A/N: I surprise myself sometimes. Here I am after only 3 days, updating. O.O Something must be wrong up here. (Taps head) Randomness good. Anywho, this chapter is a bit longer than normal (to make up for the short one from 3 days ago... X.X) and I hope you enjoy it. Reveiw Responses!
Kato Shingetsu: Thanks for giving me permission to use Holly in this chapter. I interpreted her character from what she's said in the reviews, I hope I didn't make her too OOC...
Hehe... That's all the reviews I got for this one. Oh well. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own the Anime characters or the Numa Numa song, but I do own the creepy villains and any animals that show up. I also don't own Holly, she belongs to Kato Shingetsu.
Yusuke: Well, now that that's been taken care of… where's Kuwabara?
Kuwabara: HELP! (Runs past)
Armadillos: Kill the baka, kill the baka, kill the baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him! Kill the baka, kill the baka, kill the baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him!
Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei: -.-()
Kurama: What happened to the monkeys?
Kuwabara: They went home! They wanted banana milkshakes!
Yusuke, Kurama, and Hiei: -.-()
Hiei: Hn… Baka…
Kuwabara: HELP! (Falls over and is grabbed by the armadillos)
Armadillos: Mwa ha ha ha ha! We have captured the baka! Doom on him, doom on him, doom on him! Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Kuwabara: WAHHHH! SAVE ME! T.T
(Armadillos drag Kuwabara off to… somewhere… most likely a torture chamber of sorts)
Yusuke: Do we want to know what he did to make them so mad?
Hiei: Hn. He probably deserved it.
Voice in the Sky: Well, I'm glad to see you're all still alive… where's Kookaburra?
Kurama: He was… captured… by… armadillos…
Voice in the Sky: Sounds like him. Anywho, I've found you some backup. She'll help you out while I find Ryouko and Saru.
Yusuke: WHAT! That's your idea of reinforcements! Those two are as crazy as you!
Voice in the Sky: Shut up baka. Now, Holly, play nice with these sweet little boys. Ta ta!
Holly: (Loaned to me courtesy to Kato Shingetsu… Thanks Kato!) Woohoo! Hi everybody! I'm Holly! I'm a telekinetic kick boxer!
Yusuke: And a first-class freak if you are in any way acquainted with Himizu.
Holly: -.-# (Uses a kick boxing move and whacks Yusuke a good one)
Hiei and Kurama: o.O All righty then.
(Numa Numa song randomly starts playing)
Holly: Music!
Yusuke: Numa numa?
Holly: Numa numa?
Yusuke: Numa numa!
Holly: Numa numa!
Yusuke and Holly: NUMA NUMA!
(They begin doing the Numa Numa dance… o.O)
Yusuke and Holly: (Singing)
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha
Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochii tai.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochiii tai.
Te sun, sa-ti spun, ce simt acum,
Alo, iubirea mea, sunt eu, fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt iarasi eu, Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic.
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochiii tai
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha
Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma, nu ma iei,
Nu ma, nu ma iei, nu ma, nu ma, nu ma iei.
Chipul tau si dragostea din tei,
Mi-amintesc de ochiii tai
Hiei and Kurama: O.O;;;
Yusuke and Holly: Numa numa!
Hiei and Kurama: O.O;;; Dear God…
ED: O.O
MS: o.O
Igor: Numa numa!
ED and MS: -.-
Holly: That was sooo awesome! Let's do it again!
Yusuke and Holly: (Singing)
Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha…Kurama: (Whips out duct tape and slaps it over their mouths) That's enough of that.
Yusuke and Holly: MPH! (Translations: Damn!)
Hiei: Thank God that's over.
Kurama: (Nod nod) o.o
Voice in the Sky: UNHAND THAT GIRL!
Kurama and Hiei: Meep! Yes ma'am!
Voice in the Sky: Good puppies. Ok Holly thanks for the distraction, now I gotta send you back to Kato.
Holly: KK!
Voice in the Sky: (Holds out a Bag of Magical Unlimited Candies) Here, take one of these for you and one for Kato. Just think of a candy and it'll give you as many as you want. Thanks for your help. Thank Kato for me.
Holly: Woohoo! Candy! (Uses her telekinetic powers to take the bags and is transported back to wherever she lives)
Hiei: (Lifts eyebrow) Distraction?
Voice in the Sky: Did I say that? I never said anything like that.
Hiei: Liar.
Voice in the Sky: Midget.
Hiei: Freak.
Voice in the Sky: Jerk.
Hiei: Crack head.
Voice in the Sky: Dwarf.
Hiei: Witch.
Voice in the Sky: Bastard.
Hiei: Clown.
Voice in the Sky: O.O You… you… you…
Hiei: I…?
Voice in the Sky: YOU CALLED ME A CLOWN! DIE!
(Bricks, boulders, anvils, and other hard objects rain down on Hiei's head)
Hiei: ---------------(Censored)------------------
Voice in the Sky: You called me a clown! You shall be taken to the PRIVATE HELL!
Hiei?.?
Voice in the Sky: Mwa ha ha ha ha!
What am I going to do to Hiei? I'll give you a hint... Remember what I did to Karasu back in chapter three. (Evil cackle) Once again, thank you Kato for letting me use Holly. I hope you like your gift! Everybody, read and review! Ja ne!