THE BET!

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People in the background- BOO

A/N – (Glare)

People in background- ….

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AND THANK YOU TO ALLL THE OTHER REVEIWERS! (Too tired and stupid to write anymore) Sorry people I was having a nervous breakdown without my sweet coffee, because you see I'm officially on a NO COFFEE STRIKE! ;) Wish me luck : )

ALSO … I would like to remind you all … Shino DOES have more than one bug in his entire body… am I not correct?

Disclaimer- Yes, yes I do not own Naruto

Also I am SORRY again I didn't get a chance to update sooner SORRY! I just had a lot of activities and stuff to attend to so yup not to mention my friends . SORRY GUYS :P Enjoy though.

The Bet : Chapter Three

With Kakashi

"Psssst…. Lee…Neji" Tenten whispered trying not to get their sensei to notice but Lee and Neji didn't notice either. "PSSSSSSSSST!" Still no response "Forget this…" She grabbed two pebbles and with her 100 accurate aim, she threw them at their heads.

"OW!" Screamed Lee "…" And Neji fell on the floor unconscious (A/N- He has a blind spot remember) and making Tenten roll her eyes 'Geez'. She kicked Neji awake.

"Haven't you wondered what Kakashi sensei looks without his mask on?" The weapon-master asked curiously "Come to think of it…I am kind of interested" Lee replied "Hmph… Just a waste of time…" The Hyuga prodigy said in a who-cares voice. Just as he turned to get back to his training.

But in his thought Neji was thinking… What was under there? Pictures clouded his mind 'Fat cheeks?' 'Sharp nose?' GASP or maybe ' wrinkly face' Neji looked up from his training to look at his sensei who looked up from his perverted book and waved at him.

Shuddering, Neji shoved his pride and walked to his teammates who were plotting a way to see Kakashi's face. "Uhm… Tenten…Lee… I…" Neji's voice got quieter and quieter.

"Hm? What? Say that again…" Lee and Tenten asked teasingly. They knew EXACTLY what he was about to say "I want to see his face…" the white eyed genius grumbled "There! That wasn't so bad" Lee smile 'Damn you Lee and Tenten' Sighing Neji as he turned around. Animated tears came down and started shaking his fist in the air. 'For the sake of curiosity … I'LL DO ANYTHING!'

NOW! with Gai

This was their second and a half time around Konoha "puff puff How…does….Lee, Tenten and Neji do it….?puff Gah! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Sakura screamed as she dropped to the ground with a soft thud "Sakura-channnnnn!" Naruto screamed like a maniac. "Oh my GOD! SHE'S DEAD! DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto cried. "She's only unconscious Dobe…" Sasuke said coldly. "Lets go! We have to hurry and finish the training" "B-but ….Sakura-chan" Naruto said sadly "We can't just leave our teammate here!" The blond ninja screamed.

"Okay…I guess you're right…" Sasuke sighed. Naruto picked up Sakura in her arms

"But I can't run around with Sakura-chan…" Sasuke looked around "LOOK!" He said pointing at an old wheelbarrow "We can put her there and take turns pushing her in it" Sasuke said "Okay! FINE LETS JUST HURRY!" "Fine…Geez don't have to shout you know…" Naruto grumbled.

Sakura's mind Heh… Little do they know…I'm actually awake… I'm just waiting until they go 4 times around Konoha Sakura smirked in her mind. God …I feel bad that I'm doing this but I'm seriously tired… Hehe THANK YOU TSUNDAE-SAMA FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY TEAMATES!

Sakura smiled evilly after she was laid on the wheelbarrow.

With Kurenai

"So… you think women are" Twitch "Troublesome…" Kurenai said calmly but dark aura surrounding her. "Of course I can stand being around Ino, my mom and all but once they let you women take over the mans job…that just jumps the line" Shikamaru said glaring at her.

"Twitch You know… We women have lots of things we don't like but go though them too" Kurenai said in her sweetest voice "But if you won't appreciate us women" Ino nodded " Then you're just going to have to learn how to" She said calmly " But I have an IQ of 200!" "that doesn't count" The red eyed jounin said simply.

The next thing Shikamaru saw was him being knocked out conscious

When he awakened he found him in a….

