Himizu-chan: (Stares at computer) OMG I LOVE YOU GUYS! Holy cow, this is the most reviews I've ever had for just two chapters! I think... It's certainly the fic with the largest number of different reviewers at least. Anywho... THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! I feel so loved. (Is very happy, although that might be because she had a Mountain Dew at 11:30 in the morning, the second earliest time when she actaully sleeps at night, not counting Mountain Dew binges at 4:00 am.) So, now for the reviewer responses.

Pure white cat: I'm so glad you think it's funny! I look forward to more reviews, although I didn't quite understand what you were talking about... but you said I'd see later, so I'll wait.

wonderingprophet: I'm sorry friend, but it's true. You have no life.Yes, yay for kangaroos!

Mystical Demon: Just for the record, that was the shortest review I've ever received, but I have obeyed. And I really don't care that it was only one word as long as people review, so if that's what you wanna do, be my guest! Thanks for reviewing.

IrishKitsune: Thank you, thank you. But please don't die! More randomness is coming and you need to be alive to enjoy it!

Xhu: (Nods) Yes, the llama song rocks. Thank you for saying that I rock. Although I feel sorry for the monkeys in your review... O.O

Well, as I said, thank you all for reviewing! I hope this chapter is just as satisfactory as the last chapter! Read and review! BTW, I wrote a portion of this while listening to Private Hell by Iggy Pop and Green Day, so that might account for a small part of the randomness in the story...

Disclaimer: I own only ED, MS, Igor, and most of the randomness! Oh yeah! Booyah! I do not own the Teletubbies. If I did, I would not own them, I would own their corpses, which would have bore marks of torture. (Laughs insanely)

ED: O.O Um… that was unexpected. (Stares in horror at Kurama and Hiei from the TV screen)

Karasu: I quite agree… Remind me again why I'm in love with Kurama.

MS: Hell if I know!

Karasu: He's too crazy. I'm leaving.

ED: Get back here, you would be in hell right now if it weren't for us!

Karasu: At least hell isn't so random.

ED: -.- You have a point… But that is not the point!

Karasu: Look, this is stupid. I'm leaving.

MS: You can't just leave!

Karasu: Watch me!

Voice in the Sky: (You kinda knew I'd be back, didn't you?) You wanna leave? Your wish is my command!

(There is a sudden explosion and a cloud of smoke appears)

(Karasu disappears)

(Igor returns, drinking a giant Frappuccino)

Igor: Oh no, don't tell me. You tried make microwave pizza and the microwave exploded again.

ED: -.- No.

Igor: You made another baked potato explode in the microwave?

MS: -.- No.

Igor: You tried to cook another piece of dynamite and it blew up the kitchen?

ED: -.-; No…

Igor: You blew up the popcorn popper again?

MS: -.-; No…

Igor: That moldy cheddar cheese that I've been trying to make you throw out has come to life and blown up the kitchen, just like the Swiss cheese did last Halloween?

ED and MS: -.-# NO! That stupid authoress sent Karasu away!

Igor: Oh… good. We don't have enough money to pay for any more repairs or to pay bail.

ED and MS: -.-() Oh shut up and give us our coffee.

(In a random field full of butterflies, flowers, bunny rabbits, and all that good stuff)

(Karasu appears)

Karasu: What the hell?

Voice in the Sky: Hey, I didn't say you would enjoy the place I was taking you, did I? This is now your private hell.

Karasu: O.O But… it's so… pretty! Yuck!

Voice in the Sky: -.- No da. That's why it's your hell.

Karasu: I hate you.

Voice in the Sky: The feeling's mutual. But I'm forgetting the best part. HERE BOYS!

(Teletubbies appear)

Karasu: O.O Oh no…

Voice in the Sky: If you apologize, I might let you out.

Karasu: FORGET IT, YOU CLOWN!

Voice in the Sky: You… called… me…a… CLOWN! DIE, BASTARD!

(A shower of bricks comes pouring out of the sky onto Karasu's head)

Karasu: PLEASE STOP! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!

Voice in the Sky: It's too late. I might have let you go, but now… Grr… this calls for heavy artillery.

(An army of green radioactive ghetto hamsters comes running out of nowhere and all start attacking Karasu)

Karasu: HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Voice in the Sky: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Kurama: (Stops singing) I don't quite understand it, but I have the strangest feeling that Himizu is torturing someone…

Hiei: (Also stops singing) Just your imagination.

(At that wonderful moment, a herd of guinea pigs came charging down the middle of the street chasing a band of chipmunks.)

Guinea Pigs: Give us back our cheese you striped bastards!

Chipmunks: NEVER!

Guinea Pigs: Then you shall perish! GET THEM!

(Chipmunks begin looking around frantically for a place to hide. They see Hiei and suddenly charge at him, looking as though they've seen their savior.)

Chipmunks: Our savior! Our savior! (They continue to race towards Hiei)

Hiei: (Completely freaked out) Get the hell away from me, you freaks!

(Chipmunks jump on Hiei and hide in his hair)

Hiei: (Screaming like a girl) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs around waving his hands, still screaming like a girl)

Yusuke and Kuwabara: O.O (Fall on the ground, laughing so hard that they're crying)

Kurama: O.O Um… This isn't good…

Hiei: HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! GET THEM OUT OF MY HAIR!

(The guinea pigs don't bother to slow their charge and they all jump onto Hiei as well)

Guinea Pigs: He is an ally of the hated chipmunks! Show no mercy! (They proceed to attack Hiei)

Hiei: HHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (They pass out because they have not inhaled for several minutes)

Kurama: (Thinking fast) Look! A sparrow stole the popcorn and just ran into that warehouse over there!

Guinea Pigs and Chipmunks: NOOOOOOOOO! Not the popcorn!

Guinea Pigs: We will forgive your act of stealing our cheese if you agree to help us liberate the popcorn from the evil sparrows.

Chipmunks: It's a bargain!

(Guinea Pigs and Chipmunks shake paws, glare at the warehouse, then jump off Hiei and charge off screaming war cries)

Guinea Pigs and Chipmunks: YYYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DIE YOU FREAKY FEATHERED FREEBOOTERS! YOU SHALL PAY FOR STEALING OUR POPCORN!

Hiei: (Lying on the ground, twitching like mad) Furry…fuzzy… rodent…things… (Eye twitches)

Kurama: Are you okay?

Hiei: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kurama: -.- Guess not…

ED: Wow, even more unexpected… Hiei is afraid of fluffy things…

MS: …… (Is too dumbstruck to reply)

ED: Enough of these foolish games! If we are going to drive them mad, we must do something so horrible, so crazy, that they will go screaming to the world that the world is being taken over by cats and orthodontists!

MS: What if we send an envoy to the blue aliens?

ED: (Can't believe his ears) You, sir, are without a doubt the most insane and incredibly idiotic person I have ever met. You're brilliant!

A/N: What can I say? That was really fun to write. The thing with the chipmunks and guinea pigs came to me randomly, just like most everything I've written, which is probably why everyone likes it so much. If there are any Hiei fangirls out there, please don't hurt me, but this was too good to pass up! (Cringes) If there are any Karasu fangirls out there, you should get a new guy. That's advice from someone with the interests of Karasu dying at heart. (Laughs evilly) If you wanna see Karasu humiliated beyond your wildest dreams, you should read my Big-Screen TV's and Nuclear Bombs fic in a few chapters, big Karasu torture coming up in another two or three chapters! Read and review! Ja ne!