A little bit of sex for the kinky fan. Enjoy. And review.

Convincing in Vain

Link fingered Tetra's dagger gently, staring down at it, brow furrowed.

"Oh, cheer up, Link... There are other fish in the sea, ya know," said Komali, putting a hand on Link's shoulder.

"Look, for the millionth time, DON'T TOUCH ME. Having a sexual relationship with you is not something I plan to do!" Link shot.

"But what about that time in Cancun when we --"

"Don't you EVER bring that up again!"

"Jeez, alright, alright!"

Link squeezed the dagger, shut his eyes tightly, and took a deep breath to calm his nerves.

"Now..." he said quietly, "This 'Zora's Domain'... How much farther is it?"

"We're not even half way there yet, Link. We're not even off Death Mountain!"

"So?"

"Well, we've been walking all day, and night's just about here...I think we should camp."

"But it's all hard and rocky!" Link exclaimed.

"You're the Wind Waker and the Hero of Winds, and you don't know how to rough it?" questioned a somewhat incredulous Komali.

"No, not really," Link answered.

"Well, I'm not walking any farther!" Komali stated defiantly.

"FINE! I'LL GO WITHOUT YOU!" Link snapped haughtily, strutting onward.

"You don't even know where to go!"

Link stopped.

"So?"

"How can you get anywhere without knowing where you should go?"

"Um..."

"That's what I thought. Now get back here and stop being such a prick! Jeez..."

It was final. They were camping on Death Mountain.

Link moaned, opened his eyes, and lifted his torso slightly to adjust his position. The rough sleeping surface was doing no favors for his body, especially his neck at the moment. However, just as he was about to make the move, he caught sight of something all too familiar.

Red eyes partly obscured by curly blonde hair free of the usual headband gleamed at him, looking rather serious. The face of their owner frowned slightly at Link, her body eerily still from its position on the small boulder near him.

Link fumbled around for Tetra's dagger, and upon finding it, hastily pointed it at the girl.

"Thought you could sneak up on me, huh, Bambi?" he hissed, rather shrilly.

Bambi's eyes narrowed slightly and briefly, so that it was merely a facial twitch. She sighed quietly, her brow furrowing more so, the frown deepening.

"Why are you here?" Link demanded. "You've come for a fight or something, right?"

Bambi glanced around nervously.

"...No..." she said slowly.

Link gave her a funny look. She seemed...not herself...

"What the hell's your problem, Bambi?"

Bambi ignored the question, and turned cool.

"Link, tell me something...don't you think your attempts to rid the world of me and save it are, oh, how you say...vain?"

"No, not really. Actually, I think it's working out quite well."

Bambi's face twitched again.

"Don't you feel that you've lost Tetra forever?" she asked, her eyes flashing with a strange determination.

"...I don't know. What the hell are you getting at?" Link answered with suspicion.

Bambi glanced around rather fearfully.

Then she told him acidly, "Look! You're not gonna win, so just give up now!"

"Well, that's rather blunt."

"So?"

"Why do you want me to give up all of a sudden?" Link asked.

Bambi stood up so quickly Link jumped.

"WHY SO MANY QUESTIONS?" she shrieked.

Link inched backward a little, and turned to see if Komali, who was sleeping next to him, was roused by the noise. He wasn't.

Turning back to Bambi, a little incredulous, Link replied, "I'm not the one full of questions! You are!"

"You dare to contradict ME, fool?" Bambi took a step forward.

Link moved backward more so.

"What the -- what's wrong with you? Well...besides the usual, BUT STILL!"

"I'll show you who's boss!" Bambi snapped, and suddenly, she lept upon Link and starting ripping off his clothes.

Link fell backward onto Komali, who remained sleeping.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Link yelled, struggling; but in moments, Bambi had relieved him of all apparrel.

Pressing him down firmly on Komali's back, she nipped his ears, pecked her lips along his jaw bone, and lowered her face to the center of his neck.

"RAPIST! RAPIST!" Link screeched.

Bambi bit his neck.

"OW, HEY!"

It was then that Link noticed his eye mark burning, and the burning steadily worsened as time progressed.

Slamming his fist down on Komali's back as hard as he could, Link shouted, "KOMALI, WAKE UP!"

Komali mumbled something in his sleep, and did not wake up.

"MOTHER FUCKER! AAAAGGGHHH..." The pain from the eye worsened.

Bambi lifted her head and asked with a smirk masking her strange uneasiness, "Oh, is that mean old eye mark acting up again? Would you like me to make the pain go away?"

"...Yeah, that would be nice."

Bambi nipped him right on the mark.

It was probably the worst pain that Link had ever felt; he found himself wishing that the end of him would come.

"AAAAAHHHHH, KOMALI, W...WAKE UP...!"

Komali slept on.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU, LIKE, HAVE A SLEEPING DISORDER OR SOMETHING?" Link barked at the unconcious form of the Rito he sat upon.

Bambi flicked the mark with her tongue. The pain, having dulled somewhat, fired up again. Link cried out.

"If you think THAT'S painful, wait until you see what I have in store for you next, plaything! Hehehehehe!" Bambi chuckled gleefully, her strange uneasiness subsiding rapidly now that Link seemed to be both amusing and arousing her greatly.

