A/N: You probably don't wanna hear it, but I have to say that I'm having trouble getting my random fits lately, which explains why I'm not updating nearly as often as I'd like to... -.-; Oh well. Thank you for all the wonderful reviews.
Cresent Moon of The Night Sky: I will continue as long as the randomness continues. We'll see how that turns out... But after a long day at school, randomness is a good thing.
Kato Shingetsu: Personally, I don't think there's anything wrong with Florida. I like Florida. But I shouldn't talk, cuz I live in Ohio. XD I'm not a redneck, but my grandpa says he is. I think he's a hillbilly though. So no hillbilly jokes, please. Other than that, funny review, lol! I would actually enjoy more of those.
Saru: Well, you don't have to review. But then I won't update. And I couldn't care less if you twitched and you have no aliens. Santa took them all. Evil thing.
So yeah. I'll try to update again soon, but I dunno if I'll be able to cuz I have a killer Marine Bio project due on Monday and it's kinda worth a third of my grade... X.X So don't expect any updates for a while.
Disclaimer: Must we? I own the randomness. Soon I shall be the godess of randomness! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
(The Cosmic Sheep pulled out nukes and charged forward, baa-ing for all they were worth. The blue aliens readied their laser guns and they flew forward in their weird flying saucers. People everywhere were running for cover)
Kurama: Mew… I DON'T WANNA DIE!
Hiei: -.- Shaddup fool. (Begins to kick Yusuke and Kuwabara) Come on bakas, wake up, damn you!
Kuwabara: No Mommy, I don't wanna go to school with Shizuru. She makes me carry her book bag and she snuffs out her cigarettes in my hair.
Hiei: That would explain your dead brain cells… they've been fried.
Kuwabara: Huh? Hiei? What the hell are you kicking me for, shrimp?
Hiei: -.- I thought I told you to stop calling me that!
Yusuke: Go away Keiko. I hate school.
Hiei: -.- Morons.
Yusuke: Huh?
Hiei: -.- I rest my case.
Kurama: I really think we should be somewhere else. They're pointing missiles at us.
Yusuke: Missiles? What? Who's pointing missiles at us?
Hiei: Fools.
Kurama: They're going to shoot us now.
Hiei: Damn them all. I don't want to die by their damn missiles. Let other fools do that. (Jumps into a tree and then onto a building)
Kuwabara: What's with the sheep? Hey, it's Santa!
Kurama, Yusuke, and Hiei slap their heads, then Yusuke and Kurama jumped onto the building with Hiei)
Santa: Ready, aim, fire!
Missile: Woosh! BOOM!
Cosmic Sheep and Blue Aliens: Hooray!
Kuwabara: AAAAHHHHHHH! GETEMOFF, GETEMOFF, GETEMOFF, GETEMOFF, GETEMOFF, GETEMOFF, GETEMOFF, GETEMOFF, GETEMOFF!
(Kuwabara lying on the ground covered with preying mantises which are pinching him viciously.)
Hiei: -.- This is their big weapon?
More Missiles: BOOM! (Building blows up)
(All three fall to the ground, somehow unharmed)
Cosmic Sheep 1: (Seizes Hiei and holds a small knife to his throat) You are our prisoner.
Hiei: Very funny. That silly Swiss army knife doesn't scare me.
Cosmic Sheep 1: Heh. (Knife suddenly grows a foot long, pricking Hiei's throat)
Hiei: (Eye twitch) All right… It's not silly.
(All four boys are suddenly prisoners)
Santa: Mwa ha ha! No one can stand against me and my army of blue aliens and Cosmic Sheep! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!
Yusuke: I hate to do this, but I'm thinking we need to ask for help…
Voice in the Sky: No, ya think? Idiots… I guess I better help you… All YYH fans would maul me if I let you be killed by a bunch of green sheep… never mind that those things have the power to wipe out this entire planet except for the fact that they want to kill me first. Oh well. You guys owe me big for this. HEY SHEEP! YO! UP HERE, YOU WOOLY BAGS OF MINDLESS FLUFF! I KNOW YOUR SECRETS! I'VE BEEN TO YOUR HEADQUARTERS! I HAVE THE POWER TO DESTROY YOU! DON'T YOU JUST WANT TO KILL ME!
Cosmic Sheep: It is the girl! Quick, we must slay her! Hurry! Bah, bah, kill, bah!
Santa: Come back here, you lackeys! Stupid sheep…
Voice in the Sky: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Come and get me, you stupid woolen sweaters from Hell!
Cosmic Sheep: We'll get you yet!
Santa: STOP!
