Himizu-chan: Well, I must admit, I'm slightly surprised by the favorable responses. Not that I want you to stop sending reviews, but wow. This was something I threw together while I was high so I didn't screw up my other fics...believe me, it's scary the things I can do.

Hiei: No surprises there.

Himizu-chan: -.-# I don't remember asking your opinion, baka.

wonderingprophet: I resent that, I really do. Not everything I write is disturbing. (Looks outraged, is hit by a lighting bolt) -.-# And I never stole a Cosmic Sheep plushie, it was MS! Why would I steal plushies from sheep that want to kill me when I already stole their nukes, I mean... Cookie?

AmnarRanma: Um... no, I never have seen "Young Frankenstein". Oh well. And actually, some of this was a dream... the rest came while I was awake. Actaully, only the Girl Scout scene and the petshop scene from last chapter were dreams. Everything else so far has been while I've been awake.

BritishMindslave: It's supposed to be the most random fanfic ever... I gotta live up to my title... as for your twin, what does she write about then? what else is there to write about besides yu yu hakusho? Although burning her might be a bit harsh... just a thought. (Shrug) Sibling warfare is not my problem unless my brother tries to steal the computer.

Well, that's all I really gotta say, except, enjoy this chapter and REVIEW! Please.

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH. I own ED, MS, Igor, and that's about it.

(With the Little Old Ladies still chasing the cookies, the boys thought it was safe to climb down from the tree)

Yusuke: Now what should we do?

(Everyone else shrugs)

Random Fangirl: Hey, look, it's Kurama and Hiei!

Random Fangirls: YAY!

Kurama and Hiei: -.- Damnit… Run away

Random Fangirls: AFTER THEM! BISHIES!

Kenshin: What's going on? Why are you two running?

Kurama: … That's it! (Puts on a Kenshin costume and forces Kenshin into a Kurama costume)

Kenshin: Oro!

Random Fangirls: Look! Kenshin's with them! GET THEM ALL!

Kurama: They like you too?

Kenshin: I don't know, that I don't. It certainly appears so, that it does.

Kurama: Why are you talking like that?

Kenshin: I do not know, that I don't. That's the way I've always talked, that it is.

Hiei: Oh for crying out loud…

Sanosuke: Oh, there you are, Kenshin. Somebody just kidnapped Karou… again… She wants you to rescue her. Yahiko drank some of my sake and is passed out, so he got kidnapped too. But first, I want you to help me gamble. And I don't want you telling me all the wrong answers like you were in the anime. I want the same ingenuity you showed in the manga. Now let's go! There's money to win!

Kenshin: (Takes off Kurama costume) We should rescue Miss Karou first, that we should.

Sanosuke: Fine. It should be a good fight.

Random Fangirls: OH MY GOD! SANOSUKE! GET THEM!

Bishies: O.O

Voice in the Sky (AKA, Himizu-chan): Ok, I can stand picking on Kurama and Hiei. I can tolerate chasing Kenshin. But Sanosuke is mine! And don't even get me started on Mitari! Now leave them alone! (Uses author powers to make Random Fangirls disappear) As for you two, Kenshin and Sanosuke… Get back to you own goddamn anime!

Kenshin and Sano: O.O Yes ma'am!

(Kenshin and Sano disappear)

Yusuke: -.-; That was random.

ED: Stupid authoress. She discovered our fangirl plot. You know what this means, MS?

MS: It means that it is time to resort to drastic measures…

Igor: Why don't I like the sound of that?

ED: Because these drastic measures are powerful weapons capable of destroying the universe in a single day! And with them, we are unstoppable!

Igor: Oh, thank goodness. I thought that you had found out that the coffee machine is broken.

MS: The coffee machine is broken! NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! T.T

Igor: I'm very sorry Masters, but it will take several days for it to be repaired and we have no money to buy another one.

ED: -.- Fine, here's ten dollars. Now go buy us some Starbucks. And go ahead and get yourself something while you're out.

