to their left slowly, Link nearly fainted at the sight that met his eyes. Standing at the edge of the forest, Gaylord at his feet, stood Prince Komali, watching them and cheering them on...
Tetra saw too, and quickly got off of Link. Covering her "areas", Tetra she stared at Komali in shock and screamed, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
"I was wondering the same thing about you guys!" Komali replied enthusiastically.
"How long were you watching us?" Link demanded.
"Oh, I think about half an hour... You see, I was just kinda wandering around when I came across this dog here." Komali nodded to Gaylord. "I followed it, and it lead me here! Heh heh..."
Link glared at the poodle who gave him that creepy stare in reply.
"Shouldn't you be with Medli or something?" Link snapped.
Komali frowned and looked down.
"We broke up..."
"Why?" Tetra asked.
"Things were getting too serious between her and Link's grandma... They...got engaged..."
"WHAT?" Link screeched. "MY GRANDMOTHER IS MARRYING MEDLI?"
Komali nodded sadly.
"So all those times she said she was going to go smoke pot with Sturgeon, she was really dating Medli..." Link muttered to himself. "Oh, man...this means Medli's gonna be my...my...OH, MAN!" Link started throwing up. Tetra and Komali watched with raised eyebrows. Gaylord stared.
Tetra turned back to Komali.
"What are you doing here? What is this place?" she asked.
"This island is uncharted. I come here often, though. I consider myself the owner," Komali said.
"Do you know how far it is from here to the Tower of the Gods?" Tetra questioned.
"Yeah, but the area surrounding this place is deadly if you're not going by air."
"Damn..." Tetra muttered.
"But, being the great person I am, it would be your honor for me to help you..." Komali told them.
"Really?" the pirate captain said.
Komali nodded.
"There's just one condition..."
"Eh...what's that?" Tetra asked nervously.
"Let me join you in whatever it is you plan to do."
"Nuh-uh, NO WAY! WE ARE NOT BRINGING THAT...THAT PERV WITH US, TETRA!" Link argued.
Tetra looked at Link.
"Do we have a choice, Link? Think about it..." she said.
Link thought for a moment. Then he picked up the mysterious sharp piece of wood and prepared to stab himself. Tetra grabbed his wrist to stop him.
"NO, SUICIDE IS NOT AN OPTION, DAMMIT!"
"OH, COME ON, YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING I WANT!" Link whined.
"LINK, GET A GRIP! WE HAVE A MISSION, AND WE NEED SOMEONE TO GET US OFF THIS ISLAND!"
Link sighed and dropped the wood.
"Good boy...now think sensibly. Komali can help us... And who knows? He may come in handy later, right?" Tetra said.
Link looked grudingly at Komali, who made the puppy face.
"Ugh...fine. It's not like I have a say in this anyway," he muttered.
Komali grinned.
"Consider me your new ally! Now I'll show you how I plan to get us off this island, heh..."
Link and Tetra exchanged looks...