With Asuma

"Alright kids I have a VERY important…" Important Kiba thought "Special" Special Hinata thought"Mission" Mission Shino thought last.

Long Dramatic pause

"Well? What is it?" Kiba thought irritably considering he stopped talking on an important part like that "Huh? Oh yeah…I was you three …to go to town…and"

"…And…" The three said.

"Buy me a new pack of cigars!" Asuma smiled. The three fell to the ground anime style.

"W-WHAT!" Kiba screamed pointing at the jounin who was smoking his last cigar. Asuma turned to the other direction "You heard me! I just ran out of them… and I'm going crazy…so get me a new pack…" Asuma paused then turned around again with a shadow casting over his eyes and his once dark eyes were shining brightly "Or ….ELSE!" The nicotine addicted man said silently ….but deadly. Then he suddenly returned back to is normal self "Here's the money, Now move or I'll go crazy" Asuma said smiling the sweetest smile he could…..err….smile?

"Yes sir!" Hinata exclaimed saluting and pulled her teammates away before they could object or pick a fight with their sensei about their 'mission'.' Ohhh boy' All three thought.

At the store

"So let me get this straight… You three….want to buy cigarettes!" The lady of the shop screamed "for the last time YES! GEEEEEEEZ" The angry Kiba screamed 'God…Women are so troublesome', the Shikamaru part of him muttered.

The woman crossed her pale arms. "Twitch Well... I happen to be a mother… and when I see naughty children like you three… you know what 'I' do when MY children misbehave?" The shopkeeper whispered menacingly.

"…You reward them with candy?" Shino said dumbly. "I SPANK THEM!" The woman screamed that the top of her lungs. "Ohhh…" The three genins whispered.

They made a mad dash for the door but they got caught in something… Something blocking them from exiting the store of horror- …I mean…STORE OF FUNNN!

"…We seem to be locked in…" The Aburame stated "WELL DUH!" His teammates exclaimed exasperatedly.

"Hehe… No escape… Well you wouldn't expect a former ANBU to allow her …'costumers' to leave without an appropriate thank you" the store owner smiled an evil smile while cracking her knuckles. The three gulped "…Nice knowing you…" Hinata, Shino and Kiba whispered to each other and exchanged glances.

With Neji's team. (A/N FINALLY)

"Okay! Plan 'A' for Artistic, AMAZING and A full proof plan of …'ACTION'" Lee said emphasizing the words. Tenten and Neji sweatdropped at their teammates …idiotic ness. (A/N is that even a word?)

"Okay… ALRIGHT GUYS …WE CANNOT SCREW THIS UP! GOT IT?" The weapon mistress exclaimed punching her balled fist into her hand. "WE HAVE TO BE QUIET!…SNEAKY…and most importantly… PREPARED! GOT THAT HYUGA?" The girl with buns screamed at Neji. Wiping the spit off his face, Neji saluted "YES MADAM!" "Good…Let's roll!" Tenten muttered.

With Kakashi-

"… He took her into the room quietly and began to slowly undress he-….What?" The copycat ninja looked at his replacement students with a questioning look. Neji was sweating from head to toe… Lee was laughing nervously and Tenten was biting her nails.

Kakashi raised an eyebrow. "Is there something you want to ask me?" The jounin asked. "Uhm… Yeah…Actually we were quite tired and we want a short break… If its alright with you Kakashi-sensei…" Tenten muttered. "Sure…" The copy ninja said going back to reading his book. "…No sensei…" Lee mumbled "We want to go to town… We're hungry…" The tai-jutsu specialist urged. Kakashi raised his eyebrow even higher. His one animated eye was crying, "Sniff My students would be caught DEAD walking around with me!" He grabbed all three of them (is that even possible?). "We'll watch a movie, go out for ramen, and then SHOPPING!" The silver-eyed jounin squealed "I've ALWAYS wanted to do this with my students, but Naruto's too busy with other people, Sakura's too busy trying to 'Woo' Sasuke and Sasuke's too busy with revenge sigh" Kakashi finished.

Lee, Neji and Tenten resisted the urge to roll their eyes.

With Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura.

