Himizu-chan: Well, I'm not sure how this will work, but I'm stuck on BSTV's and I'm finished with The Beginning, I'm so hyper it's not even funny, and I'm bored out of my mind. So, this is a trial run of something random that I wrote. Hope you like it.
The Most Random Fanfic Ever
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters. I also don't own any mind-control devices, but my friends and I are working on that one. Some of our top scientists from The House of the Nutcases are currently developing some and as soon as they're finished, we authors will take over the world! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Ahem. I do own this story and whatever plot happens to come out of it, and I own just about everything in this story… Oh yes, and I own the Cosmic Sheep… in a way… they're trying to kill me. Does that count?
Description and Rating: Since the author is high on Mountain Dew, this will seem highly random, but it will basically involve the YYH boys running from an evil doctor and a mad scientist who are trying to control their minds and drive them insane. Rated PG for language and utter randomness.
Credits: Written by Himizu. No one else wants any credit because this is so random.
Setting: Some random street in some random city. I don't care where they are. They're in Las Vegas, because that's where C.S.I. is.
(The four boys are walking down a random street, window-shopping)
Yusuke: This is so boring. Why are we window-shopping?"
Kurama: Because Himizu has threatened to blow us up with her atomic bombs unless we do.
Yusuke: (Twitch) That's a good reason.
Hiei: Hn.
Kuwabara: Look! Kittens! (Face pressed against a pet-shop window)
Hiei: Kittens are boring. (Blows up shop)
Kuwabara: NOOOOO! The poor kittens! T.T
(All the kittens land on Kuwabara's head)
Kuwabara: Kittens! (Passes out) x.x
Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei: … -.-;
(In some random freaky lab thingie…)
Evil Doctor (ED): (Watching the four boys from some weird camera that's following them) Ah ha! The perfect subjects! What do you think?
Mad Scientist (MS): (Taps fingers together and raises alternate eyebrows in a really weird way) Excellent… IGOR!
Igor: Yes Master?
MS: Send out the Little Old Ladies!
Igor: The Little Old Ladies, Master?
MS: Yes, the Little Old Ladies!
Igor: The Little Old Ladies?
MS: YES, THE LITTLE OLD LADIES! NOW!
Igor: Yes Master… (Runs off)
(The guys are still walking down the street)
Kuwabara: (Now awake) Where did the kittens go?
Yusuke: Who cares?
Hiei: Does anybody want ice cream?
Kurama: Sure.
(All go into an ice cream store)
Ice Cream Dude: Hello. What would you like today?
Yusuke: Chocolate.
Kurama: Vanilla.
Kuwabara: Strawberry.
Hiei: Everything.
Ice Cream Dude: Okay, that'll be $84.61… plus tax!
Hiei: (Pulls out katana) Are you sure?
Ice Cream Dude: … As a matter of fact, we're having a special today… all ice cream is free… please don't hurt me.
Hiei: Much better. (Eats ice cream)
(Everyone else eats ice cream)
Everyone: Yummy…
(They all go outside)
Yusuke: Hey, look at that! It's the world's only shop dedicated to foxes.
Kurama: Foxes! (Runs into shop)
Everyone else: … -.-;;;
(Two hours later)
(Kurama walks out of the store with a giant pile of shopping bags, filled with everything in the store)
Kurama: I can't believe. They ran out of foxes. No more foxes. T.T
Yusuke, Kuwabara, Hiei: … (Face-fault)
ED: Yes, they are the perfect subjects. They are very powerful despite their ordinary and foolish appearance, yet idiotic enough that no one will notice them.
MS: (Tapping fingers and wiggling eyebrows… still…) Yes, this is most excellent. At last I will be able to get what I have wanted for so long…
ED: And that is…?
MS: Control of the Comic Sheep!
ED and Igor: -.-() (Face-fault)
Igor: Who are the Cosmic Sheep?
MS: They are neon green alien sheep who are very powerful with many nuclear weapons and other such items. And they're so cute! (Hugs a Cosmic Sheep plushie)
ED and Igor: … (Anime fall)
(The guys are still walking down the street)
(A bunch of terrified Girl Scouts comes running down the streets screaming their lungs out)
Girl Scouts: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE GONNA KILL US ALL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Four Guys: -.-? … -.-()
(The Girls Scouts run up to the boys and hand them boxes of cookies)
Girl Scouts: HERE! TAKE THEM! THEY'RE FREE! WE'RE NOT COMING BACK! WE NEED TO GO… EARN MERIT BADGES! HAVE A NICE DAY!
(Girl Scouts run away)
Four Guys: -.-?Meow?
Yusuke: Cool! Free cookies!
Kuwabara: Yum!
(Yusuke and Kuwabara eat some cookies)
(A mob of little old ladies wearing dresses and funny hats and carrying canes or umbrellas or purses comes running around the corner)
Little Old Ladies: COME BACK YOU WRETCHED GIRL SCOUTS AND GIVE US YOUR COOKIES OR WE'LL MAKE YOU SIT IN OUR HOUSES DRINKING TEA WHILE WE TALK ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS!
(They see the boys eating the cookies)
Little Old Ladies: COOKIES! YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET THEM!
(Little old ladies rush towards the four boys)
Kurama: Now I've seen everything. Schizophrenic little old ladies.
Yusuke: How dangerous can they be?
(Little old ladies begin to beat them with canes, purses, and umbrellas) (A/N: Thank you Monty Python! Don't own)
Four Guys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The four boys climb a tree)
(The old ladies try to climb the tree, but they can't, so they start throwing stuff at the four boys)
Hiei: Give them the goddamn cookies!
Kuwabara: NEVER! (Is hit on the head with a brick)
Yusuke: … (Holds up cookies so the little old ladies can see them) Fetch! (Throws cookies)
Little Old Ladies: Cookies! (Chase cookies) No more baking cookies for our wretched snot-nosed grandchildren! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Kurama: That was slightly disturbing.
Yusuke: Leave it to Himizu to put us in a messed-up place like this. (Is randomly hit on the head with a rock) Ow!
ED: Those little old ladies are some of the most deadly weapons in the universe. Soon those four boys will be at our mercy!
(ED and MS laugh insanely)
Igor: I should have gone to work for Doctor Frankenstein.
A/N: Good? Bad? Downright ugly? Let me know what you think. I love reviews! Should I keep writing, or write this off as being horrible? In the meantime, I'll keep working on my other fic. Thanks for being paitient with me.