While still maintaining the task of keeping Link in place, she took off her own clothes. Link continued to struggle. He felt nauseous from the mark, but instead of weakening him, all the pain gave him more energy. However, it was nowhere near enough. Despite the fact that his attacker was petite, noticeably more so than Tetra and others, she had been blessed with the Triforce of Power, and Link was too much of a dumbass to know that if one with such power did not wish to be moved, then she would not be moved. It would have done him more good to just give in. His body turned on him by allowing him to feel some unwanted pleasure as Bambi forced his entrance into her.

Funny. It hurt and felt good? Both at the same time!

Good Goddesses, this is like domination... Link thought incredulously. Heh...cool. Wait, not cool.

"KOMALI! KO-MA-LI!" Link bellowed, eyes shut tightly as he pounded Komali with his fist again. This time, it was half out of desperation, half a reaction to the sex.

Bambi pushed him in deeply, then placed a hand on his chest and pushed him down as flat as he could go. Tangling her fingers in his hair, she forced her tongue into his mouth.

Did Tetra experience anything similar to this...? Link wondered.

About 2 hours later, Link had reached orgasm. Bambi removed herself from him.

The pain that Link had thought would stem from the eye mark upon Bambi's entry finally hit him, worse than anything imagineable, worse than what he had previously thought was the worst.

Bambi, who had dressed quickly, sat back and watched with a grin, eyes flashing maliciously.

"Oh, is that boo-boo acting up again, sweetie?" she asked in a teasingly evil fashion.

Link clutched at Komali's clothes (He was still on top of him) desperately, as if that could stop the pain. The words "You bitch!" just barely flashed in his mind. It hurt too much to cry out, it hurt too much to throw up, it hurt too much to do much of anything but fall unconcious. So he did.

"Step away NOW..." threatened a voice behind Bambi.

Her eyes widened, and she turned to face the speaker with the look of a dog who had been punished for chewing up its master's slippers.

Daphness Nohansen Hyrule glared at her.

"Leave him alone before I am forced to cause you harm! Or perhaps I could just pry into your mind again, and find out that dirty little secret you seem to be guarding so very jealously... Unless, of course, you would care to just come out and say it?"

Bambi's eyes flashed with viciousness and anger before she scampered away.

The king approached the limp form of Link.

"YO! LINK!" he said.

Link did not respond. Daphness kicked him. Still no response. He let out a sigh.

The sigh seemed to be the thing that awakened them sleeping Rito beneath the victim.

"WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?" Komali demanded, his eyes shooting open.

"That was me sighing, Komali..."

"Oh."

Komali attempted to sit up, but found that he could not, for Link lay sprawled on his back.

"Umm, Daphness? Did Link have, um...a sexual encounter with me?" he asked warily.

"Mmm, no, not with you..." replied the king steadily.

"What do you mean...?" Komali asked.

"You mean to say you heard absolutely nothing?"

"Wait, I think I did. There was cancan music involved, right?"

"What? No."

"Oh...then I didn't hear anything. Why, what happened? Why's Link all...naked?"

"Bambi just banged him. I got it all on tape, too! Haha..." the king chortled.

"Woah, cool. I had a dream like that once..." Komali said absentmindedly.

"Well, come on, let's wake him up..." mumbled Daphness, pulling Link off of Komali who then sat up.

"Link...Link, wake up!" said Komali, shaking Link's shoulders gently.

Link moaned. His left hand twitched.

Komali shook him a little harder.

"Come on, wake up, man!"

Link sighed quietly, still unconcious for the most part.

"WAKE UP, DUFUS!" said the king, giving Link a hard kick. That was enough.

"Ow, hey..." Link mumbled in a barely audible mumbled as he pulled himself into a sitting position.

"Oh!" he uttered, suddenly moving onto his hands and knees and throwing up all over the ground.

"Aw, gross, man!" said Komali disgustedly, looking away.

"Do I look pretty bad right now...?" Link asked hoarsely, breathing deeply and remaining in the same position.

Replied Komali, "Hmmm...well, yes and no. I'd say you look like someone who got fucked for two hours, to be specific."

"Yeah, well, he did get fucked for two hours, you know," said the king with a nod.

"Gggrrr, I'll get her!" Link snarled, jumping to his feet. Too weak from the trauma of the mark's pain at the present to remain standing for even mere seconds, he fell over, only to be caught by Komali. Link subconciously threw his arms around the prince's neck for support.

"We certainly do end up in the most awkward of positions quite frequently, no?" said Komali. Link hastily took his arms away from Komali, who set him back on his feet and steadied him carefully.

Link shoved Komali away viciously, and stormed forward.

"COME ON! WE ARE GOING TO FIND THIS RUTO PERSON NOW!"

Daphness rolled his eyes, seized Link by the shoulder and roughly jerked him back. Link swayed dangerously, and Komali scampered forward to prevent him from falling just in case.

Said the king, "We're not going anywhere tonight. I'll stay with the two of you for a little while, for I have nothing better to do, and besides...I think you might need me. Also, I really should explain this incident tomorrow..."

Komali helped a thoroughly annoyed Link lay down.

"Get some sleep, Link...you're not gonna be able to do anything if you don't rest," he said.

Daphness lay down too. All was silent for a few minutes.

Finally, Komali broke it by saying, "Do you think if we ran into Bambi again, she'd give me a hand job?"