A/N: I have officially kept this fic going for more than a month! All must praise me! Bwa ha ha! (Gets hit on the head with a frying pan) Owie! Oh well. Anywho, I was informed by the little voices in my head that I forgot to mention something at the end of my last chapter, so I'll mention it now. The cats came from a picture on the Internet of a cat holding a machine gun (o.O), my allergy to cats, and random stupid conversations between me and Saru. The orthodontists came from Ryouko always complaining about them. Superman leading the cats came from Saru. I think that's right. Oh well. I have not been feeling random lately, but I just chugged a can of Mountain Dew and wrote this chapter while I was supposed to be working of geometry homework. Oh well. Now, review responses!
wonderingprophet: (Eyebrow twitch) I wondered where my flamethrower went... You can blame the Mountain Dew on this one...
Kato Shingetsu: Numa numa song! I really should make Yusuke sing that... There's always chapter 7... But I need the lyrics... That's what the Internet is for... Hehe, good review, yours make me smile. BTW, I've been wanting to ask you this, who's Holly?
So that's it for the reviews. I'm tired now and need to do math, so I shall make this short. Only 15 more days of school, then summertime! P.S. C.S.I. season finale tonight! Yay! C.S.I. rox!
Orthodontists: (Set the pictures on fire with flamethrowers… o.O) Ha ha! The terrible images are gone!
Yusuke: O.O Shit…
Kurama: Need… new… plan… fast!
Hiei: Hn.
Yusuke: Where the hell is Kuwabaka the distraction when you need him?
(In a random field)
Kuwabara: Where am I? Where are the kitties?
Cats: Ready… aim… fire!
(Cats fire machine guns at Kuwabara)
Kuwabara: O.O OH NO! (Runs like hell)
Yusuke: Ok, it's obvious he's not gonna show up, so let's fight normally. Spirit gun! (Fires spirit gun)
Orthodontist 1: AUGH! (Falls over)
Yusuke: Oh yeah! Spirit shotgun! (Kills more orthodontists)
Hiei: Hn. (Takes out katana and proceeds to chop up orthodontists)
Kurama: We're in the human world… we shouldn't be doing this…
Hiei: Look around fool. There are no humans within fifty miles; they've all fled the blue aliens and those creepy sheep.
Kurama: Good point. Rosewhip! (Kills orthodontists with rosewhip)
(Orthodontists are now dead)
Yusuke: (Cracks knuckles) Oh, this is a good day. Just the superhero in spandex left to deal with. What fun.
Superman: So you think you're about to win, eh? Well, what do you think about this!
(Dead orthodontists suddenly stand up and advance towards the three boys carrying their instruments of torture)
Kurama: Zombie orthodontists?
Hiei: Hn…
Yusuke: Damn! How do we get rid of these?
Kurama: Perhaps if we killed their leader…?
Yusuke: Hey, that's a great idea!
Hiei: Hn…
Yusuke: (Punches Hiei) Damnit, say something else already!
Hiei: Baka…
Yusuke: -.- Better…
Hiei: -.-# (Takes out katana and tries to kill Superman, but accidentally trips over the kryptonite, which conveniently covers Superman… oo)
Superman: Augh! My powers! They're draining! I'm melting! I'm melting!
Kurama, Yusuke, and Hiei: -.-() Baka…
Superman: NOOO! (Melts)
Hiei: … Yay! The witch is dead! Ding-dong the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead! (Dances around like a maniac) Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! (He's so OOC… ain't it great?)
Kurama and Yusuke: O.O
Orthodontist Zombies: Blood… death… braces!
Yusuke: Ya know, I actually forgot about them for a minute there.
Kurama: Was that such a bad thing?
Yusuke: Not really…
Kuwabara: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama: O.O What the…?
Armadillos: Kill the baka, kill the baka, kill the baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him! Kill the baka, kill the baka, kill the baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him!
Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke: O.O;;;
Kuwabara: HELP!
Armadillos: Kill the baka, kill the baka, kill the baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him! Kill the baka, kill the baka, kill the baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him!
(Kuwabara runs past them, still screaming his head off, and still be chased by murderous armadillos)
Monkeys: Get the armadillos! They stole the bananas!
Kurama, Yusuke, and Hiei: -.-()
Hiei: Damn Himizu and her random mind. I bet this fic is connected to her brain and we're seeing her visions.
(A giant anvil falls from the sky and lands on Hiei. There is a sign on it saying, 'You have stumbled into the perimeter of wisdom. Get out. But while you're in here, pity me because I have to watch these images every day of my life. You all suck!')
Kurama: -.-() I never knew Himizu was so disturbed.
Hiei: Are you freaking crazy! Of course she is! All you have to do is look at her, and you can see it!
(Another anvil falls from the sky and lands on Hiei. This time it has a sign saying, 'I really cherish your opinions about me, you conceited little midget bastard!')
Yusuke: Well, we've all learned a lesson here…
Monkeys: Zombies! Maybe they have the bananas! Get them! (Monkeys proceed to kill zombie orthodontists and rip them apart and throw them to the Cosmic Sheep so the sheep eat them and they all get poisoned and die…) No bananas! Quick, find the armadillos! (Monkeys run off)
Kurama: And the lesson would be?
Yusuke: O.O Monkeys are damn useful to have around if you're being attacked by a mob of zombie orthodontists.
Kurama: … (Falls over)
Hiei: Hn…
ED: They beat Superman!
MS: Praise God! Now we may live!
ED: But… the boys are still running free!
MS: Not for long…
Igor: Okay, I'm going to go make popcorn so I can have something to eat while I watch you crackpots try yet again to put an end to the world and humanity as we know it.
ED: Watch how you talk to your superiors lackey!
Igor: Yes, Master… (Muttering) Mean bastard…
A/N: The monkeys and armadillos came to me randomly just a few minutes ago when I was writing this... Weird, eh? Oh well, more randomness next chapter! Read and Review! Ja ne!