Himizu-chan: X.X

Ryouko: (Pokes Himizu-chan) You'll have to forgive her... she has an absolute mountain of math homework... she's been drinking Mountain Dew and working on it for hours and I think her mind has finally snapped.

Himizu-chan: My math teacher is the spawn of Satan.

Ryouko: I know Himizu-chan... but there's some nice reviewers at the door. They looked peaceful for a while, but I think they're getting restless.

Himizu-chan: Lucky them. I wrote another chapter. At least, I think I did. (Checks computer) Yep, I did.

Ryouko. -.- You are really out of it today, aren't you?

Himizu-chan: Huh?

Ryouko: -.- I rest my case.

Review Response:

wonderingprophet: Yes, torturing Karasu is fun. (Laughs likea maniac) And you gotta love the chipmunks! Chipmunks rule!

Kato Shingetsu: O.O Wow, what a name. I can't type today, so I had to type it about ten times before I got it right... at least, I think I got it right... I hope I got it right... (Passes out again, is hit on the head by Ryouko) Anywho! Glad to learn that I got a new reviewer! I have updated! I'm glad to hear you love it!

Mystical Demon: For the record, I don't care if you're lazy, as long as you review. (Cracks up at Mystical Demon's image) Yeah, I thought of something along those lines, only the chipmunks were running, so I was kinda thinking something like what pilgrims do, walk a few steps, then kneel and bow, then get up and keep walking, then do it again... Yeah. Poor Hiei. I'm so mean. (Laughs like a maniac) Thanks for the review!

I shall update as the randomness comes to me! Now, off to do math homework! (Takes three steps, passes out again) I think I need another Mountain Dew...

Hiei: Are they gone?

Kurama: Yes, they're gone. Are you okay?

Hiei: I think so… (Scratches head, a chipmunk jumps out and runs to the warehouse)

Kuwabara and Yusuke: (Wake up) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Yusuke: That was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen!

Kuwabara: Ha ha ha ha ha! The shrimp is afraid of fluffy things! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Hiei: -.-# (Pulls out katana)

Kuwabara and Yusuke: O.O AAAAAHHHHHHHHH! (Run away)

ED: (Talking on the phone) Is this the leader of the blue aliens? It is? YOU are the leader…? No, sir, it's perfectly acceptable, I was just taken by surprise… No, I'm not trying to offend you... Yes, of course… Yes, we have a preposition to make to you… Yes, it involves chaos, pain, and destruction… You'll do it? Great! Of course we'll pay you well for your services… Yes we have plenty of money! (Crosses fingers) You'll be here in half an hour to discuss the terms? Wonderful! See you then. Good-bye.

MS: Well?

ED: (Collapses into chair) Their leader is one of the most frightening figures I could ever have imagined!

MS: Who is it? Ronald McDonald?

ED: No, worse.

MS: Big Bird?

ED: No, worse.

MS: Barney?

ED: Even worse.

MS: That bad, eh?

ED: Yep. Any more guesses?

MS: Nope… Unless it's…

Mysterious Person: HO HO HO!

MS: Oh no…

ED: Yep. Remember, this was your idea.

MS: Oh shit…

Yusuke: Is it just me, or did the air suddenly get colder?

Kuwabara: It feels…festive… in a really creepy sorta way.

Kurama: It's a terrible presence… something that we'll never be able to get away from. Like an incredibly powerful demon…

Hiei: I smell… blood… and roasting chestnuts… you know that's actually a very tasty dish.

Kuwabara: Oh, that was sick! You didn't need to share that, shrimp!

Hiei: -.-# Stop calling me that! Grr…

Mysterious Person: HO HO HO!

ED: Remember, he is going to be our ally… we better not offend him.

MS: Right. I just hope he didn't bring…

Mysterious Person: I hope you don't mind if I bring my secretary in!

MS: Oh no…

ED: (Death glare at MS) Of course, sir, bring your secretary in if you want! Make yourself at home!

Santa Claus: Now, you wanted to talk about an attack using my blue aliens?

ED: Yes sir, we did.

Santa Claus: Then let's talk. Rudolph, come take notes!

(Rudolph walks in, sits down, and begins taking notes)

ED and MS: O.O

Igor: Will you be taking any coffee, sirs?

ED: Mr. Claus, will you and your… secretary… join us for coffee?

Santa Claus: No thank you. If you have some eggnog, I'll take that. If you don't have that, then we'll be fine. But can we please get the terms of this attack?

