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Forest Separation

With a grunt, Tetra killed off another Moblin.

"Dammit, Link, why don't you at least have something besides a stick? What about all your weapons?" she hissed.

"You confiscated them, remember?" Link reminded her.

"Oh..."

"Yep."

Said Komali, "Shouldn't we have found some keys or something? We're, like...getting nowhere, and -- Saria, get your hands off my crotch."

"Sorry..." Saria replied, pulling her hands out of Komali's pants.

"Oh, what the hell, put them back in," Komali said with a shrug. Saria obeyed again.

"Oh, get a room..." Tetra muttered, rolling her eyes and walking onward. The others followed.

Watching Komali and Saria, Link realized with embarassment that his own sex life was a little dull. Oh well, he'd just blame it on Tetra...

"It's all your fault, Tetra," Link said randomly, pointing at his girlfriend.

Tetra looked confused.

"Link, WHAT THE HELL are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about our sex life!"

"There's nothing wrong with our sex life, Link!"

"YES, THERE IS! THE PROBLEM IS THAT WE REALLY DON'T HAVE A SEX LIFE!" Link yelled.

"LINK, YOU FUCK, DON'T YELL!" Tetra screamed.

Gaylord started howling.

"Oh, Komali, OH!"

Looking over, Link and Tetra saw Komali banging Saria against a tree.

"YOU SICK, PERVERTED FUCKS!" Link scolded them.

"Shut up! You're just sour 'cause you need to release, asshole!" Komali snapped.

"HEY! NO ONE INSULTS LINK BUT ME!" Tetra growled.

Gaylord howled louder.

"YOU HAVEN'T THE RIGHT TO INSULT ME!" Link shot back.

"I DO, AND I WILL!"

"STOP IT, STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE YOUR CONSTANT FIGHTING IS TEARING US APART?" Saria screeched dramatically.

Link, Tetra, and Komali stopped and stared at her.

"Well, I, uh...always wanted to say that," Saria muttered, blushing fiercely.

"Yeah, well, I expected something that DUMB from a green-haired FREAK!" Link said.

Saria's bottom lip quivered. She started crying.

"Gawd, Link, you didn't need to make her cry!" said Komali.

"Oh, suck it up!" Link snarled, throwing a rock at Saria.

"Ow!" Saria cried.

"LINK! STOP IT! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE THREE!" Tetra yelled.

"I AM NOT, I AM NOT, I AM NOT!" Link wailed, throwing himself on the ground and banging his fists on the grass.

"Look, guys, we're not gonna get anywhere if we don't cooperate!" Tetra said.

"SHUT UP!" Komali snapped.

"Komali, that wasn't nessecary!" Saria sniffled.

"SHUT UP!" Komali barked at her.

"NO, YOU SHUT UP!" Saria shot back.

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Tetra bellowed.

The volume of Gaylord's howling increased.

"YOU SHUT UP!" Saria and Komali said in unison at Tetra.

The arguing intensified, until it was interrupted when hundreds of huge, thorny vines sprang up from the ground, separating them.

"What's going on?" Tetra shrieked, but her cry was drowned by the loud sound of the dangerous plant life bursting from the dirt.

"Guys?" Link called.

Gaylord barked, and Komali and Saria shouted for help with no avail.

The plants bore down and attacked the 5, and it wasn't long before everyone lost conciousness...

Komali awoke, and looked to his side to see Saria waking up too. Looking around some more, the two found that they were alone together.

"What...happened?" Komali asked, still in shock.

Saria looked pretty shaken up herself as she said, "I...I don't know..."

They stood up and observed their surroundings.

"Where are we?" Komali gasped.

They were in a calm clearing. A ray of sunlight shone down from a hole in the temple ceiling onto an elaborate looking treasure chest.

"Should we open it?" Saria asked.

"Tch! Hell yah!" Komali said, running forward to it.

"Komali, don't be so reckless! What if it's a trap?" Saria said.

"Sorry, not listening, not caring!" said Komali, opening the chest.

Saria closed her eyes and waited for something bad to happen, but nothing did. She opened her eyes and saw Komali looking at whatever was in the chest. She approached cautiously and looked in too.

"What's that thing?" Komali asked, pointing to what appeared to be a key as elaborate as its container.

Saria squeeled with joy and pulled out the key.

"Komali, this is the Big Key!"

"Er...the what?"

"The Big Key! It opens the door to the boss room!"

"The boss room?"

"Yeah! The boss is a really big, blood thirsty monster that eats people and guards the medallion! If we defeat it, we get the medallion!"

"Oh."

There was a moment of silence.

Said Komali, "Wait, it eats people?"

Saria ignored him. She just said, "We have to find Link, Tetra, and that dog!"

"Aw...do we have to?"

Saria frowned and looked at Komali.

"It's the right thing to do, Komali. They could be in big trouble! I mean, they could be beaten! Or maimed! OR WORSE...they could be DEAD!"

Komali smiled a little at the thought.

"Komali!" whined Saria frustratedly.

"What?"

Saria shoved her hands down his pants and fingered his dick. Making a puppy face, she begged, "Please...let's find them... Will you do it for me, baby?"

Komali smirked.

"Hmm, well, I still don't know..." Being the pervert that he his, he added, "I think I need some more convincing."

Setting the key down, Saria and Komali began to fuck again.

Link's slow return to conciousness started with a strange yet pleasant feeling in his crotch.

Eyes still closed, he mumured sleepily, "Komali, I told you, no..."

Upon opening his eyes, Link screamed at the realization that Gaylord was wildly licking and nibbling his crotch. He quickly shooed him away.

"Ugh! Bad dog! BAD DOG!"

Gaylord sat back and gave Link his creepy stare.

"Guys, what the -- uuuhhh...guys?"

Looking around, Link saw that he and the poodle were alone. Link stood up and started looking for the others.

"Tetra? Komali? Saria?"

He realized that he was alone after having a fight with Tetra. Now he feared he may never see her again.

Plopping down, he sighed sadly and felt guilty about being such an asshole to her. But then he remembered that it was all her fault, so he felt better.

Looking around, Link saw himself in a dark room in the temple.

A female voice whispered, "What shall we do with him, sisters?"

Said another feminine voice, "Hmm...I don't know, but he most certainly is not welcome here."

"Most certainly not," agreed another girl voice.

Yet another female hissed, "We should kill him."

Standing up, clutching his stick, Link barked, "Who's there?"

Haunting laughter filled the room...

"Sh...show yourselves!" Link demanded with a lack of confidence.

The voices said in unision, "Well...if you insist!"

"Shit..." Link mumbled.

Tetra awoke and immediately jumped to her feet. She was about to say something to her companions, but her breath caught in her throat when she realized that they weren't around.

Looking at her surroundings, she saw with fear that the part of the woods she was in was dark, scary, and forboding. Eyes peeked out of her from the really dark parts on occasion.

Tetra wondered if she should call for her companions, but was afraid to risk attracting the attention of something else. She went with the first option.

"Guys? Komali, Saria... Link? Are you here?"

No answer.

A mysterious breeze picked up; a strange breeze. It seemed to carry some invisible force that left Tetra with almost no control as she found herself walking in the direction it was blowing.

After walking for a little while, Tetra found herself in a large and spooky clearing. Ahead of her, she spotted a huge tree.

But it wasn't the tree that caught her eye. It was the thing on the tree. The thing of shadows, wearing a dress. It had longe, curly hair and bright red eyes. Tetra's heart went into her throat, for she knew who this was.

"Bambi..." she choked out.