(Sheep drop the four boys and run off to try to find the Voice in the Sky)
Kurama: Good thing they're so dumb…
Yusuke: Tell me about it. Now let's teach these blue octopi a lesson.
(The four boys get up, ready to do battle when…)
: Meow! Meow, kill!
Kuwabara: Kitties!
Hiei: You're kidding me. Himizu's lost her mind.
Voice in the Sky: HEY! I heard that, creep.
Hiei: Good. Now get rid of the maniac cats.
Voice in the Sky: Love to, can't.
Hiei: Why not?
Voice in the Sky: What, get rid of them? You've gotta be kidding! They're out to kill me, and they're a hell of a lot smarter than those sheep! Besides that, I didn't write them in. This story's gotten away from me. I'm no longer in control. I need to go find some backup.
Yusuke: What the hell? Are you saying you can't help us anymore!
Voice in the Sky: Pretty much, yeah. I can't do anything about them. Sorry guys. But here's something that might help you hold them off until I get back.
(Bags of catnip, kryptonite, and photos of crooked teeth appeared in front of them)
Hiei: Do we wanna know?
Voice in the Sky: Probably not… Just use them, unless you wanna be pushing up daisies. I'll be back as soon as I can!
Cats: Where did the Cosmic Sheep go? They were going to lead us to the hated Himizu! Those treacherous sheep! They have betrayed us! They shall pay!
: But until then… kill the blue aliens! They are trying to take over the world! That makes them our enemies! Slay, my sweet little cats, slay them!
Yusuke: Oh dear God…
Kuwabara: Kitties!
Cats: Meow! (Begin mauling Kuwabara)
Kuwabara: Ow! Ow! Stop it! You sweet little kitties, why are you hurting me! Ow, ow!
Hiei, Yusuke, and Kurama: -.- Good God…
Cats: Yahahhahha! (Begin randomly shooting random buildings and crap with their machine guns… o.O)
Hiei: (Throws bags of catnip over his shoulder) Fetch.
Cats: CATNIP! YAY! Meow meow meow!
: Come back here and help me defeat the blue aliens!
Cats: You're mean to us! We don't like you!
: I am your master! You must obey me! Get back here, you ungrateful fleabags!
Kurama: Well, now I know why Himizu gave us kryptonite.
Superman: Come back here, you unappreciative felines!
Hiei and Yusuke: All righty then.
Kuwabara: Where'd the kitties go!
Hiei: They left.
Kuwabara: No more kitties! T.T
Hiei: They just tried to kill you.
Kuwabara: The kitties would never do that! They love me! I must find them again! Kitties! (Runs off)
Yusuke: Well, he just went off to meet death… What's next?
Superman: The cats left me! They are traitors to the cause! I shall make them pay! But first, we must defeat the blue aliens, Santa Claus, and those four… three… humans!
Hiei: -.-# H…Humans…? Grr… (Draws sword and promptly kills every single blue alien… why he didn't kill Superman is sort of beyond everyone… whatever)
Superman: You are robbing me of my victims in my assent to supreme ruler! You shall be punished! Get him!
: Let's give him braces! Let's pull his teeth around until he screams for mercy!
Kurama: Oh dear…
Orthodontists: Mwa ha ha ha ha! Let us use our diabolical instruments of torture to cause pain in the mouths of every person in the world!
Yusuke: I'll handle this! (Seizes pictures of crooked teeth) Ha ha!
Orthodontists: O.O
Yusuke: Yes! Feast your eyes on these! Crooked teeth! Look at these overbites and massive gaps!
Orthodontists: NOO! Horrid nasty offensive images blatantly mocking our noble profession!
Yusuke: (Makes paper airplanes out of the pictures and throws them at the orthodontists) Ha ha! We mock you and your so-called 'noble' job! Just try and put braces on these pearly whites! (Flashes a mocking smile at the freaked-out orthodontists)
Hiei: -.- Show-off…
ED: (Watching everything on that moving camera thing) Well… That was most unexpected… Still, Superman is a powerful foe and I don't think they'll be able to get away from him.
MS: Yeah… and neither will we when he tries to take over the world instead of us…
ED: -.- Keep your smart-assed opinions to yourself, Mr. Gloom and Doom.
MS: Keep in mind that I'm the one that made that camera and that brain-probe… Without me, you'd still be sitting in that office on Washington, poisoning little old ladies after you managed to change their wills so that all the money was left to your office, which you later embezzled from…
ED: -.-# You fight dirty.
Igor: Why me? That's all I wanna know! Why me?
A/N: I do not own any cats, orthodontists, or Superman. Wouldn't want to either, come to that. X.X Read and Review! Ja ne!