I'm sorry this chapter sucks so bad, but you know, it's one of those plotline important parts... More funny stuff will happen, 'cause it's been kinda serious lately. The next 2 to 4 chapters or more should have some interesting twists, so that'll be pretty cool, hopefully.

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Saria

"Ok, I think we go left," said Link.

"No, we went left last time, let's go RIGHT!" Tetra argued.

Link, Tetra, Komali, and Gaylord were apparently lost in the Lost Woods.

"Komali, if you're so smart, which way do we go?" Link snapped, glaring at Komali.

Komali looked around, his book tucked under his right arm.

"Hey, I'm not smart, ok? I may have a book, but that doesen't mean I have brain cells!" he replied.

"WELL, LOOK IN THE STUPID BOOK THEN!" Tetra snarled.

"I TRIED, AND I DIDN'T FIND OUT ANYTHING!" Komali yelled.

Gaylord yipped and walked forward with confidence. Link, Tetra, and Komali stared at the pink poodle.

"Maybe the dog knows where he's going," Tetra said.

Link snorted and replied, "It's a DOG, Tetra! It's DUMB!"

"HE IS NOT DUMB! DUMB MEANS LIKE, DEAF OR MUTE OR SOMETHING!" Tetra said.

"SO?"

"Guys, come on, let's just follow the dog..." Komali said wearily, walking after the animal. Link and Tetra followed.

Little did they know that Bambi was supervising them from the shadows...

After following Gaylord through the woods, then some type of maze made of bushes, the gang finally reached a clearing.

A tall tree sat at the far end of the large clearing, and that tree seemed to be leading to some sort of temple-like building, but that's not what caught their eye. A couple yards in front of them sat a girl with short green hair and green clothes, playing the ocarina with her eyes closed.

"Um...h-hello?" Tetra called.

The girl stopped playing the ocarina and opened her eyes to look at Link, Tetra, Komali, and Gaylord. She looked surprised to see other people.

"Who are you?" she asked.

"I'm Tetra. This is Link, Komali, and Gaylord," Tetra replied.

"Why are you here?" the girl asked warily.

"We're looking for a sage named Saria," Komali said. "Do you know her?"

The girl blinked and replied, "I AM Saria..."

"Oh, good, then give us your powers or whatever so we can kick Bambi's ass and get the hell out of here," Link said.

"Give you my powers? What?" Saria replied, shocked.

With a sigh, Tetra explained everything to the forest sage.

"Woah...that's extreme..." Saria said after the story was finished.

"Yeah, so give us your powers!" Link said irritably.

"Well, it's not that simple! I can't just give you my powers. I think by powers, this Bambi person means the medallions," Saria replied.

"Give us the damn medallion then!" Link growled.

"I don't have it with me. It's in the Forest Temple, being guarded by a horrible monster. You see, monsters have been stealing the sages' medallions and keeping them in the elemental temples. We have to go through the temple, slay the monster, and get the medallion!"

"Wait...did you say 'we'?" Komali asked.

Saria giggled and nodded.

"Yeah, 'cause I'm coming with you guys!"

Link was about to say something, but Tetra covered his mouth.

"Where is the temple?" she asked.

Saria pointed to the building up near the top of the tree.

"Well, Komali can fly us up there..." Tetra said.

"Doesen't somebody need a weapon?" Saria asked.

"I have a dagger," Tetra replied, "And Link has the--oh, shit... Link! You don't have the Master Sword!"

"Oh, gee, I didn't know that!" Link said, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes.

"The Master Sword? Oh...you killed Ganondorf with it... I saw the whole thing with my freaky-cool physcic powers. You can't get it right now, but once you have all the medallions, you should be able to retrieve it. I'm guessing you'll need it to defeat Bambi, for her powers are dark yet great," Saria said.

"Whatever, and in the meantime, Link, you can have this stick," Komali said, picking up a nice sturdy stick and handing it to a very unamused Link.

"You're kidding me, right?" Link replied.

Komali shook his head.

"You just have to deal with it. Now, Komali, fly us up to the temple. We have a monster to slay, a medallion to get, and a sword to retrieve!" Saria said, pinching Link and Komali on the butt...

That's when the gang knew that Saria was most likely not as they had originally assumed. But there wasn't the time to concern themselves with that, for there was an enemy at large...and she had her eye on them at that very moment.