Amazingly, the two genin are already on their last lap and only a block away from their goal. "Gasp A-almost …t-there.." Naruto said out of breath and crawling on his 2 legs. Sasuke heaved as he pushed the wheelbarrow then falling down on the ground face first. "Damn…This is almost even more of a torture than that day Itachi killed the whole clan…" The raven haired Uchiha muttered under his breath. Then he smirked "And Sakura's extra FAT is slowing us down" He KNEW she was lying the whole time, but he just decided to help her, besides this is good for training.

Sakura's eyebrow twitched visibly. "I'M NOT FAT! FOR YOUR INFORMATION IM VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT MY WEIGHT!" The pink-haired kunoichi exploded, then clasped her hands over her mouth. …Shit… Inner-Sakura cured and groaned. QUICK! THINK FAST! Sakura thought quickly. "Ohhh…. Good morning Sasuke-kun …Hehehe…."The said scratching the back of her head. "Wow….look at the time! We'd better hurry!" She exclaimed, then made quick hand-seals and chakra suddenly appeared on her feet. "BYE!" The pink haired kunoichi waved and disappeared in a cloud of dust.

"…What-?" Sasuke stood there dumbly "…Erm…WAIT!" The raven-haired boy exclaimed and also ran, leaving Naruto lying on the ground. "…Some….Team-mates….Ditching me like that…." The blond muttered "SOME TEAMATES!".

(A/N BOOOOOOOORING!) Now with Shikamaru!

"Ugh… My head…" The genius mumbled clutching his head. "W- where AM I?" The genius exclaimed looking around the white room… "…Am I in a coma?… OR AM I DEAD? BECAUSE, IF I AM…I SWEAR TO GOD! I'LL NEVER EVER MAKE FUN OF GIRLS, WOMEN, Catholics or my mothers cooking behind her back! I SWEAR!" The pineapple head screamed to his imaginary friend. You made fun of MY cooking?" A voice rang out.

"Who…Wait…MOM?" Nara Shikamaru partially screamed. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" But before she could respond, Shikamaru glomped her "OH MOMMY, I'M SO SCARED!". Shikamaru's mother gave an exasperate sigh, "Do you even know where you are?" She asked gently (RED ALERT! MOOD SWINGS!) "No…" He mumbled ashamed "DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME MOTHER!… YOU HAVE AN IDIOT FOR A SON!" He bawled turning from his mother. Suddenly Shikamaru's mother started shaking and looked like she was going to turn into the Hulk or something.

"Okay… I promised I wouldn't do this but I can't take this anymore…" The woman muttered "GET. (slap) AHOLD (slap!) OF (Slap!) YOURSELF! (SLAP!)" The 'crazy' lady screamed. "AHHHHHHHHH!" Shikamaru's mother screamed like a female version of Tarzan, This freaked Shikamaru enormously and he grabbed a kunai attempting to protect himself from his crazy mother.

At that moment, a crew of ANBU came busting through the door and shot his mother with a tranquilizer. "Ugh…POKEMON!" She randomly screamed and she fell on the floor.

"Sorry about that, your mother was addicted to space cakes and she somehow went crazy …" He mumbled trailing off. "Oh yes…That reminds me WHERE THE HELL IS KURENAI?" The Chuunin demanded hitting his legs with every word he said, forgetting about the kunai in his hand which was already in stabbing position. "Uhm… Right this way sir…" And ANBU muttered directing his out of the 'white' room and eyeing the floor which was trailing with red liquid. "…I'm not cleaning that up…" One of them mumbled.

Outside

Why is it so dark in here? Brr…So chilly. "This way" The ANBU directed, pointing to the end of the hall. "Go straight…Kurenai will be in there" The masked man finished. Shikamaru nodded, "Okay Shikamaru…Find Kurenai and GET OUT OF HERE!" He started running and the hall was really dark he couldn't see where he as going. BLAM! He fell back down and landed on his butt. "OW!" The genius shrieked rubbing his aching bum. "Oops … Sorry" A person in the room mumbled and flickered on the light. The got back up and WALKED across the hall. He reached the door and took a deep breath, "Here goes…" Creek "…Oh…My….GOD!"
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A/N FINALLY DONE:P HOPE YOU LIKED THAT CLIFFHANGER!