Igor: YAY! Frappuccino! . Skips away

ED: Why did we hire him again?

MS: Because he's a hunchback and all good evil doctors and mad scientists have a hunchback to serve them. Plus he makes good coffee.

ED: … You have a point. Ah well, time to use the heavy artillery.

(Karasu walks in)

Karasu: You wanted to see me?

Kuwabara: Now what should we do?

(Everyone else shrugs)

(They walk into a store)

Yusuke: (Reading a sign) Yu Yu Hakusho DVD's… Why do we look so ugly in this picture?

Kurama, Hiei, Kuwabara?

Yusuke: (Pulls out marker) Let's see, my hair looks more gelled… And Hiei's hair is spikier… And Kurama's rose does not look like that… and Kuwabara is way more ugly…

Kuwabara: What the heck are you talking about, Urameshi? I am the hottest guy on our show!

Yusuke: (Pretends to vomit) As if…

(Yusuke and Kuwabara start fighting, while the sign looks horrible, covered with scribbles)

Store Manager: Fighting and drawing graffiti, eh, punks? Guess I better call the cops.

Kurama: I really think we should leave now… O.O

(Cops come riding up to the store on kangaroos)

Cop 1: G'day mate, what seems to be the trouble here?

Store Manager: These boys are creating a disturbance and they drew graffiti all over this sign.

Cop 2: (Drunk) (Hic) What be ye wantin' us t'do (hic) yer honor?

Store Manager: -.-# Arrest them, no da,

Cop 1: All right, keep yourself calm, mate. Billy Bob Joe, help me arrest this man.

Store Manager: WHAT! No, not me, you fools, arrest them!

Cop 2: (Hic) Yer disturbin' th' peace wit all yer carryin' on and (hic) suchlike. Now do please come quietly, (hic) yer honor.

Hiei: What are those bizarre animals?

Kurama: They're called kangaroos. They live in Australia.

Yusuke: Who wants to take a joyride!

(The four guys each jump on a kangaroo, because there are four of them for some reason, and ride away while the cops arrest the screaming store manager)

Yusuke: So now what should we do?

(As they ride the kangaroos down the street, wondering what to do, they pass a store with a giant sound system playing random music. A chibi hamster appears on the screen.)

Hamster: And now it's time for everyone's favorite random song, The Llama Song!

Kurama: Llama song! . (Singing)

Here's a llama,

There's a llama,

And another little llama,

Fuzzy llama,

Funny llama,

Llama llama duck,

Llama llama cheesecake,

Llama tablet brick potato llama,

Llama llama mushroom llama,

Llama llama duck!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: O.O

Hiei: (Singing)

I was once a tree house,

I lived in a cake,

But I never saw the way,

The orange slayed the rake,

I was only three years dead,

But it told a tale,

And now listen little child,

To the safety rail!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: O.O;;;

Kurama and Hiei: (Singing)

Did you ever see a llama?

Kiss a llama?

On a llama,

Llama's llama,

Tastes of llama,

Llama llama duck,

Half a llama,

Twice the llama,

Not a llama,

Farmer llama,

Llama in a car,

Alarm a llama,

Llama duck,

Is that how its told now?

Is it all so old?

Is it made of lemon juice?

Doorknob, ankle cold,

Now my song is getting thin,

I've run out of luck,

Time for me to retire now,

And become a duck!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Yusuke: They've gone insane!

Kuwabara: RUN AWAY!

(Kurama and Hiei ride away on their kangaroos, singing The Llama Song again)

A/N: Hee hee… yeah. I was high. What can I say? The Llama Song does exist, it's on and Saru, who has no life, wrote out the lyrics and sent me a copy, so I included it because that is the most random song ever. Everything else was all me! What now! (Does an Anime peace) Wow, I should stop getting so high on caffeine… but if I did, I wouldn't be writing this fic. Read and review peoples! Ja ne!