MS: Certainly. (Turns TV monitor so Santa can see it) These four boys are subjects of our latest experiment. We are trying to crack their minds so we can probe and control their minds. To crack them, we need to drive them insane. You can help.

Santa Claus: (Death glare) And how can myself and my blue aliens help with the trivial task of driving those pathetic boys insane? (Pissed off)

ED: Oh, no, you completely misunderstand! These boys can't be driven mad by simple methods such as little old ladies or crazy chipmunks and guinea pigs! Only powerful fighters that they can't defeat can drive them mad. We want you to send everything you have at these boys, harass them, defeat them, and bring them back here. If you do your job correctly, those boys will be driven mad and submit to our powerful mind-controlling devices and WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Santa Claus: (Seriously ticked off) YOU will rule the world! YOU! You are nothing but pathetic humans!

MS: What are you then?

Santa Claus: I AM AN ALMIGHTY POWERFUL IMMORTAL DEMONIC BEING!

ED and MS: O.O

Santa Claus: And once my blue aliens join forces with the Cosmic Sheep we will rule the world!

MS: But… but I wanted the Cosmic Sheep… (Sniff)

Santa Claus: Come, Rudolph! We must contact the Cosmic Sheep at once and complete this task and begin our reign of terror and turmoil! (Runs out, followed by Rudolph) On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen! On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen!

(Santa and his reindeer fly away)

ED: Well… that went well.

MS: He's going to steal my Cosmic Sheep! T.T

Igor: And… where are we going to get the money to pay them?

ED: Leave that to me!

Igor: Great… We're doomed.

MS: WWWAAAHHHHH! T.T

Santa Claus: HO HO HO!

Yusuke: WTF! Christmas is over! It's April for crying out loud!

Kuwabara: O.O ……. (Too freaked out to talk) (Grabs Yusuke's sleeve and shakes frantically)

Yusuke: -.- What is it Kuwabara?

Kuwabara: O.O ……. (Still too freaked out to talk) (Points at the sky)

Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke: (Look up) O.O

Sleigh Bell: Jingle jingle bonk! (Lands on Kuwabara's head)

Kuwabara: . … (Knocked out)

Kurama, Hiei, and Yusuke: -.-

Santa's hat: Plop! (Lands on Yusuke's head)

Yusuke: I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE! (Runs away and crashes into a tree) .

Kurama and Hiei: -.-

Santa's Big Bag of Toys: THUD! (Lands on the ground where Kurama and Hiei were standing)

Kurama and Hiei: -.- (Standing in a tree where they jumped to avoid being hit by anything)

Santa: #& #& #!

Kurama: O.O Whatever happened to just 'ho ho ho'?

Hiei: I dunno, but I think it's an improvement.

Kurama: O.O Santa is the idol of small children! He gives them presents! He shouldn't teach them how to curse!

Hiei: Those deprived children need to get a new idol then.

Kurama: You may be right… What about the Easter Bunny?

Hiei: (Shifty eyes) He met an untimely demise…

Kurama: O.O Hiei, you didn't!

Hiei: No, I didn't.

Kurama: Phew.

Hiei: My dragon on the other hand…

Kurama: O.O You really don't have a heart, do you?

Hiei: Nope.

Kurama: -.-

(Santa suddenly rings a giant bell)

Bell: Ding-dong the witch is dead!

Kurama and Hiei: -.-

(Giant spaceships come flying up with about 5,000 giant blue aliens with seven long tentacles, five eyes, and lots of deadly weapons climbing out to do battle)

Kurama: We just might need backup.

Hiei: Maybe… at least one more person should be enough.

Kurama: Sounds great.

Hiei: I kinda feel sorry for those pathetic aliens.

Santa Claus: But this is not all of my vast army!

Cosmic Sheep: BAH! KILL! BAH!

(About 5,000 neon-green sheep armed with weapons of mass destruction appear on the ground, surrounding Kurama, Hiei, and the unconscious Yusuke and Kuwabara)

Hiei: Ok… maybe we'll need two people for backup…

Whew... Writing fics when I'm half-dead and loaded with math homework... Tell me what you think, but I'm not doing that again. I don't care what my math teacher says. Now, the blue aliens led by Santa Claus came from Saru and her friend Amber. I just took a few... creative liberties, like adding Rudolph. The Cosmic Sheep are annoying pests. They're trying to kill me. Very sad. I think I invented them, but I'm not sure... It's a story I wrote a long time ago... Oh well... Randomness forever! Read and Review! Ja ne!